F*cking asshole kids

This morning when I went out to my car to leave for school, I see all this yellow shit on the driver sdie of my bumper, so I say to myself "What the hell is this"... and then I see a broken egg shell on the ground. Some son of a bitch kids egged my car last night. :mad:

I spend a fucking half hour cleaning up egg yolk off my car this morning so I have to go in to school late now. I think its fucking pathetic and immature that these kids think its funny to vandalize someone else's personal property. I've never vandalized anyone's property, so why'd it happen to me? :disappoin

If I ever catch the kids who did this to my car, god give mercy for what I'll do to them. It's not cool to fuck with other peoples cars. :angryfire

Here's a thought for when you catch them... Stake them down over an ant hill and pour honey liberally on them...

find them an throw rotting eggs an sour milk at them, they'll probably never try any shit again.

or just kill them....

Thats all fucked up. One thing you dont do is fuck with someones ride. I'd wait for the little bastards and spray them with a water gun filled with piss.

That's a shitty excuse for being late for school.

That's a shitty excuse for being late for school.


lol, i just spit chips on my keyboard....thanks alot.

That's a shitty excuse for being late for school.


My thoughts exactly.

...It's not cool to fuck with other peoples cars. :angryfire


However, I agree....it's cowardly to mess with someone's car. Sounds like you are the victim of a random attack.

However, I agree....it's cowardly to mess with someone's car. Sounds like you are the victim of a random attack.

Random attacks are the worst, cuz when you dont know who did it, it just makes you that much more PISSED OFF.

My advice, ludespeed, is to get a car cover - you should damn well have one anyways with a Prelude as nice as that one (you fucking lucky bastard :rolleyes: ) One of those would prevent anymore shit from happening and take the worry off of your mind.

But just in case - consider purchasing a 12 guage semi-suto pump shotgun (j/k) :biggrin:

Karl

I dunno about the car cover...those assholes would see you as more of a target...They know that the more the person cares about their care...the angrier that person will be.

Thats why I like fast...but extremely old cars.

That and the fact that I'm too poor to afford brand new ones.

Random attacks are the worst, cuz when you dont know who did it, it just makes you that much more PISSED OFF.

My advice, ludespeed, is to get a car cover - you should damn well have one anyways with a Prelude as nice as that one (you fucking lucky bastard :rolleyes: ) One of those would prevent anymore shit from happening and take the worry off of your mind.

But just in case - consider purchasing a 12 guage semi-suto pump shotgun (j/k) :biggrin:

Karl

I'm buying a car cover soon 'cause the lude is going away for the winter when it snows, but yeah it was kind of my fault because I parked my car in the street in front of my house that night so I was asking for trouble. I have been parking in my driveway now lately so hopefully another incident like this wont happen again. :banghead:

*Note to self:* buy 12 gauge shotgun... :evillol:

I've had one of those "don't know who did it" experiences. I was at work and come out on my break to grab my food that i accidently left in my car for work. I get outside and notice that my tire was low on air. I didn't even go up and check it out or anything.

I grabbed my food and went inside. Ate my food then had enough time to buy a portable air compressor and fill my tire with air.

I get outside plug it all in and start trying to fill it up. I notice it wasn't filling and examined my tire. Some pile of shit of a person stabbed my brand new tire with a knife. Wans't sliced. I could tell this by how the ends on the cut were I know it was stabbed because it was just big enough for a knife about an inch wide blade to go through.

Tires werne't even more than 2 weeks old. Just got the new rims and tires.

Still havne't heard anyone say that they knew who did it. But shit happens I guess. $%&#ing vandilists!

Some SOB TPed my house once. I mean HELLA TPed it too. Like we had TP in our 60 ft high trees for at least 6 months afterwards. And as far as I know it wasn't anyone that I know.

You never find out who does this type of crap. My car got egged a couple of times, all you can do is clean it off. As long as the egg hasn't like "baked" on the paint then you're fine. I usually leave my car in the driveway, just because I don't like having to go in and out of the garage at all hours of the night if i have something to do, but if it's halloween or graduation night then it's going in the garage. Stupid kids have nothing better to do then go around and do stupid shit. Go get drunk at somebody's house, then go to sleep. Peace-

I'm buying a car cover soon 'cause the lude is going away for the winter when it snows, but yeah it was kind of my fault because I parked my car in the street in front of my house that night so I was asking for trouble. I have been parking in my driveway now lately so hopefully another incident like this wont happen again. :banghead:

*Note to self:* buy 12 gauge shotgun... :evillol:

Heh... that reminds me, it's already snowing here :(

You never find out who does this type of crap. My car got egged a couple of times, all you can do is clean it off. As long as the egg hasn't like "baked" on the paint then you're fine.

I'm surprised that the egg yolk didnt fuck up my paint because my car was probably egged sometime during the night, and the next morning it was hardened up.

But I used WD40 and Gliptone Body Gloss to remove all the yolk, and then I washed and waxed my car yesterday so it looks like nothing ever happened. :biggrin:

I have a story! True one too.

I was driving down a semi-busy street in my city. It was around 2am so there wasn't many cars out. Ahead of me, coming on the opposite side of the road I see a car with one burned out headlight. Then I see an egg being hurled out of that car and towards mine. Nailed my windshield and started smearing onto my door. At this point, I was pissed, so I turned and e-braked into a180 and started chasing them. They kept going through back streets and what not, but I kept up. The chase went on for about half an hour, and during that time I was low on gas, but I managed to get down their license plate, but that just didn't cut it for me. The took a dirt road to get back on the street where they first egged me and continued flooring it down the street.

A couple more blocks down the street, you can hear the roaring of a train. Then the next thing you see are the tracks being closed off for the train! So that bastard and his friends had nowhere to go now, so I step out of my car and approach him. He rolls down the window and talks all gangster to me.. "Foo you aint got nuthin on me mang" So I punched him across the face, took his car keys and through them under the train tracks and just got in my car and SPLIT.

That bitch had what was coming. Kids do stupid things just because they feel like they're invincible. I know I don't feel invincible and I'm only 17, but I love cars just as much as anybody else, so harming other people's possessions is equal to retardedness.

Hope that cheered ya up

So that bastard and his friends had nowhere to go now, so I step out of my car and approach him. He rolls down the window and talks all gangster to me.. "Foo you aint got nuthin on me mang" So I punched him across the face, took his car keys and through them under the train tracks and just got in my car and SPLIT.

lol, he deserved it... must have been funny to see him get punched in the face. :lol:

anyway, I hope I find out who the kids were that egged my car, because I have 3 friends who wanna help me beat the fuck out of them. :grinyes:

I know how you feel man, when I was working at dumbinos, some cunt I worked with thought it would be funny to throw pizza at my car. The same fuck stick spat on my window.

Needless to say he didn't come back to work again.

Man do what I did and vandalize all the family cars around you, hopefully youll get their family cars!

Man do what I did and vandalize all the family cars around you, hopefully youll get their family cars!

shut up, that's a stupid idea.

if you do that shit to everyone else, the people that did nothing to you, then you're no better than the kids that egged you own car.

Im not saying go out and break a cars window, but just kinda use your keys or egg them if keying is too much

i got my ipod stolen at the gym a couple months ago...


it was awesome

b16Civic, you are still no better than those kids if you go out an vandaile the cars belonging to people that have done nothing to you.

you were pissed off when someone vandalised something of yours, so its right to vandalise thing belonging to everyone else around you ?

talk about hypocritical, you cant just vandalise innocent people's property because you think "in the end i'll eventually egg the car of the people that got my car" well what about the ones that didnt egg you car, its not fair to vandalise their propery.

i got my ipod stolen at the gym a couple months ago...


it was awesome


Hey bro where is that jim? I think I know who did it, hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah aha...... hahahahahahahahaahha

yo, i feel u man. living in a condominium means no driveway, so in a parking lot, every car is a target for these pricks. and living near the city is no help when i'm going down there often. my car's been keyed several times, antenna broken, tires slashed. Some guy's saturn had a rock the size of my fist lodged halfway through his windshield. sux for him, but atleast my car never got that beating. never live in a house w/o a driveway, i say. rather, make that a garage.

EDIT: Oh yeah, having 12 guage won't get much done if you never find them, but its still dam comforting. sleep in ur car, soon as you hear some little kids laughing, pop out, pump, and start screaming. you could even add some facepaint for kudos

vinny, thats a stupid idea, (no ofense) if you really want to scare them stay up at night and scope them out, when you finally see them tag their bodies with a paintball gun or potato gun and then they will finally stop laughing at how funny they egged your car.

Dowse the little f***** in paint stripper.

Hey bro where is that jim? I think I know who did it, hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah aha...... hahahahahahahahaahha

i doubt it... i know a lot of people who got their ipod jacked so its not that uncommon.. also since youre in cali i doubt it

Reminds me of a thing that happened to me 5-6 months ago.

It was 7pm~ and i was taking my brother to his girlfriends house in my honda accord and had another friend in the back seat.
We had just left the neighborhood and were on this road where there was an appartment complex on one side and a forest of trees on the other side and we see this kid about my age in a black sweatshirt and white paints walking our way on the sidewalk and up the road a little further there was another kid standing by the woods. it was suspicious as hell i just knew something was going to happen when i drove by and sure enough it did.
The kid on the sidewalk threw a huge fucking tomato and it hit the center of the windshield making a loud ass scary noise.
Immediately my friend in the back seat yelled to stop the car and he jumps out and chases the kid towards the appartments and when he caught him all i could see was him on top of the kid punching like a crazy psycho. it was crazy. that kid got seriously fucked up just because he wanted to pis someone off.


He got what he deserved. imo

Also the guy who was standing by the woods it turns out had a paintball gun but he was afraid to use it so he ran off into the woods.

He DID deserve it! Kudos to your friend. I think stupid people DO need the shit beat out of them. Seriously.