The kid who backed into my car won't stop...

Okay on Friday during lunch, my frind decides to repark his car since he had to park it far wawy from the school parking lot. Well that kid who backed into my car a few months ago decided to tag along with him. When he reparked the car next to mine that stupid kid put his mucus all over my car (aka spitting and hacking) it was all over hte door handles and windshield. Its total bullshit that he still does this. I had to get my cleaned at a car wash since I wasnt going to handle it at all. Im pissed as hell. I found out becaseu my freind told me. I dont liek the fact that my friend didnt stop him. My dad is angry at the fact that he is still doing this and talking shit about me at school to... My dad thinks of puttign a restraining order on him. But what should I do. report him to the police? contact the principal about this? Or just kick his ass? well..? im not sure... I am going to deal about it myself jsut want some opinions from you guys...

The moral and polically correct thing would be to tell the police or principal, I however would kick his ass.

Just kick his ass for christ's sake. :slap:

Beat his ass then tell the police why you did it lol, or do something 10x worse to his car like duct tape it closed or something. That would teach him lol

Get in his face really good and scare him...if he doesn't look scared jack him in the face. If he does look scared push him out of your way and walk away. Then if he does anything to your car again, walk up to him and just jack him in the face don't even say a word and then walk away.

Steal his lugnuts.

kick his ass!
i'll even loan u my baseball bat :evillol:

Take off his valve stems. I also liked the duct tape idea.

I like the lugnuts. See how far he gets before his tire falls off.

I like the lugnut idea, try it. The worst that we could hope for is the fall off right at a train crossing. Then you hear the familiar dinging...The imagination tells the rest.

The moral and polically correct thing would be to tell the police or principal, I however would kick his ass.

I concur...

It's for the best :wink:

Steal his lugnuts.

But make sure you only take the ones on the passenger side, so he doesn't notice.

Pull the valve stems, wheel bearing grease under his doorhandles, and spray paint on the windows. Make sure to leave a razor blade taped right in the middle of the windshield.

If you want to be a real ass you could get some old keys and bust em off in all the locks.

go kick his ass in front of everyone, tell him if he tries anything again you'll do worse.

I like the idea of breaking old keys off in the locks. That would be shitty to repair, but I guess so wouldn't taking his lugnuts off, lol. You shouldn't hafto deal with that shit though. What did you do to him? Im a little out of the "AF circle".

super/crazy glue an broken keys in the locks would be hell, unless he has remote locking on the key...

seeing how rich you all are, i bet some of you guys have bodyguards. hire a big black bodyguard or two, have him guard the car, and have him beat up whoever gets close to it.

sprsy paint his car like the rainbow and get a dirty naked hippy to sit in it

You might start by reevaluating this 'friend' of yours. Why would he give this a-hole a ride to begin with.













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kill both of them....

put super glue on his door handles
steal his lugnuts
paint his windows
let out his fuel lines
bend his antenna
super glue his windows shut.
key your initials in his car

many more where that came from

I dont recommend keying your initials in his car. Then cops can use that against you, then you pay the nasty bill to get all that fixed.

If he ever leaves his car unlocked, i say throw something nasty under the seat, like if there's some dog crap nearby, put it under the seat, or if you're a real jerk, shove it in the vents.

Don't fuck with his car. Don't touch it at all. Don't even look at it.

He will retaliate.

Just confront him. "What the fuck is your problem?" is a good conversation starter.

if someone did that to my car they'd have a meeting with the harsh end of my baseball bat...

...or the 7.62mm Parker-Hale.

i say throw a wrench in his engine fan or something if you can get under the bonnet.

Go big or go home.

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1421146&page=1

Clog up his exhaust pipe. This kid is extremely jealous of you, no doubt.

Kick His Ass, Seabass

Kick His Ass, Seabass


I love dumb and dumber.

i say buy a shit load of super glue, and put it all between his door.

He fucked with your car so fuck with his.


First of all tohugh, confront him about, don't pull that tattle tell bullshit just yet. Man up and let him know whats the deal.








Then siran wrap his doors shut. Like siran wrap the whole middle section, under and above. I so wanna do that one day......

Does he have a sunroof? Pry it open and fill his car with packaging peanuts.

If your a logical person which I figure you are then I would not mess with his car. Obviously your worried about what he might do to your car in response.

Are you worried the guy might beat you up? The worst thing that can happen is you let him do this to you, and then you'll always remember being a punk for the rest of your life.

If you don't think you can beat him up sock him in the face during lunch or something. Atleast if he can whoop your ass it'll stopped soon enough. A few things might happen.

A) He whoops your ass, and he doesn't feel the need to f' with your car again. You go on through high school never talking to him again.

B) You whoop his ass, and if he messes with your car again he'll look like bitch for doing so. It'll probably bring an end to the whole fiasco. Fights usually do a good job of just ending shit.

C) he decides to mess with your car like a bitch and you threaten to and/or Whoop his ass again. better yet tell the cops since you'll have a record of the fight on hand. He'll get in trouble for revenge.

Oh yeah, and your firends not much of a friend for not doing anything. he's more of a bitch then anything. If your not worried about getting your ass whooped or losing a friend then I forget about him as a friend and/or whoop his bitch ass too.

You better do something though because you don't want to live your life remembering the time when you were punked.

good luck.

break off the door handles then super glue the keyholes
last but not least give him the 0 percent tint job with black paint

wow, this could be fun...go up to autozone, and pick up a 6 dollar spray can of auto paint stripper...need i say more?

nick

You might start by reevaluating this 'friend' of yours. Why would he give this a-hole a ride to begin with.
:werd:

Go big or go home.

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1421146&page=1

Anyone actually look at this? GOD DAMN, someone got :owned:

There was a kid who always used to fuck with me, then one day my cousin got tired of it cause i'm not a violent person and didn't do anything back, and he hurt the kid pretty bad, put him in a cast on both arms. After that i took care of everything myself...but...Point being, if you're not a fighter, i know you probably have a big friend to put the fear of god in him, it's always fun using goons to do your light work...

^Thats pretty funny. Anyway, I would suggest doing that, if you arent that strong of a guy or just not a fighter, thankfully I got lots of friends that are known to kick asses-a-plenty, so I never have to do anything, but I will if it has shit to do with my car.

Get a zip tie (nylon strap) and somehow get it around his driveshaft, it will be so annoying and he won't think to look there right off the bat. Then see if you can get hold of some wheel weights and put quite a bit of extra weight on his front left and right rear so when he drives, it's really friggin annoying.

If you wanted to go the route of vandal, you could steal all the emblams off his car, one at a time. Or, if you can find a way in, put some small dead animal (like a mouse) in his vent system so it stinks up his car.

Let the air out of his tires ...then kick his ass.

piss in his seat

Ok I have not seen this idea posted anywhere yet, so here it is: Go to a cheese shop, even the one in a grocery store will do, get some limburger or blue cheese, limburger is better but harder to get. Wear gloves, 'cause this shit stinks and is hard to get off your skin, crumble a little and shove it down his vents, mash the rest into the radiator. When the car warms up its gonna stink, and when he turns the heat on its gonna stink even more. Also, dump a double shot of expresso into his car if you can, that crap smells too.

do all 3 options ofcourse

fkn pour cement in his tank

Freeze a case of shaving cream (gel won't work), then stuff them in his car
Steal his wheels and leave the car on blocks
Get a good jack and some friends and flip his car onto its roof
Wire his horn into his brakes
Weld his doors, hood and trunk shut
Get some friends and a shitload of tools together and disassemble everything you car on his car, then leave it all there
Catch a squirrel and release it into his interior, the thing will trash the inside
Thermite

And beat his ass, hardcore.

Get the cops
then if he doesn't learn from that you got full AOK from social and legal right to beat his ass hardcore.

Most ppl will stop once law gets involed its not really worth to get him back with same thing it'll just snowball.

Get the cops and school on his ass worse to worse beat him hardcore if he still keeps it up

piss in his seat

piss on his face.

Wipe Vaseline all over The windows. Works like a charm. He won't be able to see shit for weeks.

...Then siran wrap his doors shut. Like siran wrap the whole middle section, under and above. I so wanna do that one day......

Done that before. It's not that great. It can actually be easy to get the wrap off. As for the vasoline on the windows. That is a really awesome idea. Pee in a bottle a few different times. And if it is going to get cold over night pour it onto his car and into his vents.

i still think you should just kill him...

i still think you should just kill him...

By that i'm sure he meant to just kick his ass so bad he can't see, smell, taste, walk, piss or shit without having help. Hah!

i still think you should just kill him...


Have you posted like 600 times in the last 30 days? I swear that your post was 1,000 when I last looked..

Have you posted like 600 times in the last 30 days? I swear that your post was 1,000 when I last looked..

That was totally random. Neat.

That was totally random. Neat.


So this threads already gone down the shitter :tongue:

Have you posted like 600 times in the last 30 days? I swear that your post was 1,000 when I last looked..

yea, about that amount.

still, my average is only like 3.5 a day, so its not huge. but i've become less active in the outside world an more active on AF.

piss on his face.
pee in his butt

go buy some rusty-ass cheap pick-up truck. then ram the shit outa his car.

enough of the watersports guys...that's just fuckin nasty........


get some duct tape to mark giant X's in his windows.....when you smash them, they'll some out in 4 clean pieces.......see how he likes that....but if you ever need a person to administer an ass kicking, for $500, I'll make it so that he'll be going to church every day to thank God for his life.......

but seriously, break his nose......this guy needs to learn a lesson.....and your so called friend's nose too for that matter.....