Thief Steals Bull Jizz

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/02/AR2005110202768.html


Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen

The Associated Press
Wednesday, November 2, 2005; 8:56 PM

WOLFSVILLE, Md. -- Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.

He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.

"I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday.

He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night.

Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Ok, and what exactly would someone want to do with semen from 50 bulls?

Ok, and what exactly would someone want to do with semen from 50 bulls?

Hehe, dont ask me, :naughty:

Muahahaha

to breed some more....duh.

That reallly sucks for that guy

its really expensive and hard to get and very easy to sell because they want that from the biggest strongest for breeding, thats why its so expensive

Looks like the farmer has to start over from scratch...........:D

Hope he had it insured........

Sure would, er, suck to have to "harvest" that from the bulls!

that is just nasty. AVOID THA SPERM BANK WOMEN. Unless you want your child to have horns. Looks like tha owner has got to jack off all them bulls again. I am shure them horney bulls wont mind....

its really expensive and hard to get and very easy to sell because they want that from the biggest strongest for breeding, thats why its so expensive
i wonder why xeno knows so much about bull jizz

Xeno does enjoy his bull jizz. :cwm27:

:grinno:

Skeet Skeet!

Ok, and what exactly would someone want to do with semen from 50 bulls?
Maybe a neighbouring farmer has a gay bull? Or he wanted to do some marital education: "You think mine tastes bad, get a load of this!"

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.
ok i seriously didn't want to know that.

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.


Holy shit, so its like a prison party for bulls. My hat goes off to the brave men and women who do that job. Hung like a bull indeed.


I'm sorry, but if I get a rod up my ass, the last thing I'm gonna do is pop a boner...glad I'm not a bovine.

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.I sure that not the way those farmers did it...........:D.......



maybe.....something more human like................:eek:

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

Anyone know where they sell those electric prods? It's....uhhh, for my cousin...


j/k that's WAAAAAY TMI.

And they say I know alot about jizz.... :uhoh:

Now thats a newspaper headline you don't see everyday.

Hahaha... I guess you learn a thing or two working on a farm!

Stay the fuck away from me.

I think the funniest part is the fact that not only did this poor guy get $75,000 in goods stolen from him, but also that he's become so depressed he's going to give up his life's work.

It's just so.. pathetic.

I think the funniest part is the fact that not only did this poor guy get $75,000 in goods stolen from him, but also that he's become so depressed he's going to give up his life's work.

It's just so.. pathetic.

So you would want to continue giving bulls pleasure, after you had spent so long doing it before and left with nothing?

It's used for breeding of different types of bulls. The bloodlines work just like horses except bulls are not really trained and domesticated as much. Most use it for the rodeo bulls and such. Just some insight.

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

Oh lonely Friday nights, where would I be without you. On another completely unrelated note, check out my ebay auction for $75 000 worth of bull sperm.

The thief probably wanted to bathe in it. Semen clears acne you know.

Thats sad.

Farmers are going to hafto start putting that stuff behind lock and key.

I wonder if they will find out who stole it?