SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
Drifty
10-27-2005, 10:11 PM
After removing ALL the Shingles that Landed on the SRT-4 after Hurricane Wilma... I desided to tour the neigborhood. so i picked up my buddy and we get to a "stop sign" (NO Power for traffic signals) and i look over at some Eminem wanna-be on his Kawasaki Ninja 250cc (YEP Its the 250cc) With no helmet on and he throws a rev a me...
Thug: YO Lets Run it..Or are u too Scurred to run wit the Big DAWGS?
Me (in my head): Hmm its a Bike Dude I dont care I'll lose anyways...no wait thats a 250? WTF?!!! Big DAWG? Wouldn't BIg Dawg be anything over 500cc?
ME: Big Dawg?? Bro theres Debris on the street you might fall
Thug: NAww Fool... I checked it I was just looking For a car that might stand a chance wit me so whatcha got... RICER?.....and dont front Foo' I mean whats wit that Whack-Ass Wing
Me: RICER???????!!!!!!!!! Listen Here Vanilla ICE Imma have u for desert You Pansy.
So as We looked ahead and noticed that the cars ahead of us were gone and we had the road to ourselves
We Take off and that SRT is screaming down the street and this guy is still hanging on. I shift into 2nd and still there and we hit an Overpass and i go into 3rd and i just refused to look over at this point. i get to 4th and reach the top of the overpass and shut down. i look over nothing there....... i look in the rear view nothing there ..... as i roll down the other side of the over pass i think to my self (should i feel like a jackass for falling into the bait? wait no there he is) and the doofus does the fly by giving me the finger and he loses his hat at the next light(this light actually had Power) so i stop right on top of his hat putting my front left tire on it.
Thug: Yo your Shit's fast man but...
Me: YO man Wheres your hat?
Thug: Umm its under you tire
Me: and why did you give me the finger ?
Thug: umm you see i though i was gonna make the light but i didnt my bad..
Me: Hmm yer-Absofuckinglutly right its Your Bad
So as the Green Dropped i burned out and took off and as i look in my rear view you could see him ready to Cry.. I know it was cold to do but
He asked for it
Thug: YO Lets Run it..Or are u too Scurred to run wit the Big DAWGS?
Me (in my head): Hmm its a Bike Dude I dont care I'll lose anyways...no wait thats a 250? WTF?!!! Big DAWG? Wouldn't BIg Dawg be anything over 500cc?
ME: Big Dawg?? Bro theres Debris on the street you might fall
Thug: NAww Fool... I checked it I was just looking For a car that might stand a chance wit me so whatcha got... RICER?.....and dont front Foo' I mean whats wit that Whack-Ass Wing
Me: RICER???????!!!!!!!!! Listen Here Vanilla ICE Imma have u for desert You Pansy.
So as We looked ahead and noticed that the cars ahead of us were gone and we had the road to ourselves
We Take off and that SRT is screaming down the street and this guy is still hanging on. I shift into 2nd and still there and we hit an Overpass and i go into 3rd and i just refused to look over at this point. i get to 4th and reach the top of the overpass and shut down. i look over nothing there....... i look in the rear view nothing there ..... as i roll down the other side of the over pass i think to my self (should i feel like a jackass for falling into the bait? wait no there he is) and the doofus does the fly by giving me the finger and he loses his hat at the next light(this light actually had Power) so i stop right on top of his hat putting my front left tire on it.
Thug: Yo your Shit's fast man but...
Me: YO man Wheres your hat?
Thug: Umm its under you tire
Me: and why did you give me the finger ?
Thug: umm you see i though i was gonna make the light but i didnt my bad..
Me: Hmm yer-Absofuckinglutly right its Your Bad
So as the Green Dropped i burned out and took off and as i look in my rear view you could see him ready to Cry.. I know it was cold to do but
He asked for it
GForce957
10-27-2005, 10:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did he really say that stuff?? Holy shit, thats incredible, What a douche. It wasn't cold what you did. I would have taken the hat as a souvenir after the burnout. I am proud of you.
PS. This is like the 4565th post involving a neon/srt-4
Did he really say that stuff?? Holy shit, thats incredible, What a douche. It wasn't cold what you did. I would have taken the hat as a souvenir after the burnout. I am proud of you.
PS. This is like the 4565th post involving a neon/srt-4
clawhammer
10-27-2005, 10:18 PM
I would have thought that a ninja bike even a 250 would be fairly fast, but I guess I was wrong. Nice kill nevertheless.
TatII
10-28-2005, 12:44 AM
ahaha i never even know 250cc sport bikes even exist. well atleast he was being honest with you about the whole finger thing.
-The Stig-
10-28-2005, 01:20 AM
They look like this...
http://www.kawasakimotorcycle.org/images/Ninja250r.png
Yeah, they aren't fast at all. But are very small and nimble and handle like crazy for a $3,000 bike brand new.
http://www.kawasakimotorcycle.org/images/Ninja250r.png
Yeah, they aren't fast at all. But are very small and nimble and handle like crazy for a $3,000 bike brand new.
GForce957
10-28-2005, 01:21 AM
^that pic doesnt work. Pwned by Tripod
-The Stig-
10-28-2005, 01:23 AM
^that pic doesnt work. Pwned by Tripod
Fixoorrzz!
Fixoorrzz!
i3o2Matt
10-28-2005, 02:04 AM
street_racer_00
10-28-2005, 02:51 AM
I would think that at LEAST the bike woulda had you off the line in the first couple of gears, if only for the massive weight advantage.
209 SRT
10-28-2005, 03:08 AM
nice run.......since you are stomping on bikes do you want to try my 636.....lol
Drifty
10-28-2005, 05:53 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did he really say that stuff?? Holy shit, thats incredible, What a douche. It wasn't cold what you did. I would have taken the hat as a souvenir after the burnout. I am proud of you.
PS. This is like the 4565th post involving a neon/srt-4
Yeah he did say that.. lol... ohh Sorry it was just too funny i needed to Post it up
and 209 I'll pass on 600cc bikes i know my place lol
Did he really say that stuff?? Holy shit, thats incredible, What a douche. It wasn't cold what you did. I would have taken the hat as a souvenir after the burnout. I am proud of you.
PS. This is like the 4565th post involving a neon/srt-4
Yeah he did say that.. lol... ohh Sorry it was just too funny i needed to Post it up
and 209 I'll pass on 600cc bikes i know my place lol
King Of Crunk
10-28-2005, 07:45 PM
good race...those 250cc bikes are dogs, they run a mid 14 second 1/4 AT BEST.....most guys run low 15s....but they're great bikes to do little wheelies and stuff with.....good kill man.....i dunno about the hat part though....it sounded rehearsed...:p
Drifty
10-28-2005, 10:49 PM
Nah Crunk I guess fate judged him on that one
Musashi3000GT
10-29-2005, 12:17 PM
where was this race drifty?
glad to hear Wilma didnt mess up your car bro, I slept right through it but man was it long!
Nice kill too, I cant pick on the sports bikes but I love to mess with the Harley Davidson possers riding thier Hondas on thier way back from Key West.
glad to hear Wilma didnt mess up your car bro, I slept right through it but man was it long!
Nice kill too, I cant pick on the sports bikes but I love to mess with the Harley Davidson possers riding thier Hondas on thier way back from Key West.
-The Stig-
10-29-2005, 01:21 PM
Nice kill too, I cant pick on the sports bikes but I love to mess with the Harley Davidson possers riding thier Hondas on thier way back from Key West.
We call those metric cruisers. :p
We call those metric cruisers. :p
Drifty
10-29-2005, 09:50 PM
where was this race drifty?
glad to hear Wilma didnt mess up your car bro, I slept right through it but man was it long!
Nice kill too, I cant pick on the sports bikes but I love to mess with the Harley Davidson possers riding thier Hondas on thier way back from Key West.
Thanx Bro, Yea It was TOO long How's The 3000 gt?
This was in Kendall.. sw 117th ave and sw 120th st.
glad to hear Wilma didnt mess up your car bro, I slept right through it but man was it long!
Nice kill too, I cant pick on the sports bikes but I love to mess with the Harley Davidson possers riding thier Hondas on thier way back from Key West.
Thanx Bro, Yea It was TOO long How's The 3000 gt?
This was in Kendall.. sw 117th ave and sw 120th st.
Musashi3000GT
10-30-2005, 10:08 AM
Thanx Bro, Yea It was TOO long How's The 3000 gt?
This was in Kendall.. sw 117th ave and sw 120th st.
The 3000GT is good, need a tune up but she still runs well enough.
Dude, 117 and 120, thats right by Miami Dade College. I live off of sw 8 st and 122 Ave. by Palace 18.
we should hang sometime...thats is if you dont mind hanging with a slow ass 3000GT :biggrin:
This was in Kendall.. sw 117th ave and sw 120th st.
The 3000GT is good, need a tune up but she still runs well enough.
Dude, 117 and 120, thats right by Miami Dade College. I live off of sw 8 st and 122 Ave. by Palace 18.
we should hang sometime...thats is if you dont mind hanging with a slow ass 3000GT :biggrin:
Drifty
10-30-2005, 10:28 PM
For Sho man
King Of Crunk
10-31-2005, 01:21 PM
is kimball near tampa? lol
BP2K2Max
10-31-2005, 07:44 PM
Drifty
10-31-2005, 09:06 PM
is kimball near tampa? lol
Naw MIA baby
Naw MIA baby
Musashi3000GT
10-31-2005, 09:16 PM
305 represent chico! :evillol:
2000LS1Z28
11-01-2005, 10:58 PM
Hey playa, watcha running under the hood!! J/K
Good kill. I murdered a Honda Hurricane 600cc bike when my car was close to stock. Then again we went from a roll.
Good kill. I murdered a Honda Hurricane 600cc bike when my car was close to stock. Then again we went from a roll.
mason_RsX
11-02-2005, 11:02 AM
nice kill, and im guess ing a bad start kept you ahead in the early part of the race
Either way he deserved to lose, anybody who consideres his 250cc motor a big dawg should never win anything in their life
Either way he deserved to lose, anybody who consideres his 250cc motor a big dawg should never win anything in their life
King Of Crunk
11-02-2005, 12:10 PM
the people that think that 250cc bikes are big dawgs are the ricers of the bike world...or squids..
mason_RsX
11-02-2005, 02:56 PM
the people that think that 250cc bikes are big dawgs are the ricers of the bike world...or squids..
Your a ricer of the bike world! :p jks
Are we gonna let our girl be with the cat with the car
YES WE WILL!
and why is that
because we cant afford gas
we can't afford no gas
we can't afford no gas
so we aint drivin!
Your a ricer of the bike world! :p jks
Are we gonna let our girl be with the cat with the car
YES WE WILL!
and why is that
because we cant afford gas
we can't afford no gas
we can't afford no gas
so we aint drivin!
Drifty
11-02-2005, 06:04 PM
Your a ricer of the bike world! :p jks
Are we gonna let our girl be with the cat with the car
YES WE WILL!
and why is that
because we cant afford gas
we can't afford no gas
we can't afford no gas
so we aint drivin!
ROFLMAO
Are we gonna let our girl be with the cat with the car
YES WE WILL!
and why is that
because we cant afford gas
we can't afford no gas
we can't afford no gas
so we aint drivin!
ROFLMAO
209 SRT
11-03-2005, 01:55 AM
the people that think that 250cc bikes are big dawgs are the ricers of the bike world...or squids..
no your wrong.....those are the people who aren't tall enough to get anything bigger so they have to settle for less...........lol
no your wrong.....those are the people who aren't tall enough to get anything bigger so they have to settle for less...........lol
King Of Crunk
11-03-2005, 10:34 AM
Your a ricer of the bike world! :p jks
Are we gonna let our girl be with the cat with the car
YES WE WILL!
and why is that
because we cant afford gas
we can't afford no gas
we can't afford no gas
so we aint drivin!
haha...i like when they get mad at kanye for getting new shoes....
BROKE PHI BROKE! :tongue:
Are we gonna let our girl be with the cat with the car
YES WE WILL!
and why is that
because we cant afford gas
we can't afford no gas
we can't afford no gas
so we aint drivin!
haha...i like when they get mad at kanye for getting new shoes....
BROKE PHI BROKE! :tongue:
King Of Crunk
11-03-2005, 10:38 AM
no your wrong.....those are the people who aren't tall enough to get anything bigger so they have to settle for less...........lol
lol....well if a person that can't sit comfortably on at least a 600cc bike have to be like 5'3".... :licka:
lol....well if a person that can't sit comfortably on at least a 600cc bike have to be like 5'3".... :licka:
RaidenKing
11-07-2005, 11:01 PM
haha that was fun to read dude.
Burning out on his hat, you'll only be able to enact cinematic scenes like that so few times in your life, enjoy that one. Glad you didn't get wrecked up by wilma, sarasota made out pretty well too. I swear, I need to chill with the rest of yas when I get time for a trip to miami. I've read about some notable shops down there.
Burning out on his hat, you'll only be able to enact cinematic scenes like that so few times in your life, enjoy that one. Glad you didn't get wrecked up by wilma, sarasota made out pretty well too. I swear, I need to chill with the rest of yas when I get time for a trip to miami. I've read about some notable shops down there.
Drifty
11-08-2005, 08:58 AM
haha that was fun to read dude.
Burning out on his hat, you'll only be able to enact cinematic scenes like that so few times in your life, enjoy that one. Glad you didn't get wrecked up by wilma, sarasota made out pretty well too. I swear, I need to chill with the rest of yas when I get time for a trip to miami. I've read about some notable shops down there.
sure Whenever u get a chance to come down here pm me
Burning out on his hat, you'll only be able to enact cinematic scenes like that so few times in your life, enjoy that one. Glad you didn't get wrecked up by wilma, sarasota made out pretty well too. I swear, I need to chill with the rest of yas when I get time for a trip to miami. I've read about some notable shops down there.
sure Whenever u get a chance to come down here pm me
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