'till death do us part?
tonioseven
10-25-2005, 01:48 PM
A man's wife had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet he had stayed by her bedside every single day. One day, she motioned for him to come nearer. As he sat by her, she whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... ......You know what?"
"What dear?" he gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with
warmth. "I think you're bad luck, so get the fuck away from me."
:uhoh:
"What dear?" he gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with
warmth. "I think you're bad luck, so get the fuck away from me."
:uhoh:
2.2 Straight six
10-25-2005, 01:52 PM
not as good as the ugly bus, but good none the less.
'97ventureowner
10-25-2005, 02:07 PM
:grinno:
karmacae
10-25-2005, 02:11 PM
thats sad!!!!! not tha least bit funny, tha bitch
crayzayjay
10-25-2005, 02:12 PM
:lol2:
Damien
10-25-2005, 02:16 PM
Didn't you just post that a few weeks ago??? Dang...
I might as well go into my archive and dig them back out.
I might as well go into my archive and dig them back out.
Muscletang
10-25-2005, 02:57 PM
I'd look into her eyes...mine filling with water as a smile would crack across my face. I'd then look at her and say...
FINALLY! AN EXCUSE!
*snap* The plug is pulled.
FINALLY! AN EXCUSE!
*snap* The plug is pulled.
2.2 Straight six
10-25-2005, 03:00 PM
I'd look into her eyes...mine filling with water as a smile would crack across my face. I'd then look at her and say...
FINALLY! AN EXCUSE!
*snap* The plug is pulled.
for 2.2's reply please refer to the quote in muscletang's sig.
FINALLY! AN EXCUSE!
*snap* The plug is pulled.
for 2.2's reply please refer to the quote in muscletang's sig.
karmacae
10-25-2005, 03:01 PM
omg you are evil
I would have done tha same....
I would have done tha same....
240NIZ
10-25-2005, 04:32 PM
... :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:
goat_launcher
10-25-2005, 04:55 PM
the topic is the name of the last Cypress hill album made, i thought it was about that - i was wrong
oh yeah umm the jokes was pretty good, tonio - i like it when you do the sexist jokes, your damn good at that.
oh yeah umm the jokes was pretty good, tonio - i like it when you do the sexist jokes, your damn good at that.
YogsVR4
10-25-2005, 06:11 PM
Thats comedy! :rofl:
Rally Sport
10-25-2005, 08:48 PM
Man what a bitch. :lol:
jcsaleen
10-25-2005, 08:53 PM
Ouch...
imtheoneandonlyD
10-26-2005, 02:26 AM
Sounds like he should have left sooner.
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