The Ugly Bus
tonioseven
10-24-2005, 04:59 PM
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
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everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
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craigcully
10-24-2005, 05:02 PM
:disappoin
BrodyP
10-24-2005, 05:02 PM
Old school
But never the less I would have said the same thing to god haha
But never the less I would have said the same thing to god haha
YogsVR4
10-24-2005, 05:05 PM
That was great! :lol:
Reminds me of the joke about the Genie that offered a man three wishes but told him his sworn enemy would get twice as much. First he asked for a beautiful woman, he got one and his sworn enemy got two. Then he asked for a million dollars and his sworn enemy got two million. Then he asked to beaten half to death....
Reminds me of the joke about the Genie that offered a man three wishes but told him his sworn enemy would get twice as much. First he asked for a beautiful woman, he got one and his sworn enemy got two. Then he asked for a million dollars and his sworn enemy got two million. Then he asked to beaten half to death....
2.2 Straight six
10-24-2005, 05:08 PM
ha ha ha.....that was good.
craigcully
10-24-2005, 08:22 PM
I prefer Yogs'.
jcsaleen
10-24-2005, 10:21 PM
:shakehead
SiGNAL748
10-24-2005, 10:27 PM
That was great! :lol:
Reminds me of the joke about the Genie that offered a man three wishes but told him his sworn enemy would get twice as much. First he asked for a beautiful woman, he got one and his sworn enemy got two. Then he asked for a million dollars and his sworn enemy got two million. Then he asked to beaten half to death....
Yogs > Tonio
Reminds me of the joke about the Genie that offered a man three wishes but told him his sworn enemy would get twice as much. First he asked for a beautiful woman, he got one and his sworn enemy got two. Then he asked for a million dollars and his sworn enemy got two million. Then he asked to beaten half to death....
Yogs > Tonio
PWRDbyUNCLEbens
10-24-2005, 10:30 PM
Reminds me of the joke about the Genie that offered a man three wishes but told him his sworn enemy would get twice as much. First he asked for a beautiful woman, he got one and his sworn enemy got two. Then he asked for a million dollars and his sworn enemy got two million. Then he asked to beaten half to death....
:lol2: :lol: :rofl:
I haven't heard either two good joke.
:lol2: :lol: :rofl:
I haven't heard either two good joke.
Twizted_3KGT
10-25-2005, 02:47 AM
lol nice
240NIZ
10-25-2005, 11:14 AM
Old ..but still funny
drvngstorm05
10-25-2005, 11:54 AM
lol hadn't heard that one before... thats good
Damien
10-25-2005, 11:54 AM
Nice Tonio!!!
Yogs, ya gotta remember the other version. He asked to get one nut cut off!!!
Yogs, ya gotta remember the other version. He asked to get one nut cut off!!!
crayzayjay
10-25-2005, 12:25 PM
Fantastic :lol2:
karmacae
10-25-2005, 01:37 PM
I cant stop laughing......Make them ugly again.........I wouyld have said tha same thing just to piss them off....
Muscletang
10-25-2005, 01:58 PM
:repost:
I guess when you're "the joke dude" you've heard them all.
I guess when you're "the joke dude" you've heard them all.
KustmAce
10-25-2005, 03:00 PM
Hahahaha
tonioseven
10-26-2005, 05:47 PM
:repost:
I guess when you're "the joke dude" you've heard them all.
That one was actually new to me :eek: Sorry! :uhoh:
I guess when you're "the joke dude" you've heard them all.
That one was actually new to me :eek: Sorry! :uhoh:
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