Wow, read this, my story :)
Eclipse4ever
10-24-2005, 03:10 AM
So, just a couple of minutes ago I got back from a coffee place where me and about 15 of my friends we were hanging out and talking stuff about all kinds of random things. Next table were about about 10 guys and some chicks with them talking shit about a guy in a EVO. Then they were talking about the R32 awd Golf and how fast it was.
Idiot says: Its 330hp twin Turbo
Another moron: Yeah and it goes 0-60mph in less then 4 seconds with just an filter and exhaust.
Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the R32 240hp V6 with no turbo at all. I mean I have been inside a R32 and I never heard neither a BOV or turbo spooling or even saw a turbo in the engine bay.
I was sitting there looking at those morons thinking if its possible for them to be so stupid. Then I get into their conversation and tell em what I know about the R32 and they are all looking at each other like they really didnt know how fast R32 was. So i ask em what they drive and a 3/4 are with different kinds of civics, some golfs and a couple of Hundai's or something that looked like it. A couple of the Honda's were really riced out and some were really nice looking. Then they start talking BS again.
Some kid was talking about his Mods on his cousin's civic ( intake, exhaust, small things ) and then He drop the BOMB on us ...
Idiot kid : My cousin was running mid 7 seconds in the 1/4 mile in his Civic with those mods.
I was laughting my ass off man, I swear this was the worst idiot in the world. He was talking about NOS and all and I was was bursting and crying and my friends were laughting too. Then one of the guys starts bashing on the my Eclipse. Now thats where it got serious. So I asked him, call your cousin with the Civic, get some cash and lets run em. He calls some guy. then they try to scare me.
Moron : Dude, he has a Integra type R engine it it. Its pushing the 200hp just stock. With the exhaust and intake its another 50hp minimum.
me: So if he is so fast, lets bet $200 per run.
They were all looking at each other, and then said to wait for the guy.
So here comes a Civic, lowered, carbon fiver hood, exhaust and looks pretty nice. I am all nervous cause it looked like someone was puttting a lot of cash in it. Asian kids comes out, looked like he knew his shit. So they get all fired up and guy asks me, What are you running ?
I tell him 1 word.... Eclipse. He looks at me and asks me . What type ? Of course I lie,: I got GS. He laughts under his nose and asks me how much $$$ per run. I say 200. He looks at me and says : Are you for real, all I got is 15 bucks. So they got some cash from around theie crew and come up with a little short of 100. He is so confident he will win he goes inside the coffee place to get more cash from his friends. Before he went in he didnt let me se what was under the hood. One of his friends was just coming back from inside the place ( I think he was using the bathroom ) and was stading next to me. He didnt talk much and I asked him what was under the honda's hood and he OPENED IT :) !! So my dad has a 89 civik 1.6 engine and this kids engine was the SAME. He had commmon shit, intake wirez and lots of paint hahaah. Now i know I have the upper hand. I was in a 1997 GSX , big 16G , Apexi N1 Exhaust, wires, GReddy eManage E-01. So we lined up and like 30 people watching us. He revds high, I dont rev at all since I dont want to know I am turbo :).
A friend was gonna give us the Start. He droppped his hands but the guy in the Civic started before the hands were dropped. I let go of the clutch and the car just like leaned back and the front went up, you what I mean ( its the best feeling in the world < after sex of course ). So I pass by him in first and had about 1 1/2 between us already, 2nd was about 3 cars and maybe more. I got until end of third and I could see that he was way far behind.
So when we stoped he didnt want to give me cash since I was turboed. I was like okay, but your 7 second Civic looks kinda slow to me. He says that he didnt use his NOS and needs new tires. I am like dude I smoked you by like 10 busses man, no nitrous or tires is gonna save you. Looks like your Integra type R engine has failed you. He looks at me and says , yeah I just need some new parts and I can beat you. I just laught thinking he has just regular engine hahaha with nothing special but decided not to embarass him infront of everybody. So we leave and they keep talking shit behind us, if he had his NOS he would have beat me and all. BS i had him by sooo mcuh in 2nd gear its impossible to catch me at all. My friends were asking me how much Horsepower I have and all but I never tell em. Most of em dont know about cars any ways, but they do get burned by Civics and I just owned one so I got some respect :). I swear, today was one of the best days in months. I smoked that moron by so much infront of a lot people and now every one knows , I am the shit around there. Yeah, I own em ahhaha, feels good. Probably will run a R32 in a couple of days to see how fast it really is. I know its fast, its light and has 30hp on me but you never know until you run. Hope you guys liked my story of todays events.
Idiot says: Its 330hp twin Turbo
Another moron: Yeah and it goes 0-60mph in less then 4 seconds with just an filter and exhaust.
Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the R32 240hp V6 with no turbo at all. I mean I have been inside a R32 and I never heard neither a BOV or turbo spooling or even saw a turbo in the engine bay.
I was sitting there looking at those morons thinking if its possible for them to be so stupid. Then I get into their conversation and tell em what I know about the R32 and they are all looking at each other like they really didnt know how fast R32 was. So i ask em what they drive and a 3/4 are with different kinds of civics, some golfs and a couple of Hundai's or something that looked like it. A couple of the Honda's were really riced out and some were really nice looking. Then they start talking BS again.
Some kid was talking about his Mods on his cousin's civic ( intake, exhaust, small things ) and then He drop the BOMB on us ...
Idiot kid : My cousin was running mid 7 seconds in the 1/4 mile in his Civic with those mods.
I was laughting my ass off man, I swear this was the worst idiot in the world. He was talking about NOS and all and I was was bursting and crying and my friends were laughting too. Then one of the guys starts bashing on the my Eclipse. Now thats where it got serious. So I asked him, call your cousin with the Civic, get some cash and lets run em. He calls some guy. then they try to scare me.
Moron : Dude, he has a Integra type R engine it it. Its pushing the 200hp just stock. With the exhaust and intake its another 50hp minimum.
me: So if he is so fast, lets bet $200 per run.
They were all looking at each other, and then said to wait for the guy.
So here comes a Civic, lowered, carbon fiver hood, exhaust and looks pretty nice. I am all nervous cause it looked like someone was puttting a lot of cash in it. Asian kids comes out, looked like he knew his shit. So they get all fired up and guy asks me, What are you running ?
I tell him 1 word.... Eclipse. He looks at me and asks me . What type ? Of course I lie,: I got GS. He laughts under his nose and asks me how much $$$ per run. I say 200. He looks at me and says : Are you for real, all I got is 15 bucks. So they got some cash from around theie crew and come up with a little short of 100. He is so confident he will win he goes inside the coffee place to get more cash from his friends. Before he went in he didnt let me se what was under the hood. One of his friends was just coming back from inside the place ( I think he was using the bathroom ) and was stading next to me. He didnt talk much and I asked him what was under the honda's hood and he OPENED IT :) !! So my dad has a 89 civik 1.6 engine and this kids engine was the SAME. He had commmon shit, intake wirez and lots of paint hahaah. Now i know I have the upper hand. I was in a 1997 GSX , big 16G , Apexi N1 Exhaust, wires, GReddy eManage E-01. So we lined up and like 30 people watching us. He revds high, I dont rev at all since I dont want to know I am turbo :).
A friend was gonna give us the Start. He droppped his hands but the guy in the Civic started before the hands were dropped. I let go of the clutch and the car just like leaned back and the front went up, you what I mean ( its the best feeling in the world < after sex of course ). So I pass by him in first and had about 1 1/2 between us already, 2nd was about 3 cars and maybe more. I got until end of third and I could see that he was way far behind.
So when we stoped he didnt want to give me cash since I was turboed. I was like okay, but your 7 second Civic looks kinda slow to me. He says that he didnt use his NOS and needs new tires. I am like dude I smoked you by like 10 busses man, no nitrous or tires is gonna save you. Looks like your Integra type R engine has failed you. He looks at me and says , yeah I just need some new parts and I can beat you. I just laught thinking he has just regular engine hahaha with nothing special but decided not to embarass him infront of everybody. So we leave and they keep talking shit behind us, if he had his NOS he would have beat me and all. BS i had him by sooo mcuh in 2nd gear its impossible to catch me at all. My friends were asking me how much Horsepower I have and all but I never tell em. Most of em dont know about cars any ways, but they do get burned by Civics and I just owned one so I got some respect :). I swear, today was one of the best days in months. I smoked that moron by so much infront of a lot people and now every one knows , I am the shit around there. Yeah, I own em ahhaha, feels good. Probably will run a R32 in a couple of days to see how fast it really is. I know its fast, its light and has 30hp on me but you never know until you run. Hope you guys liked my story of todays events.
drewh4386
10-24-2005, 07:02 AM
Nice story. Why didnt the other guys race again?
AbsoluteGTR
10-24-2005, 08:35 AM
It sounds like you ripped the Civic a new asshole. Man you should have collected your money, mainly because they were talking shit and they did after the race.
l_eclipse_l
10-24-2005, 09:36 AM
Well done. It's races like those that give us that warm and fuzzy feeling inside, knowing that a RICER got his own foot shoved up his ass. :smokin:
Blackcrow64
10-24-2005, 10:10 AM
Good job man! Yeah, those R32's aren't anything great, m one friend has one. They are pretty quick for what they are, but they can't compete with a DSM. They are probably, in comparison, about as fast as a stock TSi or GSX.
mitsu_eclipse95gst
10-24-2005, 04:34 PM
You should have NO problem taking out that R32 You could bog miss 2nd and still walk away no joke. They are not fast at all i walked one in my Jetta.
Great kill though! You should have told him it was that turbo spooling thing off ebay that you ARE a GS it was just for sound.. lol
Great kill though! You should have told him it was that turbo spooling thing off ebay that you ARE a GS it was just for sound.. lol
ned032002
10-24-2005, 08:14 PM
And I bet they would have believed it!!!
HiT-TheNos420
10-25-2005, 02:03 AM
wow you beat an 89 civic engine with a gsx, good job, I thought you were going to surprize me and tell me he hits the nos and the bottle goes flying out his back window lol.
cficare68
10-25-2005, 01:23 PM
Congrats man good kill. That is funny. By the way they where talking I am surprised that he didn't add I wasn't double clutching into the conversation
SmicAA72
10-25-2005, 01:31 PM
Hahahaa gotta love the rice double clutching. I guess he forgot to, but if he had you were in the dust
imtheoneandonlyD
10-25-2005, 03:04 PM
He probably broke a muffler bearing. Once he gets that fixed your screwed.
:uhoh:
:uhoh:
AbsoluteGTR
10-26-2005, 12:54 AM
Hey, you gotta give the other guy some credit, he probably saved more gas than you during that race, right? At least hes doing something right!!
l_eclipse_l
10-26-2005, 01:48 AM
Hey, you gotta give the other guy some credit, he probably saved more gas than you during that race, right? At least hes doing something right!!
Yup, that's the point of racing, to save gas. :headshake
Yup, that's the point of racing, to save gas. :headshake
imtheoneandonlyD
10-26-2005, 01:57 AM
Yup, that's the point of racing, to save gas. :headshake
I knew there was something that was WAAAAAY over my head.
I knew there was something that was WAAAAAY over my head.
mitsu_eclipse95gst
10-26-2005, 07:30 AM
LOL I have these kids looking at buying my car right now..... (KID) Where should i mount the neon lights and what bodykit should i get.... I was like you poor poor car.. The whole time i was praying she would still start for me after hearing all this shit about lights inside and out and big nasty body kits... ohh i feel bad i have to see this thing every weekend all fucked up and ugly. I was throwing in the 1G stuff he told me he does not want it for speed just looks... (ME) WHAT you are getting the wrong car it have over 300hp Built for racing (KID) do you need anyparts off it i dont want to go fast. (ME) shit i'll take it all off.. Same price though. (KID) that's great i'll bring the rest of the money thursday.. So i have been taking as much as i can take off with out taking the motor and tranny apart.
I just got a 90GSX MINT 1 owner LOW miles for 1500.. motor is in the wrong end of car lol. But I put the 1GTB elbow on the 2G along with the manifold LOL slow it down a bit i would say.. keep the 2G shit for the 1G FREE...FREE mods. I have about 3-4G in mods that i was trying to sell the car with but i get to keep and still sell for same price i fucking love it!
I just don't under stand people..... :screwy:
I just got a 90GSX MINT 1 owner LOW miles for 1500.. motor is in the wrong end of car lol. But I put the 1GTB elbow on the 2G along with the manifold LOL slow it down a bit i would say.. keep the 2G shit for the 1G FREE...FREE mods. I have about 3-4G in mods that i was trying to sell the car with but i get to keep and still sell for same price i fucking love it!
I just don't under stand people..... :screwy:
Blackcrow64
10-26-2005, 10:11 AM
LOL I have these kids looking at buying my car right now..... (KID) Where should i mount the neon lights and what bodykit should i get.... I was like you poor poor car.. The whole time i was praying she would still start for me after hearing all this shit about lights inside and out and big nasty body kits... ohh i feel bad i have to see this thing every weekend all fucked up and ugly. I was throwing in the 1G stuff he told me he does not want it for speed just looks... (ME) WHAT you are getting the wrong car it have over 300hp Built for racing (KID) do you need anyparts off it i dont want to go fast. (ME) shit i'll take it all off.. Same price though. (KID) that's great i'll bring the rest of the money thursday.. So i have been taking as much as i can take off with out taking the motor and tranny apart.
I just got a 90GSX MINT 1 owner LOW miles for 1500.. motor is in the wrong end of car lol. But I put the 1GTB elbow on the 2G along with the manifold LOL slow it down a bit i would say.. keep the 2G shit for the 1G FREE...FREE mods. I have about 3-4G in mods that i was trying to sell the car with but i get to keep and still sell for same price i fucking love it!
I just don't under stand people..... :screwy:
That poor dumb son of a bitch... He has no idea how bad he's gettin screwed. You should at least tell him to buy some "NOS" so he won't be such an embarrassment. lol
I just got a 90GSX MINT 1 owner LOW miles for 1500.. motor is in the wrong end of car lol. But I put the 1GTB elbow on the 2G along with the manifold LOL slow it down a bit i would say.. keep the 2G shit for the 1G FREE...FREE mods. I have about 3-4G in mods that i was trying to sell the car with but i get to keep and still sell for same price i fucking love it!
I just don't under stand people..... :screwy:
That poor dumb son of a bitch... He has no idea how bad he's gettin screwed. You should at least tell him to buy some "NOS" so he won't be such an embarrassment. lol
imtheoneandonlyD
10-26-2005, 03:11 PM
shit, thats a hell of a deal....for you. I feel bad for that kid, such an idiot.
l_eclipse_l
10-26-2005, 06:47 PM
If he really is that dumb, then he deserves to get ripped off. Take him for what he's worth man, he will learn in time.
mitsu_eclipse95gst
10-26-2005, 11:07 PM
I am.. I don't feel bad about it also he told me to take them all off.. lol
Nayr747
10-27-2005, 09:34 PM
Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the R32 240hp V6 with no turbo at all.
Yeah.
Probably will run a R32 in a couple of days to see how fast it really is. I know its fast, its light and has 30hp on me but you never know until you run. Hope you guys liked my story of todays events.
The R32 weighs about the same as your car (3,256 lbs). You should also have more horsepower than it with a big 16g, exhaust, etc.
'04 R32:
0-60: 6.3
1/45 mi: 14.8 s @ 94 mph
http://www.engine-power.com/volkswagen/golf_r32.html
Yeah.
Probably will run a R32 in a couple of days to see how fast it really is. I know its fast, its light and has 30hp on me but you never know until you run. Hope you guys liked my story of todays events.
The R32 weighs about the same as your car (3,256 lbs). You should also have more horsepower than it with a big 16g, exhaust, etc.
'04 R32:
0-60: 6.3
1/45 mi: 14.8 s @ 94 mph
http://www.engine-power.com/volkswagen/golf_r32.html
avw0516
10-27-2005, 09:46 PM
LOL I have these kids looking at buying my car right now..... (KID) Where should i mount the neon lights and what bodykit should i get.... I was like you poor poor car.. The whole time i was praying she would still start for me after hearing all this shit about lights inside and out and big nasty body kits... ohh i feel bad i have to see this thing every weekend all fucked up and ugly. I was throwing in the 1G stuff he told me he does not want it for speed just looks... (ME) WHAT you are getting the wrong car it have over 300hp Built for racing (KID) do you need anyparts off it i dont want to go fast. (ME) shit i'll take it all off.. Same price though. (KID) that's great i'll bring the rest of the money thursday.. So i have been taking as much as i can take off with out taking the motor and tranny apart.
I just got a 90GSX MINT 1 owner LOW miles for 1500.. motor is in the wrong end of car lol. But I put the 1GTB elbow on the 2G along with the manifold LOL slow it down a bit i would say.. keep the 2G shit for the 1G FREE...FREE mods. I have about 3-4G in mods that i was trying to sell the car with but i get to keep and still sell for same price i fucking love it!
I just don't under stand people..... :screwy:
Can I have the rest of the stuff??? I like to go fast :iceslolan
I just got a 90GSX MINT 1 owner LOW miles for 1500.. motor is in the wrong end of car lol. But I put the 1GTB elbow on the 2G along with the manifold LOL slow it down a bit i would say.. keep the 2G shit for the 1G FREE...FREE mods. I have about 3-4G in mods that i was trying to sell the car with but i get to keep and still sell for same price i fucking love it!
I just don't under stand people..... :screwy:
Can I have the rest of the stuff??? I like to go fast :iceslolan
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