A bit rude for some...but a good laugh though
primera man
05-23-2002, 12:42 AM
Tony owned a shop that sold absolutely everything.
Now he was handing the business down to his son Johnny so he brought him into the shop one day to show him the ropes.
The first customer of the day walks in and Tony turns to Johnny and says
"Watch this, this is how it's done".
The customer walks up to the counter and asks for a packet of grass seeds.
Tony replies "Certainly sir, and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that?"
"Why would I want a lawnmower?" the man said.
"Oh these seeds grow very quickly so you'll have to cut the grass fairly soon" said Tony.
The customer agreed and walked out with his shiny new lawnmower.
Johnny was well impressed and feeling confident, said that he'd take the next customer. Anyway, in walks this man, went up to the counter and asked for a packet of Tampax for his wife.
"Certainly" said Johnny "and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that?"
"Why would I want a lawnmower?" replied the man.
"Well" said Johnny "you'll be doing fuck all else for the weekend so you
may as well cut the grass!!!!!!
Now he was handing the business down to his son Johnny so he brought him into the shop one day to show him the ropes.
The first customer of the day walks in and Tony turns to Johnny and says
"Watch this, this is how it's done".
The customer walks up to the counter and asks for a packet of grass seeds.
Tony replies "Certainly sir, and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that?"
"Why would I want a lawnmower?" the man said.
"Oh these seeds grow very quickly so you'll have to cut the grass fairly soon" said Tony.
The customer agreed and walked out with his shiny new lawnmower.
Johnny was well impressed and feeling confident, said that he'd take the next customer. Anyway, in walks this man, went up to the counter and asked for a packet of Tampax for his wife.
"Certainly" said Johnny "and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that?"
"Why would I want a lawnmower?" replied the man.
"Well" said Johnny "you'll be doing fuck all else for the weekend so you
may as well cut the grass!!!!!!
JD@af
05-23-2002, 01:42 AM
All the more reason to look forward to married life :D :D :D
You're on a roll, P Man :cool:
You're on a roll, P Man :cool:
speediva
05-23-2002, 02:03 AM
Alright! It's another "PMan, JD, and tangie" thread!!! :p
I have to admit that is really funny! Very good!
I have to admit that is really funny! Very good!
JD@af
05-23-2002, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Alright! It's another "PMan, JD, and tangie" thread!!! :p
I have to admit that is really funny! Very good! :ylsuper Yeah I hear ya Tangie. Here we go, us three big, bad mods, setting a perfect example for members of what NOT to do (i.e. whoring incessantly - hey, do as we say, not as we do, right??). I haven't whored like this in a while - this is making the perfect procrastination back-drop to these data tables I'm working on. Long as I'm out of here by the time people start rolling in here for Thursday at about a quarter to 7, I'll be happy :D
Alright! It's another "PMan, JD, and tangie" thread!!! :p
I have to admit that is really funny! Very good! :ylsuper Yeah I hear ya Tangie. Here we go, us three big, bad mods, setting a perfect example for members of what NOT to do (i.e. whoring incessantly - hey, do as we say, not as we do, right??). I haven't whored like this in a while - this is making the perfect procrastination back-drop to these data tables I'm working on. Long as I'm out of here by the time people start rolling in here for Thursday at about a quarter to 7, I'll be happy :D
speediva
05-23-2002, 02:13 AM
hahaha :hehehe: I know!
I was just telling Moppie about our fine example-setting on AIM...
looks like then we'll have 4 mods for rolemodels!!! :eek: :bloated:
I was just telling Moppie about our fine example-setting on AIM...
looks like then we'll have 4 mods for rolemodels!!! :eek: :bloated:
JD@af
05-23-2002, 02:18 AM
DAMN!! I'd join you guys in an AIM chat, but while I can get away with a little internet activity here and there at work (read: nine minutes out of ten on AF, one of ten devoted to number crunching), getting on AIM here in my office would definitely be frowned upon :( But I'll catch you next time.
ric
05-23-2002, 02:31 AM
he made a funny.
primera man
05-23-2002, 02:40 AM
Yes...we are setting a good example to others to follow
Moppie
05-23-2002, 03:01 AM
:wave:
hello fellow example setting mods!
(for tangi: SEE! )
Nice joke by the way P-Man,
so I guess you must be mowing the lawns this weekend?
hello fellow example setting mods!
(for tangi: SEE! )
Nice joke by the way P-Man,
so I guess you must be mowing the lawns this weekend?
ric
05-23-2002, 03:04 AM
dont feel bad i have been mowing the lawn for 3 weeks.
primera man
05-23-2002, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
:wave:
hello fellow example setting mods!
(for tangi: SEE! )
Nice joke by the way P-Man,
so I guess you must be mowing the lawns this weekend?
Been mowing them for the last 8 weeks !!!
:wave:
hello fellow example setting mods!
(for tangi: SEE! )
Nice joke by the way P-Man,
so I guess you must be mowing the lawns this weekend?
Been mowing them for the last 8 weeks !!!
Moppie
05-23-2002, 03:13 AM
Originally posted by primera man
Been mowing them for the last 8 weeks !!!
8 weeks? HUH!
I havnt mowed the lawn for a good 6 months. :(
Been mowing them for the last 8 weeks !!!
8 weeks? HUH!
I havnt mowed the lawn for a good 6 months. :(
primera man
05-23-2002, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
8 weeks? HUH!
I havnt mowed the lawn for a good 6 months. :(
My God...YOU POOR THING.
CALLING OUT TO ALL MEMEMBERS OF AF......PLEASE SEND MOPPIE SOME MONEY TO GO SEE A LADY OF THE NIGHT......SEND DONATIONS TO THE PMAN...I'LL FORWARD THE MONEY ON TO HIM
8 weeks? HUH!
I havnt mowed the lawn for a good 6 months. :(
My God...YOU POOR THING.
CALLING OUT TO ALL MEMEMBERS OF AF......PLEASE SEND MOPPIE SOME MONEY TO GO SEE A LADY OF THE NIGHT......SEND DONATIONS TO THE PMAN...I'LL FORWARD THE MONEY ON TO HIM
Moppie
05-23-2002, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by primera man
SEND DONATIONS TO THE PMAN...I'LL FORWARD THE MONEY ON TO HIM [/B]
hmmmmm, but then sheep are free in palmy arnt they... so I guess you will be sending me the money. :D
SEND DONATIONS TO THE PMAN...I'LL FORWARD THE MONEY ON TO HIM [/B]
hmmmmm, but then sheep are free in palmy arnt they... so I guess you will be sending me the money. :D
primera man
05-23-2002, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
hmmmmm, but then sheep are free in palmy arnt they... so I guess you will be sending me the money. :D
They were free the last time you were here....remember ;) ;)
hmmmmm, but then sheep are free in palmy arnt they... so I guess you will be sending me the money. :D
They were free the last time you were here....remember ;) ;)
Moppie
05-23-2002, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by primera man
They were free the last time you were here....remember ;) ;)
How could I forget, only this time I want the black one!
They were free the last time you were here....remember ;) ;)
How could I forget, only this time I want the black one!
primera man
05-23-2002, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
How could I forget, only this time I want the black one!
Ahh...the over 65 one
How could I forget, only this time I want the black one!
Ahh...the over 65 one
tazdev
05-23-2002, 05:43 AM
your a sick bunch.
You enjoying your time off Pman?
You enjoying your time off Pman?
primera man
05-23-2002, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
your a sick bunch.
You enjoying your time off Pman?
Oh hell yeah
Today has been...
9am-12pm..modelling
12pm-3pm..Playstation
3pm-???... AF(being a bit of a whore tonight!!)
I FEEL RATHER LAZY TODAY ;)
Tomorrow will be wash/polish/wax etc etc on the car to get it ready for our first Primera Car Club meeting on Queens B/Day ...cant wait :) :)
your a sick bunch.
You enjoying your time off Pman?
Oh hell yeah
Today has been...
9am-12pm..modelling
12pm-3pm..Playstation
3pm-???... AF(being a bit of a whore tonight!!)
I FEEL RATHER LAZY TODAY ;)
Tomorrow will be wash/polish/wax etc etc on the car to get it ready for our first Primera Car Club meeting on Queens B/Day ...cant wait :) :)
Moppie
05-23-2002, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by primera man
Tomorrow will be wash/polish/wax etc etc on the car to get it ready for our first Primera Car Club meeting on Queens B/Day ...cant wait :) :)
Well remember to clean all the sheep droppings out of the back this time.
Remember what happened last time you forgot and the wife got in the car.......
Tomorrow will be wash/polish/wax etc etc on the car to get it ready for our first Primera Car Club meeting on Queens B/Day ...cant wait :) :)
Well remember to clean all the sheep droppings out of the back this time.
Remember what happened last time you forgot and the wife got in the car.......
primera man
05-23-2002, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
Well remember to clean all the sheep droppings out of the back this time.
Remember what happened last time you forgot and the wife got in the car.......
LOL....Thats right...the wife had to sit in the back :D
Well remember to clean all the sheep droppings out of the back this time.
Remember what happened last time you forgot and the wife got in the car.......
LOL....Thats right...the wife had to sit in the back :D
tazdev
05-23-2002, 06:10 AM
wouldn't Baaaabra get out of the front seat?:alien2:
primera man
05-23-2002, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
wouldn't Baaaabra get out of the front seat?:alien2:
She was driving....we have very clever sheep down this way :D
wouldn't Baaaabra get out of the front seat?:alien2:
She was driving....we have very clever sheep down this way :D
tazdev
05-23-2002, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by primera man
Oh hell yeah
Today has been...
9am-12pm..modelling
12pm-3pm..Playstation
3pm-???... AF(being a bit of a whore tonight!!)
I FEEL RATHER LAZY TODAY ;)
Tomorrow will be wash/polish/wax etc etc on the car to get it ready for our first Primera Car Club meeting on Queens B/Day ...cant wait :) :)
Whens the next completed product going to be up for display?
Oh hell yeah
Today has been...
9am-12pm..modelling
12pm-3pm..Playstation
3pm-???... AF(being a bit of a whore tonight!!)
I FEEL RATHER LAZY TODAY ;)
Tomorrow will be wash/polish/wax etc etc on the car to get it ready for our first Primera Car Club meeting on Queens B/Day ...cant wait :) :)
Whens the next completed product going to be up for display?
primera man
05-23-2002, 06:25 AM
All going well....the weekend it should be all done
tazdev
05-23-2002, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by primera man
All going well....the weekend it should be all done
cool.
I'm making another R32 GTR :) that will make 4:D
All going well....the weekend it should be all done
cool.
I'm making another R32 GTR :) that will make 4:D
darkness
05-23-2002, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by JD@af
Here we go, us three big, bad mods,
*looks around* I see mods, but big and bad...............thats debatable:p :p
Here we go, us three big, bad mods,
*looks around* I see mods, but big and bad...............thats debatable:p :p
primera man
05-23-2002, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
cool.
I'm making another R32 GTR :) that will make 4:D
Cool......i'll have to check the thread in the modelling forum later on if you have one made
cool.
I'm making another R32 GTR :) that will make 4:D
Cool......i'll have to check the thread in the modelling forum later on if you have one made
ragt20
05-23-2002, 07:34 AM
:lol2: good joke PMan :hehehe: ....
:rolleyes: another Kiwi thread leading to sheep :rolleyes:
:rolleyes: another Kiwi thread leading to sheep :rolleyes:
MaxRX7
05-23-2002, 05:58 PM
:lol:
Spec2 Girl
05-23-2002, 06:32 PM
In refuse to have any part of this mindless whoring. I lead by example as a moderator! :angel:
:D
:p
:D
:p
JD@af
05-23-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by darkness
*looks around* I see mods, but big and bad...............thats debatable:p :p :finger: How sweet.. thanks man! :right: :D
Originally posted by ragt20
:rolleyes: another Kiwi thread leading to sheep :rolleyes: I was noticing that too... do you there is actually some truth to the rumors about Kiwis??? You know, "New Zealand: where the men are men and the sheep are scared???" :silly2:
*looks around* I see mods, but big and bad...............thats debatable:p :p :finger: How sweet.. thanks man! :right: :D
Originally posted by ragt20
:rolleyes: another Kiwi thread leading to sheep :rolleyes: I was noticing that too... do you there is actually some truth to the rumors about Kiwis??? You know, "New Zealand: where the men are men and the sheep are scared???" :silly2:
ragt20
05-23-2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by JD@af
I was noticing that too... do you there is actually some truth to the rumors about Kiwis??? You know, "New Zealand: where the men are men and the sheep are scared???" :silly2:
that reminds me :D
Sean Fitzgiven is showing two Americans around
New Zealand. They are driving along when they
see a sheep caught in a barbed wire fence with its
arse stuck up in the air.
The first American said, "Damn, I wish that was Cindy Crawford!"
The second American said "I wish it was Julia Roberts!"
Ol' Sean says, "Shit, I just wish it was dark!!"
Why is a sheep better than a woman?
Because a sheep doesn't care
if you've screwed her sister!
An Australian farmer was visiting a New Zealand
farm. In the back paddock, he comes across the
New Zealand farmer screwing a sheep.
The Aussie yells, "Hey Mate--in my country
we sheer our sheep!"
The NZ farmer yells back, "GET STUFFED!!
I'm not sharing this sheep with anybody!!!"
I was noticing that too... do you there is actually some truth to the rumors about Kiwis??? You know, "New Zealand: where the men are men and the sheep are scared???" :silly2:
that reminds me :D
Sean Fitzgiven is showing two Americans around
New Zealand. They are driving along when they
see a sheep caught in a barbed wire fence with its
arse stuck up in the air.
The first American said, "Damn, I wish that was Cindy Crawford!"
The second American said "I wish it was Julia Roberts!"
Ol' Sean says, "Shit, I just wish it was dark!!"
Why is a sheep better than a woman?
Because a sheep doesn't care
if you've screwed her sister!
An Australian farmer was visiting a New Zealand
farm. In the back paddock, he comes across the
New Zealand farmer screwing a sheep.
The Aussie yells, "Hey Mate--in my country
we sheer our sheep!"
The NZ farmer yells back, "GET STUFFED!!
I'm not sharing this sheep with anybody!!!"
JD@af
05-23-2002, 06:50 PM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: ROFLMAO - OH MY TITS THOSE ARE GOOD!!! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
(But I'm not too sure that you've scored any points with the Kiwis there bud ;) )
(But I'm not too sure that you've scored any points with the Kiwis there bud ;) )
ragt20
05-23-2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by JD@af
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: ROFLMAO - OH MY TITS THOSE ARE GOOD!!! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
(But I'm not too sure that you've scored any points with the Kiwis there bud ;) )
:lol2: think they'd definately be after me if I posted some of the pics :devil:
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: ROFLMAO - OH MY TITS THOSE ARE GOOD!!! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
(But I'm not too sure that you've scored any points with the Kiwis there bud ;) )
:lol2: think they'd definately be after me if I posted some of the pics :devil:
speediva
05-23-2002, 11:47 PM
I haven't decided which is funnier:
Pmans joke, or RAGT's!!!! *rofl*
:lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:
Pmans joke, or RAGT's!!!! *rofl*
:lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:
primera man
05-24-2002, 01:21 AM
Rags has been walking on very thin ice so far today :devil: :devil: :devil:
I'll get em one day soon :devil: :devil:
Hehehehehe...i just remembered i can ban him :devil: :devil:
Now...were's that ban button
j/k :) ;)
I'll get em one day soon :devil: :devil:
Hehehehehe...i just remembered i can ban him :devil: :devil:
Now...were's that ban button
j/k :) ;)
ragt20
05-24-2002, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by primera man
Rags has been walking on very thin ice so far today :devil: :devil: :devil:
I'll get em one day soon :devil: :devil:
Hehehehehe...i just remembered i can ban him :devil: :devil:
Now...were's that ban button
j/k :) ;)
is it safe to come out of hiding yet.....:uhoh:
Rags has been walking on very thin ice so far today :devil: :devil: :devil:
I'll get em one day soon :devil: :devil:
Hehehehehe...i just remembered i can ban him :devil: :devil:
Now...were's that ban button
j/k :) ;)
is it safe to come out of hiding yet.....:uhoh:
Ssom
05-24-2002, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by primera man
They were free the last time you were here....remember ;) ;)
Shouldn't that be:
"They were free until the last time you were here"
They were free the last time you were here....remember ;) ;)
Shouldn't that be:
"They were free until the last time you were here"
ric
05-24-2002, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
In refuse to have any part of this mindless whoring. I lead by example as a moderator! :angel:
:D
:p
did somebody say whoring?
In refuse to have any part of this mindless whoring. I lead by example as a moderator! :angel:
:D
:p
did somebody say whoring?
primera man
05-25-2002, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
is it safe to come out of hiding yet.....:uhoh:
NO IT'S NOT
:devil: :devil:
is it safe to come out of hiding yet.....:uhoh:
NO IT'S NOT
:devil: :devil:
speediva
05-25-2002, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by ric
did somebody say whoring?
I can't take you anywhere!!!!!!!!
Now don't make me drive down there just to kick your @ss!!!!
did somebody say whoring?
I can't take you anywhere!!!!!!!!
Now don't make me drive down there just to kick your @ss!!!!
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