truck got egged...again

This freakin sucks, got up to go to work today and eggs all over my truck :angryfire for the third time since june. i don't know of any one that i pissed off, and don't really have a good idea of who it is, but it just sucks. the only good part about it is that i work at a car wash, but it still pisses me off. i want to catch these retards but i never know when they come.

Sounds like someone is going to get an asswhooping pretty soon.

yeh if i ever catch them they will

hmm everyone on AF is so much more creative than me so i'll just let them think of some cool solution that never crossed my mind. maybe u could get a doberman or a pitpull and chain it up outside next to ur truck? lol

i think you should lurk in the shadows with a paintball gun or something, or fill the painballs with some foul-smelling goo (if possible) then jump up an open fire, pelt the little bastard with the shit an watch them squirm !

once again, i get owned by 2.2 :( see just as i said, everyone is way more creative than me

once again, i get owned by 2.2 :( see just as i said, everyone is way more creative than me

nah, we're just more revenge-hungry an evil than you are.

ha yeah u know me, cute and innocent..HA!

that is the saddest thing i have ever heard; getting owned by 2.2


damn you, Rally Sport 92's probably gonna sig thta now. you're mean.

This is what I did to stop a couple of little *ssholes from messing with my car....

I hid the video camera in the bedroom window, plugged it into the vcr and let it run from 10pm to 6am (when I left for work), checked it if there were any problems, caught them on tape, copied it and gave it to their mother (kids were 14 and 15), told her if she didn't make sure it stopped I was going to and it wouldn't be pleasant for them. She did nothing (typical welfare mother, can't control her kids, seems common around here) so I bagged them 2 nights later. After pictures were taken, cops were called, tape copied, cop told about confrontation with mom, kids were taken away, now they have juvenile criminal records, when they are of age I plan on running their little asses over.

This is what I did to stop a couple of little *ssholes from messing with my car....

I hid the video camera in the bedroom window, plugged it into the vcr and let it run from 10pm to 6am (when I left for work), checked it if there were any problems, caught them on tape, copied it and gave it to their mother (kids were 14 and 15), told her if she didn't make sure it stopped I was going to and it wouldn't be pleasant for them. She did nothing (typical welfare mother, can't control her kids, seems common around here) so I bagged them 2 nights later. After pictures were taken, cops were called, tape copied, cop told about confrontation with mom, kids were taken away, now they have juvenile criminal records, when they are of age I plan on running their little asses over.

i like your style.

that is the saddest thing i have ever heard; getting owned by 2.2



:grinyes:
...ur just jealous :uhoh:

I'd be waiting out there with a chainsaw. Run after the group with the motor running..... or keep some dasty festering eggs sitting outside, covered up, and wait for those bastards.

thanks for all the ideas guys, i might barrow one of those deer cams that takes pics when it detects movement and let that run during the night, as far as i know i'm the only one in my area that gets egged, but i'm also the only one who parks on the street, by the way i live on a court or circle drive, one entrance one exit

When you find out who did it, take a can of paint stripper to them/their car :grinyes:

Make sure they can't identify you :smile:

edit: more to add...

Take the valve stems out of their tires...

Piss in their gas tank...

Grab and rip whatever hoses you can find under their car...

Loosen their lugnuts...

Steal a shopping cart from Kmart and go apeshit on their whole car...

Take a hammer with the pointy end and puncture gas tank...

Grease the bottom of their windshield wipers...



Some of that could kill them, but whatever. Just do it all at once before he has the chance to catch YOU on camera.

Oh and just thought of another... jack their car up under all the points you aren't supposed to. Steal their wheels/tires off and don't bother to even have the decency to put it on cinderblocks :biggrin: Whoever wants to fix it will have a hell of a time getting the car up. Bonus if you throw the wheels/tires through the windows :)

This is all assuming you really don't like the person :evillol:

nah, brake fluid, that stuff would even take thier skin off !

lol, nice flatlander... well i was talking to my brothers,and they think it might be our niegbhors teen, and if it is him i would have to be very careful not to get caught cause his dad is a cop

screw being identified, i'll come over from london an smash the shit outa thier car, be seen an they'll know it aint you ! then i'll magically disappear.

Cops kids think they're invincible to the law, so it probably is him.

I had the same problem about a year ago, I would park my car in my lawn and it got egged on two seperate occasions , so I started parking at the top of the driveway, and it got egged there. I had pissed off one guy, but he owned a dealership and wouldn't do something like that. So I started thinking of what I could do about it, besides just clean it off everytime. I thought of sitting in my other car and waiting for them to come by and run them off the road, but they didn't come back. Few days later I heard of egging's all over my town, so it was just a bunch of moron's egging random cars.

do this:

get the camera an catch the bastard red handed in the pics. dont go out an do anything. just get the pics.

go and tell the father, if he is the cop's kid. tell him you have the pics an tell him its happened before. show him the pics an explain what's happened, you want compensation an you want something done about this.

now, if the father does something good, problem solved. the little shit learns his lesson an leaves you alone.

if the father's all "though shit, i dont care" go to the local paper, something popular that lots of local people will read. get them to print the story an show them how cops an their families are above the law an above jsutice. have the kid an the parents in the heat of it, show everyone what they're like.

everyone will lose respect for them, they'll be in deep shit on an professional, parental an social level.

going to the paper sounds like a good idea. but depending on where you live, if it's a big city, i don't really think they will give a poop about some cops kid egging your car. i would just get the pics so you know who it is.

each week do something different to his car. take his wiper blades. unscrew the antenna. or get a BIG BIG piece of concrete and put it right behind the car, so there is maybe half inch between the back bumper and the piece of concrete. then watch him try and move it. i'm all down for the real mean stuff, but seein how it's a cops kid, that sort of makes it a little tough in what all you can do to him.

Here are a couple of things I did in high school to someone who liked to break into cars:

1. Steal their steering wheel. It looks really funny when they go to drive home and they can't.

2. Remove their tires, block the car, put tires on the hood and trunk, drive home with some lug nuts in your pockets.

when somone broke into the car that belonged to my mate's dad, he found them (wasn't hard the cruised the area every friday lookin for cars) by following them. one night he went out. put the car on blocks an used a pertol angle-grinder the cut the the hubs an other bits off, he cut through the A-arms an steering linkages too.

taught them a lesson, an i dont think they knew who did it either.

Ooooh... what about pulling the plugs to drain their oil/tranny/differential fluids? :naughty: Even better if you catch all the oils so there is no evidence before they start it up :grinyes:

heh...i like the fluids one. but put some oil in their screen wash too. screen wash fluid + oil = irreversible streak marks

If its an older car, get under the hood and put an eraser over the coil wire then plug it back in, they will go nuts trying to figure it out. Another thing, remove the driveshaft if its rwd, just make sure its blocked so it doesn't roll. Or, disconnect the transmission linkage. Can't drive it to go egg cars if you can't shift.....

hook the whole car up to the mains, or better still, the electricity supply before its droppped to 110v (right ? its 240v in UK) when the bastards touch the car they'll get some huge shock (literally) like on the BMW 7 series in the James Bond film.

I think the intent is not to kill, just slow down, embarass or maim slightly. Still, 110v running through someone... Make sure there is a big puddle of salt water that they are standing in, it should make things more interesting.

Install a locking gas cap on their car :rofl:

They'll shit a brick when they go to fill up! :biggrin:

Also, if you puncture their tire(a la nail or something), start pumping in LOADS of that slime stuff that seals the tires. Whenever they go to get new tires or get the car patched(I don't think the slime stuff really works forever) it will go everywhere, costing the owner more money since it's added time.

ONE MORE!!!
Get the proper hammer/tool to remove and add wheel-weights that are used to balance tires. Take them off his car, and install them opposite on the rim where they were. The wheels will be horribly balanced making higher speed driving very interesting.

Or wait for a really cold night and spray water in their locks.

one of my friends at school knows him pretty well, so she's going to find out if he's the one who keeps egging my truck and if it is, let the payback begin

If you could manage to get under their bonnet, drain their washer fluid and top it back up with brake fluid, then adjust their washer jets upwards. Then they will wonder why washers are spraying discouored water all over their roof/ trunk.

Edit: If its a rear wheel drive, zip a few zip ties around their driveshaft, I guess you could imagine the sound it makes...

A few coins in the gas tank will work too. Their car will conk out randomly when the coin covers the fuel outlet in the tank. It would take a mechanic a while to work out the problem, changing a fair few parts. Time + parts = lost $$$



nah, brake fluid, that stuff would even take thier skin off !No it wouldn't, being a mechanic I work with brake fluid a fair bit. Still have all my skin.



























Unless your skin is painted on....

My cousin had the same problem. So he told his father. His father told us to do this.
1. Buy a condom (Best lubed)
2. Open the package and unroll one condom.
3. Open gas door(if possible)
4. Slip entire condom in gas tank(leave the top out, Like around the hole)
5. When they fill up the condom will drop into the gas tank.
6. Every once in a while the car will "Randomly" stop.
We did this the guy ended up selling the car after about 4k worth of work. They never figured it out lol

I love that one. Even thinking of who I could do that to tonight... :evillol: If the car is FWD you could put zip ties around the front shafts near the outer ends, just use long enough ones to hit the bottom of the struts.

With all those "solutions" I'm sure glad I'm not on anyone's bad side.....

So what happened, anyway?