Memory (joke)
YogsVR4
07-31-2001, 02:40 PM
Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."
Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother."
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."
Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother."
primera man
07-31-2001, 07:14 PM
Your a sad little man :p :p ..lol
LMAO...NICE ONE :D :D
LMAO...NICE ONE :D :D
AF Mascot
07-31-2001, 07:48 PM
not LMAO..
you need to polish your jokes before posting them on public forums:D
Here's some.
Q. Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A. mental hospital!!
Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, let her do the dishes in the dark.
Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
you need to polish your jokes before posting them on public forums:D
Here's some.
Q. Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A. mental hospital!!
Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, let her do the dishes in the dark.
Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
YogsVR4
07-31-2001, 08:23 PM
Speaking of polished. You left out parts of the last on you put here.
This is how it goes. :D
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
This is how it goes. :D
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
AF Mascot
07-31-2001, 08:24 PM
I say you're wrong and I am right:finger:
And I am the AF Mascot, so you can't do anything about it, can you?:p
And I am the AF Mascot, so you can't do anything about it, can you?:p
YogsVR4
07-31-2001, 08:32 PM
enzo@af
07-31-2001, 09:17 PM
That's horrible. :( :mad:
...and even worse that I laughed. I feel like an ass.
...and even worse that I laughed. I feel like an ass.
YogsVR4
07-31-2001, 11:00 PM
Oh - its only true. The brother of a buddy of mine is retarded. He'll be that way for the rest of his life. He's ok with it. So I am too. But if you ask him, he'll say if he had the choice, he wouldn't be.
DVSNCYNIKL
08-01-2001, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Allow me to direct your attention here. :D
http://www.3si.org/vbb/attachment.php?postid=270338
LMGDAO!! Hahahahahahah!! That was too funny!!:hehe::hehe:
Yogs, you're good.
Allow me to direct your attention here. :D
http://www.3si.org/vbb/attachment.php?postid=270338
LMGDAO!! Hahahahahahah!! That was too funny!!:hehe::hehe:
Yogs, you're good.
Porsche
08-01-2001, 05:19 PM
That's mean.
I laughed to though, it's so funny.
I laughed to though, it's so funny.
i_rebel
08-01-2001, 05:26 PM
I can't do anything but laugh . . . :hehehe:
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