a father has three daughters...
xokayxo
10-21-2005, 07:17 AM
(heard this one today in the car with one of my buddies...)
one little girl walks up to her dad and asks him, "daddy, why is my name rose?" her father responds, "well, after you were born i took you outside and a rose fell on your head. so we named you rose!"
the little girl walks away and one of her sisters walks up to their dad and asks, "daddy, why is my name daffodil?" her father responds, "well, after you were born i took you outside and a daffodil fell on your head. naturally, we named you daffodil!"
the second little girl walks away and the third daughter walks up and she says, "DAsfSdsFN KDvWE NrrrRMf NW JKanS DHasdLK AAAAAG!!" the father looks around nervously and whispers, "CINDERBLOCK!! get back under the porch before one of the neighbors sees you!!!"
one little girl walks up to her dad and asks him, "daddy, why is my name rose?" her father responds, "well, after you were born i took you outside and a rose fell on your head. so we named you rose!"
the little girl walks away and one of her sisters walks up to their dad and asks, "daddy, why is my name daffodil?" her father responds, "well, after you were born i took you outside and a daffodil fell on your head. naturally, we named you daffodil!"
the second little girl walks away and the third daughter walks up and she says, "DAsfSdsFN KDvWE NrrrRMf NW JKanS DHasdLK AAAAAG!!" the father looks around nervously and whispers, "CINDERBLOCK!! get back under the porch before one of the neighbors sees you!!!"
Heep
10-21-2005, 07:46 AM
:lol2::lol2: That's sooo wrong
Hahaha reminds me of the Elephant Man...
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"
Hahaha reminds me of the Elephant Man...
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"
crayzayjay
10-21-2005, 07:55 AM
:rofl:
clawhammer
10-21-2005, 09:35 AM
:lol: This was a great joke.
YogsVR4
10-21-2005, 12:51 PM
:lol: thats a good one
Damien
10-21-2005, 01:01 PM
w00t! :rofl:
no more AF in class....
no more AF in class....
1986Z28
10-21-2005, 02:48 PM
ahhh thats funny
GForce957
10-21-2005, 02:58 PM
U do realize that DAsfSdsFN KDvWE NrrrRMf NW JKanS DHasdLK AAAAAG means I love hot llama sex in Retardese right? haha great joke tho
240NIZ
10-21-2005, 03:44 PM
... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
SiGNAL748
10-21-2005, 03:48 PM
U do realize that DAsfSdsFN KDvWE NrrrRMf NW JKanS DHasdLK AAAAAG means I love hot llama sex in Retardese right? haha great joke tho
Retardese? Is that the language you speak? :p
Retardese? Is that the language you speak? :p
G-man422
10-21-2005, 03:48 PM
NICE one.
RickwithaTbird
10-21-2005, 08:12 PM
Zat eez like de stowy uff de heepopottamoose.
blindside.AMG
10-21-2005, 08:50 PM
Nice. :)
NeoSNightmarE
10-21-2005, 10:22 PM
good joke. and i would like a translation of what she said :P
XeVeNskyLiNE
10-21-2005, 11:34 PM
saw that a mile away. not bad though.
makes me wonder how she got hit with a cinderblock anyways :confused:
makes me wonder how she got hit with a cinderblock anyways :confused:
D[X]P
10-22-2005, 01:56 AM
wow, i don't get it....
2of9
10-22-2005, 02:04 AM
thats a good one dude...!
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