Now this is some FUNNY shit! Won 3 races!

:naughty: LOL I just had a great week in my 2002 chevy cavalier( Dubbed "The Cool Cav") Anyways it is a 4dr black automatic BEAST!! LOL Anyways this why I love my slow-ass cavalier! I raced my friend RJ (He's like a bro to me). Anyways he has 3 cars and this is what happened:

One day he brought his old 1985? Honda accord to work (carbuerated) and he wanted to race me. So we raced and I won! Yea! He got mad and decided to bring his second car to work the next day.......

The next day he brought his Honda Civic EX (v-tec yeah!) to work. So at the end of both our shifts we race once more. For some reason I win by a hair, better launch off the line! (thats probably why i won). So NOW he his fucking madd as hell..shit who wouldnt be if you couldnt beat a cavalier!.............

So the next day he brings his other car (Yea 3 cars for a kid who is 17, he bought them all on himself..(much respect to him)) This car is a 2001 Dodge Dakota V-6 RWD. So you know obviously hands-down he will win, right? WRONG!! (This part crack me up) The third day we race (Cavy vs. Dakota) it was pouring rain...so we ling up and GOOOOO! Poor poor poor RJ he floors it and justs sits there burning out, so here I am in my Cool Cav, I floor it and dont even lose traction (Power isnt everything). So I just leave the line and he is burning out. And I end up winning!!!

WOW I am the MAN

Cavaliers are the shit.. even though they have NOO power LOL

Now that is some funny SHIT!!!!! :evillol: :smokin: :naughty: :rofl: :lol:

WHOAA UPDATE!! On my way to school today I raced a a 2000? Camaro SS (YEAH SUPERCHARGED)!! He missed his second gear and I won!! NO LIE!! The race was short, so their was no time for him to catch up!! HAHAHA LOL Life is good!

I bet that was fun! I know it's hard to resist the temptation of street racing, but to me loosing my car and license isn't worth it. You can't beat the adrenaline rush of a street race, or the insanity, a track is much safer, and sane, but the adrenaline rush is short lived, although it still exists. Congrats, but keep it safe out there people...

BTW, what mods have you done to your cav?

Ohhh. Dont worry. I dont want you to think i am some kind of jerk or whatever. Safetly is definitly first. For the first three races (with my friend RJ) it was down a road, that is like deserted all the time (nearest neighborhood is like a mile away, plus it was like 1 o'clock in the morning).

But when I raced the SS camaro it was just from light to light (maybe 50 feet total)!

I have two mods for my car. i have a EBAY intake and this ghetto resistor chip (I know...it doesnt work)....the only reasons I won was because of luck!! LOL

i raced basically the same dodge dakota you did with my 86 plymouth reliant and beat it, so i dont know if thats anything to brag about.....

Ahhh. Lets see. I actually wasnt bragging sooo read first! If anything im talking bad about myself. I just though it was funny that I beat all 3 of my friends car, just by pure luck.And just to let you know that a dodge dakota would beat my car no matter what!
And plus what you just said is pretty much bullshit. Mainly because it is you who is bragging!
So get your damn facts straight!!

lol you need to chill the fuck out dude, i wasnt trying to be mean

I raced a bird today and totally kicked it's ass! I'm serious. He was flying though......literally.

lol...i'm not mokcing you dude. It was just a long day for me. I was on the road for 6 hours. But i did beat a bird though.

THATS IT! I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THE ASSHOLE ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!












Just playin!! LOL :iceslolan :lol: I am sure its all in good fun!

PEACE

I was serious about the bird though.

Lol

I raced a twin turbo Viper, but it was parked on the side of the road :loser:

I raced a twin turbo Viper, but it was parked on the side of the road :loser:

did you win?

Guess what I just raced a Mclaren F1. I lost by a hair! Man thats sucks!

Guess what I just raced a Mclaren F1. Yea a Mclaren F1. I lost by a hair! Man that really blows.!!!!

LOL Sorry I just felt like being an ass, and mocking everyone including myself.

Hey thor06...it lokks as if you have a pimple in that picture (right on you chin).

Just playin

did you win?Nope :grinno:Hey thor06...it lokks as if you have a pimple in that picture (right on you chin).Hey good call fuck head, I wasnt aware of that, but its better than the cum I just shot all over your moms chin.

Just playin

How about the cum I just shot all over your g/fs bed!!! Actually it was my own. She's pissed. LOL

Just playin....or am I? Hah This thread turned into a disaster with all this mocking and "fighting". It's so wonderful.

Hey Dont talk about my mom if you dont know me...My mom has passed away.

Im just playin! LOL I love you MOM!!!!!

U guys need to grow up......

no doubt

U guys need to grow up......

Yes Mother, were sorry!

Good! Now clean your rooms up or no dinner!!! lmao....

I've had close to the same experience with my 2002 Cav. Except its yellow with side decals. Anyways, in town we have a sort've gathering place in the parking lot of the local electric company. Well, one night a guy from my class challenged me. His car was some old Ford Lazer manual. Probably a 96. Well, we raced from stop sign to stop sign and I won. This was shortly followed by another challenge from a guy with a Ford Ranger. Funny thing is, this was all done within sight of our court house and police station. :headshake
Third and final race was with a friend in a neighboring town. He had Pontiac Grand Prix I believe, or something very similar, and we raced from sign to sign. I haven't had any challenges since, but that may be because my job is time consuming!!! :crying:

~Crazzzyj