You know how smart my dog is?

Whenever someone comes home through the garage, my dog will bark until he realizes it's someone he knows. Now, my garage has two doors, a regular wood one and a screendoor. When someone comes home, and my dog is asleep in my parents room, they open the screendoor first, then the regular door. My dog is so smart, he knows that when the regular door is opened first and the screendoor is second, that someone is leaving instead of coming home, so he doesn't bark, ever.

What kind of funny, quirky, or smart things your guys' pets do?

My smallest dog eats its shit

My smallest dog eats its shit
i'll like to have a dog like that, that way i don't have to keep cleaning up after him.

My dogs does that too, freakin gross.

these stories are my favourite part of Marmaduke.

I had a 16 year old bichon frise, who had gone completely blind and deaf. But she could still follow me, without a leash, when I took walks through my parents 30 acre forest... (she did walk into a lot of trees though). But she also knew where to find my parent's raspberry patch, and would frequently visit by herself... well, until she managed to train our other dog to do the same.

i'll like to have a dog like that, that way i don't have to keep cleaning up after him.

except that once he eats it,he shits it out again.

My dog ate the cat shit until my sister moved out and took the cat with her. My dog also has the ability to warn me of a leaf falling to the ground two miles away by barking his ass off.

When my dog hears the garage door open he runs over to greet me at the laundry room door. Also he tells me when he's got to go do number 1 or 2. And he doesn't eat his shit either. Periodically he'll sniff his rear end or lick his pecker. :lol2:

Alright I have 3 dogs. Two full-size dachshunds and a little rat thingy that is 1/2 chiwaua(sp?) and 1/2 french poodle. The dachshunds know the sounds of our cars, if anyone at my house pulls into the driveway they are silent(unless it's like the middle of the day and they get all excited). But, if any other car pulls into the driveway they flip out untill someone they "know" comes to see what the deal is. My rat-dog will start barking like 10seconds before the phone rings too(really fucking weird if you ask me). I guess you could say this is weird too, my dachshunds are fucking visious(sp?) killers. They have never even growled or hinted anger at a person but if another animal comes anywhere near them they flip out and WILL kill it. I have wilds rabbits and birds and crap in my yard and these things get animals all the time. I can't have my other dog or cat anywhere near them because they've gotten them before and just try to eat them. I also have a black cat(1/2 siameese 1/2 random alley cat) that is 13 years old and still chases her tail, will jump over a 4 1/2 foot fence in my yard and clear it with a foot of air. God I have strange pets. Peace-

my mate's dog has a habit of trying to eat my right ankle, no one else's not the other ankle, always MY right ankle. no vicously or aggressively it just gets its jaws around my ankle an kinda chews at it. its an alsatian/german shepherd. only violent when cornered or threatened. actually a really tame an nice dog. it dont eat shit or anything either.

my dogs (I have 3) don't let anyone touch me...even my brothers, they get very upset, espcially baby. They bark and growl until I make them stop...It gets kind of annoying after a while.

are they big dogs or squeaky chiououa (sp?) things ?

I have an Australian Cattle dog, a shitz tsu, and a beagle

Yey! I got a beagle too. :)

My dogs are dickheads

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/flatlander757/Pets/Photo_136.jpg

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um,....ok then.

i have a rhodesian ridgeback, very protective and loyal.

Mine's a mixed Great Dane and Shepherd, 7 years old. He thinks he's Marmaduke. BTW - One blue eye and one brown. Loves going for car rides.


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Thrasher CAI, DHP v1.0 PCM, SLP Headers,
3.25 SC pulley, CAIT GMAF, 2.5 DP/Hi-Flow CAT,
u-bend delete, 160 TS, ZZP Stage 1 72mm TB,
TB spacer, MSD 8.5mm wires, Autolite 103,
Goodyear Gatorback Serp. & SC Belt,
Nitto NT555R Drag Radials
1/4 ET: 13.210 sec. @ 104.490 mph
0 - 60 ft: 1.945 sec.

Ahhh you bastards, this isn't a thread to just show us your pets. Post some kind of crazy things they do, their trademarks, what makes them unique and special.

Ahhh you bastards, this isn't a thread to just show us your pets.

yup, you're right. its a thread for people like me to post-whore..


...j/k

Ahhh you bastards, this isn't a thread to just show us your pets. Post some kind of crazy things they do, their trademarks, what makes them unique and special.


Most of the pics displayed look pretty unique to me...lol. :lol2:

A pic is worth a thousand words. Where's your dog's pics?




http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lizzywiz/gtp.jpg
Thrasher CAI, DHP v1.0 PCM, SLP Headers,
3.25 SC pulley, CAIT GMAF, 2.5 DP/Hi-Flow CAT,
u-bend delete, 160 TS, ZZP Stage 1 72mm TB,
TB spacer, MSD 8.5mm wires, Autolite 103,
Goodyear Gatorback Serp. & SC Belt,
Nitto NT555R Drag Radials
1/4 ET: 13.210 sec. @ 104.490 mph
0 - 60 ft: 1.945 sec.

A pic is worth a thousand words. Where's your dog's pic?

ha ha, that was good. nice.

Well, I remember reading somewhere that a dog's intelligence can be estimated by how long it takes them to take a blanket off thier head.

My big dog(Niko, the husky/malemute mix) took about 2-3/4 hours once :lol2:

heh, i should try that on some of my mates. i bet it would take weeks, or they'd be so stupid not to take it off.

My dog barks at the TV whenever some kind of animal comes on, mostly dogs. He even barks at fish or bugs sometimes :screwy:

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a very distinguished pose

This isn't my dog but he looks quite unique and smart to me:
Checkout this link to video:

"This Dog is Cooler Than You"

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http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/163670/






http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lizzywiz/gtp.jpg
Thrasher CAI, DHP v1.0 PCM, SLP Headers,
3.25 SC pulley, CAIT GMAF, 2.5 DP/Hi-Flow CAT,
u-bend delete, 160 TS, ZZP Stage 1 72mm TB,
TB spacer, MSD 8.5mm wires, Autolite 103,
Goodyear Gatorback Serp. & SC Belt,
Nitto NT555R Drag Radials
1/4 ET: 13.210 sec. @ 104.490 mph
0 - 60 ft: 1.945 sec.

it doesn't take much to be cooler than me.

My dog sneak attacks. If there's a cat in our yard or some other animal I'll let my dog (German Shepherd) out and instead of barking and flipping out he'll run down the stairs of our deck really quietly and sprint at the animal and tear the shit out of it if he catches it. But if it's outside of the fence he barks and flips out.

He also won't eat anything that someone from my family gives him. It could be a chunk of meat and my best friend that's over here all the time and he'll sniff it and walk away.

Let's see what else...He puts his toys away and know what they're all called.

my dogs (2 cocker-spaniel/poodle mixes, one 8, one 7) do the car thing too. they will react differently depending on who it is pulling into the driveway. if it's one of our cars, they recognize it and bark as if to say "oh boy they're home! let me out i wanna go see him/her!" if it's any other car that they don't recognize, however, they will bark in a "who the fuck is that? HEY SOMEONE'S HERE AND I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS!" kind of way. they especially go crazy when my mom comes home (the hand that feeds, lol).

Holly, the older one, knows what alot of unorthodox words mean. if you tell her it's bath time, the tail goes in between the legs and she hides behind furniture. if you say "where's the squirrel?" she'll run to the nearest window and look for squirrels. we also used to have Gartner snakes living under our air conditioner, and she would chase them. we've since moved the air conditioner and the snakes have left, but if you ask holly "where's the snake?", she'll go to the exact spot where the A/C once was and sniff around looking for snakes.

holly also has a love for snow. the second she goes outside in the winter, she'll be yapping at you, with her little tail going a mile a minute, waiting for you to kick some snow or throw a snowball that she can chase.

maggie is the younger one, and also the chill one. you will ALWAYS find her either attached to my mom at the hip (hand that feeds, remember?), or under the couch in the front room sleeping. it's always the same couch too, so we call it her bedroom. she's the fat lazy dog who pretends to be dumb, but she's actually pretty clever. when we first got her, she was just a puppy. when we would all leave in the morning, we'd block her into the kitchen so that she wouldn't go around peeing all over the house. every single day, we would come home to maggie greeting us at the front door. she always seemed to find a way out. we tried child safety gates (she chewed through them), plywood (knocked it over), plywood held in place with a couple of chairs (somehow managed to move the entire apparatus), and some that i can't even remember. it was so amazing that we nearly called her Houdini instead.

that's about all i can think of at the moment, but i love my mutts.

My female dog does a handstand when she pees. This ensures that it gets all over the bushes on walks and all over the walls in the house when she feels like being a bitch....which is quite often. :disappoin

I've got two cats. The older one is Sophie, she's the softest cat you will ever meet, also the friendliest. She likes to climb on top of doors, and I have seen her take naps there:

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My other cat is only about 3 months old, her name is Delilah. Delilah is 3/4 Bengal Leopard and 1/4 Maine Coon. She's not very smart, but what she lacks in creativity is made up in energy and playfulness. She does play fetch though... I will throw toy mice in any direction, from any place in the house, and she will run, grab it, and bring it directly back to me every time.

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And this is my old kitty who got ate by a dog 2 months ago (R.I.P. Kitty). He was actually pretty dumb, but a good guy.

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once I was at my neighbours house, and he's telling me about his australian sheep dog... he was just telling me how the dog is usually calm, unless there are any C-A-T-S (spells it out) around....... just as he finishes spelling cats the dog flips out, starts searching for the cats.