To be six again...
tonioseven
10-11-2005, 06:15 PM
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her, stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
:icon16: :disappoin
:icon16: :disappoin
2.2 Straight six
10-11-2005, 06:17 PM
hmm...............sorry tonio, undecided on that one.
Rally Sport
10-11-2005, 06:19 PM
Eh.. thats old...
Not very funny either.
Not very funny either.
balls_to_the_wall
10-11-2005, 06:19 PM
Haha, I liked it.
HogieGT-R
10-11-2005, 06:30 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol ::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol ::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol ::lol::lol:
Damien
10-11-2005, 06:44 PM
^easily amused :p
2.2 Straight six
10-11-2005, 06:51 PM
really easily amused...
tonioseven
10-11-2005, 07:11 PM
A bit too easily amused :uhoh:
Nicole8188
10-11-2005, 07:22 PM
I liked it.
ThatRoundHeadedKid
10-11-2005, 07:23 PM
LOLOL @ Hogie...
Joke......:disappoin:
Joke......:disappoin:
2.2 Straight six
10-11-2005, 07:30 PM
nicole, wait till you get british humour..
clawhammer
10-11-2005, 07:38 PM
I could see it coming a mile away.
SeXy_AnGeL
10-11-2005, 07:43 PM
i giggled...hehehe
blindside.AMG
10-11-2005, 09:46 PM
See, this joke just goes to show that ALL women will enjoy getting a gym membership on their birthdays. :smokin:
Damien
10-11-2005, 10:27 PM
nicole, wait till you get british humour..
But I like British humor...
But I like British humor...
jcsaleen
10-11-2005, 10:47 PM
DAMNIT >< I thought of the dress size before I even read the "joke"...
Stupid pretense analyzing! :banghead:
Stupid pretense analyzing! :banghead:
RickwithaTbird
10-11-2005, 11:19 PM
thats gay
2.2 Straight six
10-12-2005, 07:09 PM
But I like British humor...
cool, so many people from the US don't get it half the time.
thats gay
nicely put.
cool, so many people from the US don't get it half the time.
thats gay
nicely put.
Marc-OS
10-13-2005, 01:35 AM
I was actually expecting a pedophilia joke. Probably would have been funny then.... :evillol:
BTW, I get British humour, and it still isn't funny.
BTW, I get British humour, and it still isn't funny.
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