Actual newspaper ads...
tonioseven
10-11-2005, 12:13 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while... better be > a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used... call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE! . Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of unused Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while... better be > a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used... call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE! . Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of unused Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
craigcully
10-11-2005, 12:35 PM
:lol:
That last one's awesome!
That last one's awesome!
2.2 Straight six
10-11-2005, 01:14 PM
the last was the best. they were pretty funny.
twospirits
10-11-2005, 01:45 PM
Yeah last one is cool as well as the nudist colony one.
TS out
TS out
Ace$nyper
10-11-2005, 02:07 PM
I liked the german shepdard one hehe
clawhammer
10-11-2005, 02:11 PM
They're all good.
Xenostalgia
10-11-2005, 02:15 PM
All too familiar w/ the nudist colony eh TS?
Andydg
10-11-2005, 03:37 PM
My old dog was half Great Dane and half sneaky neighbor dog...
93rollaracer
10-11-2005, 03:49 PM
Holy shit that last one is great.
Damien
10-11-2005, 04:40 PM
All too familiar w/ the nudist colony eh TS?
It would seem so...
Good stuff Tonio...although I'm not sure how manyt imes the last one has been brought up. :grinno:
It would seem so...
Good stuff Tonio...although I'm not sure how manyt imes the last one has been brought up. :grinno:
YogsVR4
10-11-2005, 05:13 PM
I need that Tonio! :lol:
twospirits
10-11-2005, 07:56 PM
All too familiar w/ the nudist colony eh TS?You're just jealous. :p Actually I pass by once, but all I saw were older folks and everything was dropping down by gravity. eekkk. Worse than seeing grandma naked.
anyway back on topic. the cow one is pretty funny, I see why they are not bred. :lol:
TS out (looking up nudist colonies to join)
anyway back on topic. the cow one is pretty funny, I see why they are not bred. :lol:
TS out (looking up nudist colonies to join)
blindside.AMG
10-11-2005, 09:49 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That had me in tears!!
That had me in tears!!
Oz
10-11-2005, 10:21 PM
:lol2:
jcsaleen
10-11-2005, 10:48 PM
The last one was great...
Schister66
10-11-2005, 10:50 PM
those are pretty good.....
Schister66
10-11-2005, 10:50 PM
those are pretty good.....
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