another blonde joke !
2.2 Straight six
10-10-2005, 07:50 PM
sorry if oyu've heard it before, but i really like it. and it's a bit long.
a blone and a brunette inherit their father's farm when he passed away. but he wasnt very prosperous and all he had when he passed away was the farm, a pick-up truck with trailer, a cow and $1,000.
the blonde and the brunette are determined to make the farm work and be profitable. but after a week they find it's hard to make money in a business they know little about. but they realise that they can breed off the cow and try to make some money.
but after another week they're not very far, they have no bull to mate with the cow, and they've spent $500 on food etc..
the brunette realises they need to get a bull, they need to start breeding as soon as possible, so she goes into town to inquire about where she can get a bull. one of the locals tells her of a farmer in the area that's got his prize bull up for sale, but doesn't know how much it will cost her.
the brunette returns to the farm an thinks about it, she decides that they need to save as much money as they can. so she decides that she'll have to walk the few miles to the other farm to talk to the man selling his prize bull, to save fuel in the truck.
she tells her sister that if she decided to buy the bull she'll have a telegram (?) sent so the sister can bring the truck to collect the bull. so the brunette takes the last $500 and sets off towards the other farm.
she gets there about two hours later and meets the other farmer, she inquires about the price of the bull and he says $500. she tells him that she has no more than $500 but needs to keep some for supplies etc.. but he doesn't really care. thinking he's a bit of a joker he says he'll sell the bull for $499 an that's his final offer. so with no other options the brunette agrees to pay the $499 he wants. the woman asks if she can keep the bull at his farm until the pick-up and trailer get there to collect it, and she explains she needs to inform her sister that she has the bull and needs he sister to drive the truck down.
so the brunette walks into the local town and goes to see if she can have a telegram sent, the man there says the first word will cost $1 and every one after that will cost $0.50. she explains the situation abd that she has only $1 but needs to tell her sister to bring the truck. but the man wont drop the price of the message.
the brunette sits and thinks for a bit, she wonders how she can get the message to her sister, but she's too tired to walk back to her farm. suddenly the brunette has an idea and rushes over to the counter.
"i've got it" she says, "i know what to send !"
the man looks at her an laughs "how are you going send a message like you need for $1 ?"
the brunette tells him to send to word "comfortable" to here sister.
"how the hell will she know what you mean ?" inquires the man.
"my sister's blonde" says the brunette "she'll read it slowly"
a blone and a brunette inherit their father's farm when he passed away. but he wasnt very prosperous and all he had when he passed away was the farm, a pick-up truck with trailer, a cow and $1,000.
the blonde and the brunette are determined to make the farm work and be profitable. but after a week they find it's hard to make money in a business they know little about. but they realise that they can breed off the cow and try to make some money.
but after another week they're not very far, they have no bull to mate with the cow, and they've spent $500 on food etc..
the brunette realises they need to get a bull, they need to start breeding as soon as possible, so she goes into town to inquire about where she can get a bull. one of the locals tells her of a farmer in the area that's got his prize bull up for sale, but doesn't know how much it will cost her.
the brunette returns to the farm an thinks about it, she decides that they need to save as much money as they can. so she decides that she'll have to walk the few miles to the other farm to talk to the man selling his prize bull, to save fuel in the truck.
she tells her sister that if she decided to buy the bull she'll have a telegram (?) sent so the sister can bring the truck to collect the bull. so the brunette takes the last $500 and sets off towards the other farm.
she gets there about two hours later and meets the other farmer, she inquires about the price of the bull and he says $500. she tells him that she has no more than $500 but needs to keep some for supplies etc.. but he doesn't really care. thinking he's a bit of a joker he says he'll sell the bull for $499 an that's his final offer. so with no other options the brunette agrees to pay the $499 he wants. the woman asks if she can keep the bull at his farm until the pick-up and trailer get there to collect it, and she explains she needs to inform her sister that she has the bull and needs he sister to drive the truck down.
so the brunette walks into the local town and goes to see if she can have a telegram sent, the man there says the first word will cost $1 and every one after that will cost $0.50. she explains the situation abd that she has only $1 but needs to tell her sister to bring the truck. but the man wont drop the price of the message.
the brunette sits and thinks for a bit, she wonders how she can get the message to her sister, but she's too tired to walk back to her farm. suddenly the brunette has an idea and rushes over to the counter.
"i've got it" she says, "i know what to send !"
the man looks at her an laughs "how are you going send a message like you need for $1 ?"
the brunette tells him to send to word "comfortable" to here sister.
"how the hell will she know what you mean ?" inquires the man.
"my sister's blonde" says the brunette "she'll read it slowly"
RickwithaTbird
10-10-2005, 08:02 PM
way too much reading for a soft punchline.
2.2 Straight six
10-10-2005, 08:10 PM
i liked it......
...but yea it's a bit too long.
...but yea it's a bit too long.
Andee_G
10-10-2005, 09:06 PM
goood punchline, way too long
SiGNAL748
10-10-2005, 09:14 PM
I haven't even read it yet, but I think its ok to assume that this joke sucks.
Damien
10-10-2005, 09:21 PM
I haven't even read it yet, but I think its ok to assume that this joke sucks.
^Now that's funny!!! :grinno:
^Now that's funny!!! :grinno:
2.2 Straight six
10-10-2005, 09:51 PM
yep, it was too long. i'll go look for the short version sometime. sorry guys..
yes, it sucks...
yes, it sucks...
fredjacksonsan
10-11-2005, 06:53 AM
You're all A.D.D.. That was a good joke.
craigcully
10-11-2005, 09:18 AM
A lot of that is just filler... oh well, I liked the end. I don't think a little reading ever hurt anybody.
crayzayjay
10-11-2005, 10:48 AM
hehe... decent joke
candywhore
08-22-2006, 05:25 PM
come for table?
Nicole8188
08-22-2006, 05:37 PM
I liked it.
Damien
08-22-2006, 05:43 PM
wow...i guess its only 10 months old.
my99cavy
08-22-2006, 06:11 PM
come for table?Bringing back threads that are wayyy dead :nono: this could probably be locked.
candywhore
08-22-2006, 06:18 PM
Bringing back threads that are wayyy dead :nono: this could probably be locked.
huh? :) im so lost right now..someone explain
huh? :) im so lost right now..someone explain
my99cavy
08-22-2006, 06:22 PM
huh? :) im so lost right now..someone explainalright look at the date next to the persons name who posted last before yourself, it says 10-11-2005 over 10 months old. That would be considered a ''dead thread''. which means a thread that hasnt seen any action for quite awhile. so for future reference make sure you look at the date before you reply to it. :)
-People bringing up LOTS of old threads for the purpose of postwhoring. One particular member has been banned. Do not do this. If you want discussion from active OT members on a topic you encounter that is 3 months or more old, start a new thread! :thumbsup:
-People bringing up LOTS of old threads for the purpose of postwhoring. One particular member has been banned. Do not do this. If you want discussion from active OT members on a topic you encounter that is 3 months or more old, start a new thread! :thumbsup:
AlbanyCartel
08-22-2006, 06:42 PM
come for table?
Isn't it suppose to be
com for ta ble
"come for the bull"
But, yea its old
Isn't it suppose to be
com for ta ble
"come for the bull"
But, yea its old
candywhore
08-22-2006, 06:45 PM
fine next time i wont post a comment on a 10 month old thread..geez lol
my99cavy
08-22-2006, 08:00 PM
fine next time i wont post a comment on a 10 month old thread..geez lolhaha well your new here so you really didnt know well let is slip this time :)
drunken monkey
08-22-2006, 08:03 PM
post whores are in no position to be telling newbies not to revive dead threads.
my99cavy
08-22-2006, 08:05 PM
post whores are in no position to be telling newbies not to revive dead threads.And do I bring up dead threads???
Jimster
08-22-2006, 08:09 PM
Unless you're Igor or Justin@af, please refrain from calling people newbies, n00b.
drunken monkey
08-22-2006, 08:22 PM
touché...
2.2 Straight six
08-22-2006, 08:27 PM
i'll find the oringinal, and shorter version, of this sometime and post it in 5 years when everyone's forgotten it...
con someone lock this now?
con someone lock this now?
my99cavy
08-22-2006, 08:27 PM
I may be a ''post whore'' but I know when a thread goes off topic and can be closed......like this one.:)
Jimster
08-22-2006, 09:32 PM
I may be a ''post whore'' but I know when a thread goes off topic and can be closed......like this one.:)
And you don't think the mods do?
And you don't think the mods do?
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