Sad News
speediva
05-17-2002, 01:27 PM
Sad News
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never
knew
how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty
old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He
is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
(gotcha ;))
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never
knew
how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty
old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He
is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
(gotcha ;))
kris
05-17-2002, 01:53 PM
NSX-R-SSJ20K
05-17-2002, 02:20 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeee
ric
05-17-2002, 02:50 PM
Jay!
05-17-2002, 03:02 PM
ragt20
05-17-2002, 07:40 PM
:uhoh: bad mistake comin into this thread.:rolleyes:
kris
05-17-2002, 09:15 PM
DaFoo
05-17-2002, 09:49 PM
Does this work?
Ssom
05-17-2002, 11:11 PM
darkness
05-18-2002, 12:32 AM
I don't know which was funnier, the original post, or the response pics:D
speediva
05-18-2002, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by kbslacker
"stop the reposts"
Hey, complain to the search function. It didn't turn out any matches for it.
Gee, I"m so glad I luv you all :rolleyes:
"stop the reposts"
Hey, complain to the search function. It didn't turn out any matches for it.
Gee, I"m so glad I luv you all :rolleyes:
primera man
05-18-2002, 01:33 AM
I'll stick up for ya :devil: :devil: :devil:
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NOT !!! :finger: :finger: :finger:
J/K
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NOT !!! :finger: :finger: :finger:
J/K
speediva
05-18-2002, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by primera man
NOT !!! :finger: :finger: :finger:
J/K
Don't make me come down there!!!! :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
NOT !!! :finger: :finger: :finger:
J/K
Don't make me come down there!!!! :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
primera man
05-18-2002, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Don't make me come down there!!!! :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
You will have plenty of Primera's to pick from :D :D :D
Don't make me come down there!!!! :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
You will have plenty of Primera's to pick from :D :D :D
speediva
05-18-2002, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by primera man
You will have plenty of Primera's to pick from :D :D :D
How many Kiwi's does it take to convince a teenage yank to move to NZ??? :p
Don't you get started on me Pman! *lol* j/k
You will have plenty of Primera's to pick from :D :D :D
How many Kiwi's does it take to convince a teenage yank to move to NZ??? :p
Don't you get started on me Pman! *lol* j/k
Ssom
05-18-2002, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by primera man
You will have plenty of Primera's to pick from :D :D :D phhhbt yeah and you can get them in any color you want as long as it is gunmetal grey:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You will have plenty of Primera's to pick from :D :D :D phhhbt yeah and you can get them in any color you want as long as it is gunmetal grey:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Judge
05-18-2002, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
phhhbt yeah and you can get them in any color you want as long as it is gunmetal grey:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
lol!
or black :o
phhhbt yeah and you can get them in any color you want as long as it is gunmetal grey:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
lol!
or black :o
tazdev
05-18-2002, 08:44 AM
or burgandy. My sisters Primera is Burgandy, looks good in that colour
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