rice vs. sleeper

With all the talk of what is rice and what is a sleeper, why not create the ultimate sleeper. Getting beat by a grandma "looking" accord is fine and dandy, but suppose the most riced-out civic you have ever seen pulls slong side of you, say a dx hatch with type r stickers every where, a GTR badge in the grill, neons everywhere, 2 1/2 colors of different tint, you get the drift just TOTAL rice advanced auto parts crap box, the light turns green and off they go into the night.....and you have to stop to pick up your pride. I'd never do it to my car, but just something to think about. That would be total hell.

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i like to eat my rice then go to sleep.

the ultimate sleeper is my wife, because, she can sleep 14 hours a day and do it consistently daily.

the ultimate rice is steamed long rice. i believe it is called jasmine rice.

if i eat more rice will i get better sleep?