A thread about SEX!
Muscletang
10-03-2005, 10:47 PM
Strange But True Sex Facts
Largest erect penis: 13"
Smallest erect: 1.75"
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same.
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".
In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm.
Intercourse peaks in July.
Except for the 1/2 dozen men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship.
Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.
Castrated men live an average of 13 years longer than those not castrated. And nuns live longest of all.
Sex Laws Around The World
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)
Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)
Largest erect penis: 13"
Smallest erect: 1.75"
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same.
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".
In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm.
Intercourse peaks in July.
Except for the 1/2 dozen men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship.
Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.
Castrated men live an average of 13 years longer than those not castrated. And nuns live longest of all.
Sex Laws Around The World
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)
Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)
Damien
10-03-2005, 10:55 PM
You know how many states the only legal sex position is missionary!?! Ah it sucks!!!
Rally Sport
10-03-2005, 10:55 PM
:rofl:
The last 2 laws are the funniest.
The last 2 laws are the funniest.
MBTN
10-04-2005, 12:48 AM
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.
:)
:)
TexasF355F1
10-04-2005, 12:56 AM
:lol2: Sucks to be that guy with the 1.75 incher. He comes up short .25 he needs to please a woman.
Those were great. I know I've seen them before but always a refreshing laugh to see them again.
Those were great. I know I've seen them before but always a refreshing laugh to see them again.
imtheoneandonlyD
10-04-2005, 01:56 AM
Those laws are crazy. I bet there are a bunch more for just the US.
CivRacer95
10-04-2005, 02:17 AM
I'm guly and I'm drunka nd U can't read bgood. Ha!! Sweet...
fredjacksonsan
10-04-2005, 09:57 AM
Interesting, but I had a question:
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Largest erect penis: 13"
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The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
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Wouldn't that make them longer thatn 13"? :lol:
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Largest erect penis: 13"
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The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
....
Wouldn't that make them longer thatn 13"? :lol:
Damien
10-04-2005, 10:58 AM
erect...not hung...
I get chills just typing those words when its not about my own...
I get chills just typing those words when its not about my own...
crayzayjay
10-04-2005, 11:04 AM
Sex Laws Around The World
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)
Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)
Honestly, what a load of shite...
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)
Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)
Honestly, what a load of shite...
Damien
10-04-2005, 11:15 AM
^Why??? There are stupid laws like that in America. Why would it not make sense there are laws worse than America's elsewhere???
crayzayjay
10-04-2005, 11:26 AM
Because ive seen other versions of that which included "the penalty for masturbation in India is decapitation" :rolleyes:
I mean come on....
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores.
What a crock of shit. Those are civilised countries. It's written by some ignor, and only believed by even bigger ignor's..
I mean come on....
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores.
What a crock of shit. Those are civilised countries. It's written by some ignor, and only believed by even bigger ignor's..
-Josh-
10-04-2005, 11:30 AM
What a crock of shit. Those are civilised countries. It's written by some ignor, and only believed by even bigger ignor's..
Wait...Ignor=Ignorant right?
Damn brits...can't understand you unless you're drunk
Wait...Ignor=Ignorant right?
Damn brits...can't understand you unless you're drunk
crayzayjay
10-04-2005, 11:36 AM
So keep your eyes on the piss posts thread. Big weekend ahead ;)
-Josh-
10-04-2005, 11:38 AM
Me to, bachelor party weekend, starting thursday. :biggrin:
fredjacksonsan
10-04-2005, 11:42 AM
So keep your eyes on the piss posts thread. Big weekend ahead ;)
Me too, bachelor party weekend, starting thursday. :biggrin:
Well then, you gents had better deliver!! :cwm27:
Me too, bachelor party weekend, starting thursday. :biggrin:
Well then, you gents had better deliver!! :cwm27:
2.2 Straight six
10-04-2005, 01:38 PM
So keep your eyes on the piss posts thread. Big weekend ahead ;)
i heard there's some huge rave going on at wembley on friday night, possibly going through the night to saturday. i don't think i'll go though.
and yea, some of those were blatenly made up. goin around the country to de-flower virgins ? wouldn't they have their husbands-to-be do it instead ?
i heard there's some huge rave going on at wembley on friday night, possibly going through the night to saturday. i don't think i'll go though.
and yea, some of those were blatenly made up. goin around the country to de-flower virgins ? wouldn't they have their husbands-to-be do it instead ?
Rally Sport
10-04-2005, 02:21 PM
and yea, some of those were blatenly made up. goin around the country to de-flower virgins ? wouldn't they have their husbands-to-be do it instead ?
Yeah I mean that would make sense, not some dude going around with AIDS doing that.
Yeah I mean that would make sense, not some dude going around with AIDS doing that.
eversio11
10-04-2005, 02:21 PM
Yikes, that would suck to have a two inch erect dick.
And I thought John Holmes' penis was 13 1/2 inches?
And I thought John Holmes' penis was 13 1/2 inches?
tenguzero
10-04-2005, 02:33 PM
Yikes, that would suck to have a two inch erect dick.
DAMMIT! Do you guys have to keep rubbing that in? I hate you all!!
*cries and runs off*
DAMMIT! Do you guys have to keep rubbing that in? I hate you all!!
*cries and runs off*
1986Z28
10-04-2005, 04:07 PM
some of those are pretty dam funny
2.2 Straight six
10-04-2005, 04:17 PM
some of those are pretty dam funny
yet, more than likely completely untrue.
yet, more than likely completely untrue.
Damien
10-04-2005, 04:37 PM
Most might just be sittin' in the law books unchanged. That's how it is in the states. I've read a few. They're just sittin' there unchanged, but technically still laws.
jcsaleen
10-05-2005, 08:48 AM
:lol: :lol:
Some of these are great!
Some of these are great!
Rally Sport
10-05-2005, 09:17 AM
If the 2 inch dick thing is true.. man he needs to get a penis enlargment thing.
Ssom
10-05-2005, 09:28 AM
If anyone wants me I'll be in Guam. Finding a few things out.....
Ace$nyper
10-05-2005, 04:40 PM
If anyone wants me I'll be in Guam. Finding a few things out.....
have fun there i'll be in Polynesia :naughty:
have fun there i'll be in Polynesia :naughty:
RickwithaTbird
10-05-2005, 05:00 PM
where can somebody buy one of those penis weights?
my friend wants to know.
my friend wants to know.
jcsaleen
10-05-2005, 05:09 PM
have fun there i'll be in Polynesia :naughty:
Lucky bastard! :grinno:
Lucky bastard! :grinno:
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