Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
Nicole8188
10-03-2005, 10:19 PM
So, a blonde was reading the newspaper. The headline said, "6 Brazilian Troops Shot."
She thought for a second and said, "Well how many is 6 brazilian??"
Took me like 5 minutes to get it the other day....hahahahaha.
She thought for a second and said, "Well how many is 6 brazilian??"
Took me like 5 minutes to get it the other day....hahahahaha.
SiGNAL748
10-03-2005, 10:21 PM
Yeah. This one might take me 5 years.
EDIT: Nevermind I got it.
EDIT: Nevermind I got it.
SeXy_AnGeL
10-03-2005, 10:31 PM
lol yeah and I definately tried to figure it out for like 5 minutes and then asked someone...:disappoin:
RickwithaTbird
10-03-2005, 10:35 PM
haha.. took me like 10 seconds
thats fuckin funny
thats fuckin funny
Damien
10-03-2005, 11:00 PM
:eek7:
Tonio -> :chair:
Nicole now Queen of ridiculously bad jokes :worshippy
Tonio -> :chair:
Nicole now Queen of ridiculously bad jokes :worshippy
clawhammer
10-03-2005, 11:38 PM
I don't get it.
balls_to_the_wall
10-03-2005, 11:57 PM
hahahahaha
:lol2:
I got in under 5 seconds, I found it very humerous.
:lol2:
I got in under 5 seconds, I found it very humerous.
Mediocrity
10-03-2005, 11:57 PM
roflmfao.. that was awesome.
lamehonda
10-04-2005, 12:24 AM
I feel so sorry for those of you who had trouble getting that.
Andydg
10-04-2005, 12:37 AM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: That was really good!!! Took me about 5 seconds BTW.
958Rocky
10-04-2005, 12:43 AM
haha that was surpisingly good
Whumbachumba
10-04-2005, 12:53 AM
It's like Jessica Simpson...........but.......yea, it's like her.
Took me like 5 seconds too.
Took me like 5 seconds too.
imtheoneandonlyD
10-04-2005, 01:57 AM
I feel so sorry for those of you who had trouble getting that.
:iagree:
:iagree:
CivRacer95
10-04-2005, 02:14 AM
Hahah, i'm dcfrun k just barely got that too. You are saw3omwe nicole. P{eace out..!!
Jonno
10-04-2005, 06:07 AM
Ehh, That took me about a minute, not too bad...
O.k, I was being generous, it sucked. :icon16:
O.k, I was being generous, it sucked. :icon16:
jcsaleen
10-04-2005, 08:41 AM
hahahahahahahhahahaa..... (silence)
fredjacksonsan
10-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Pretty good blonde joke..."6 Brazilian what? :lol:
-edit- How many is 6 Brazilian?
-edit- How many is 6 Brazilian?
2.2 Straight six
10-04-2005, 01:27 PM
I feel so sorry for those of you who had trouble getting that.
like me ?
like me ?
karmacae
10-04-2005, 01:38 PM
how could you not get it....Even I got that one, that should say a lot....
2.2 Straight six
10-04-2005, 01:42 PM
how could you not get it....Even I got that one, that should say a lot....
i'm really slow...
i'm really slow...
Jet-Lee
10-04-2005, 02:02 PM
like me ?
Yes
That was good, Nicole.
Yes
That was good, Nicole.
GritMaster
10-05-2005, 06:25 PM
heh.
for the slow ones. say it out loud.
for the slow ones. say it out loud.
clawhammer
10-05-2005, 06:26 PM
heh.
for the slow ones. say it out loud.
Still don't get it.
for the slow ones. say it out loud.
Still don't get it.
skibum1111
10-05-2005, 07:03 PM
Think Brazil... like the country in south america.
I can hear the gears grinding out there....... :evillol:
I can hear the gears grinding out there....... :evillol:
2.2 Straight six
10-05-2005, 08:19 PM
nope, still not got it.
tonioseven
10-05-2005, 08:28 PM
I don't get it.
You're one of the lucky ones!! :lol: That joke deserves a big fat :loser: :lol:
You're one of the lucky ones!! :lol: That joke deserves a big fat :loser: :lol:
2.2 Straight six
10-05-2005, 08:40 PM
Tonio's jokes are way better...
Nicole8188
10-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Tonio's jokes are way better...
:frown: Meh, I thought it was funny.
:frown: Meh, I thought it was funny.
freakray
10-05-2005, 09:37 PM
How many times does lamehonda laugh at a joke?
3...
Once when he hears it.
Again when he remembers it.
A third time when he gets it....
3...
Once when he hears it.
Again when he remembers it.
A third time when he gets it....
fredjacksonsan
10-06-2005, 08:04 AM
Do you still not get it?
clawhammer
10-06-2005, 08:59 AM
Do you still not get it?
No :shakehead:
No :shakehead:
fredjacksonsan
10-06-2005, 09:02 AM
Ok, I 'splain to you. No, that would take too long. I sum up:
Imagine you're in math class. One million, one billion.
Now imagine you're talking to someone after math class:
One bazillion. Heh heh heh. Hey, ONE BRAZILIAN!!!
(got it now?)
Geez, they always told me if you had to explain a joke to somebody it wouldn't actually be funny to them.
Imagine you're in math class. One million, one billion.
Now imagine you're talking to someone after math class:
One bazillion. Heh heh heh. Hey, ONE BRAZILIAN!!!
(got it now?)
Geez, they always told me if you had to explain a joke to somebody it wouldn't actually be funny to them.
CivRacer95
10-06-2005, 09:10 AM
Yeah, cuz then you get the "OOOOOHHH now I get it!" reaction. Thus you give them the "DAAAMMMNNN you're a retard!" reaction. It never fails to happen.
fredjacksonsan
10-06-2005, 09:13 AM
Yeah, cuz then you get the "OOOOOHHH now I get it!" reaction. Thus you give them the "DAAAMMMNNN you're a retard!" reaction. It never fails to happen.
*passes hand over head from front to back while making whooshing sound*
*passes hand over head from front to back while making whooshing sound*
clawhammer
10-06-2005, 09:24 AM
OOOOOHHH now I get it
fredjacksonsan
10-06-2005, 09:32 AM
(and there it is!)
CivRacer95
10-06-2005, 10:50 AM
Thank you clawhammer.
(makes note to edumacate claw-boy later today on the word "joke"...and idot and idiot too)
(makes note to edumacate claw-boy later today on the word "joke"...and idot and idiot too)
Jet-Lee
10-06-2005, 11:03 AM
:frown: Meh, I thought it was funny.
:wave: It was. I liked it. I've had several people laughing pretty good. :bigthumb:
:wave: It was. I liked it. I've had several people laughing pretty good. :bigthumb:
Ace$nyper
10-06-2005, 11:23 AM
is the crowd yelling booo urrnns
um yea its booo urnss...
um yea its booo urnss...
travis712
10-06-2005, 11:35 AM
I feel so sorry for those of you who had trouble getting that.
I agree. I actually saw where the joke was going after it said 6 brazillian.
I agree. I actually saw where the joke was going after it said 6 brazillian.
-Josh-
10-06-2005, 12:05 PM
Who says she's better at this than Tonio!?!?
Lets do the math here
Tonio- 8,988 posts
I figure with 7.5 posts a day, half of them are his lame ass jokes. So that's 3.75 jokes a day. He's been on for well over three years. That makes 4106.25 jokes out of his 8000+ posts. Tonio is and always will be the best worst joke tell ever. :cheers:
Lets do the math here
Tonio- 8,988 posts
I figure with 7.5 posts a day, half of them are his lame ass jokes. So that's 3.75 jokes a day. He's been on for well over three years. That makes 4106.25 jokes out of his 8000+ posts. Tonio is and always will be the best worst joke tell ever. :cheers:
tonioseven
10-06-2005, 07:59 PM
Tonio's jokes are way better...
Nicole has done well with this one!! :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
Nicole has done well with this one!! :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
2.2 Straight six
10-06-2005, 08:01 PM
Nicole has done well with this one!! :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
yea but im stupid an slow. i get your jokes straight away. i needed this explained, so it lost something for me.
yea but im stupid an slow. i get your jokes straight away. i needed this explained, so it lost something for me.
tonioseven
10-06-2005, 08:02 PM
Who says she's better at this than Tonio!?!?
Lets do the math here
Tonio- 8,988 posts
I figure with 7.5 posts a day, half of them are his lame ass jokes. So that's 3.75 jokes a day. He's been on for well over three years. That makes 4106.25 jokes out of his 8000+ posts. Tonio is and always will be the best worst joke tell ever. :cheers:
Awww :icon16:
Lets do the math here
Tonio- 8,988 posts
I figure with 7.5 posts a day, half of them are his lame ass jokes. So that's 3.75 jokes a day. He's been on for well over three years. That makes 4106.25 jokes out of his 8000+ posts. Tonio is and always will be the best worst joke tell ever. :cheers:
Awww :icon16:
Nicole8188
10-06-2005, 10:26 PM
Nicole has done well with this one!! :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
I feel validated. Thanks. :smile:
I feel validated. Thanks. :smile:
xokayxo
10-06-2005, 10:48 PM
wow. i never would have connected "brazilian" and "bazillion". i thought it had something to do with brazilian currency, thats why i didnt get it. thanks jackson for spelling it out!! and yeah i thought it was pretty funny even though it had to be explained. so what if im a retard
XeVeNskyLiNE
10-06-2005, 11:03 PM
Uh I think I got it.
6 Bazillion?
6 Bazillion?
Nicole8188
10-06-2005, 11:05 PM
Uh I think I got it.
6 Bazillion?
Good Job!!!
6 Bazillion?
Good Job!!!
XeVeNskyLiNE
10-06-2005, 11:06 PM
Good Job!!!
Ah the sarcasm
I forgot to read page 3 when I posted. I swear I'm not stupid!!! :icon16:
Ah the sarcasm
I forgot to read page 3 when I posted. I swear I'm not stupid!!! :icon16:
Nicole8188
10-06-2005, 11:14 PM
Ah the sarcasm
I forgot to read page 3 when I posted. I swear I'm not stupid!!! :icon16:
Haha, I wasn't being sarcastic. I was being encouraging.
I forgot to read page 3 when I posted. I swear I'm not stupid!!! :icon16:
Haha, I wasn't being sarcastic. I was being encouraging.
XeVeNskyLiNE
10-06-2005, 11:23 PM
Haha, I wasn't being sarcastic. I was being encouraging.
whoops, haha. Well thanks then, I appreciate it ::high five::
it seriosuly took some hard thinking to connect Brazillian > Bazillion.
I had to lower my ability to speak english to understand it, lol. I'm using it at school tomorrow to see how many fools I can confuse :evillol:
whoops, haha. Well thanks then, I appreciate it ::high five::
it seriosuly took some hard thinking to connect Brazillian > Bazillion.
I had to lower my ability to speak english to understand it, lol. I'm using it at school tomorrow to see how many fools I can confuse :evillol:
Damien
10-07-2005, 12:55 AM
I'm using it at school tomorrow to see how many fools I can confuse :evillol:
Tryin' to find like minds??? :p
Tryin' to find like minds??? :p
ThatRoundHeadedKid
10-07-2005, 10:52 AM
go roflcopter!!!!!
http://www.msprotege.com/members/SpicyMchaggis/roflcopter.gif
i actually didn't get it....
http://www.msprotege.com/members/SpicyMchaggis/roflcopter.gif
i actually didn't get it....
tonioseven
10-07-2005, 06:18 PM
^^^ :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
RickwithaTbird
10-07-2005, 10:26 PM
^^ oh my god... LMAO.
but the ROFL-copter? I dont get it.
but the ROFL-copter? I dont get it.
fredjacksonsan
10-08-2005, 08:43 AM
Damn. Well, I simply refuse to 'splain something twice in one thread.
HogieGT-R
10-09-2005, 03:02 AM
is it just me, or that that guy in the ROFLCopter pic look like his anus is spinning on the lamp post? O_o?!
Holy crap there's a Sonic and Knuckles Book Cover on that wall!!!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!
Holy crap there's a Sonic and Knuckles Book Cover on that wall!!!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!
blindside.AMG
10-10-2005, 02:12 AM
How the fuck does one bad joke get 4 pages of responses?? Oh.....nevermind.
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