Three bodies
fredjacksonsan
09-26-2005, 11:27 AM
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 Year Old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
"The Second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on Irish whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Ole Olsen, Norwegian from Minnesota, 40, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 Year Old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
"The Second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on Irish whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Ole Olsen, Norwegian from Minnesota, 40, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
-Josh-
09-26-2005, 11:45 AM
aha.....
crayzayjay
09-26-2005, 12:05 PM
:lol:
tonioseven
09-26-2005, 12:11 PM
:lol:
clawhammer
09-26-2005, 12:26 PM
1004 votes :lol:
fredjacksonsan
09-26-2005, 12:40 PM
:lol: indeed!
YogsVR4
09-26-2005, 01:25 PM
:lol: Not quite up to Tonio but close.
Don't make OZ and I come back for one of our worst joke off contests.
Don't make OZ and I come back for one of our worst joke off contests.
Damien
09-26-2005, 02:53 PM
I picked you both suck...but by that I mean you actually suck and Tonio is a classy suck...wait...whatever!
:grinyes: :p
:grinyes: :p
2.2 Straight six
09-26-2005, 03:36 PM
man...that's made my day....unfortunately i got a load of homework to do now.
Ace$nyper
09-26-2005, 05:05 PM
I picked you both suck...but by that I mean you actually suck and Tonio is a classy suck...wait...whatever!
:grinyes: :p
:lol: :rofl:
+1
:grinyes: :p
:lol: :rofl:
+1
TheBenzon
09-26-2005, 08:01 PM
good one FREDJACKSONSAN :lol: :rofl: :lol2: :rofl: :lol: :lol2:
Oz
09-26-2005, 10:51 PM
:lol: Not quite up to Tonio but close.
Don't make OZ and I come back for one of our worst joke off contests.
What's brown and sticky?
:evillol:
Don't make OZ and I come back for one of our worst joke off contests.
What's brown and sticky?
:evillol:
-Josh-
09-27-2005, 08:22 AM
What's brown and sticky?
:evillol:
You're sick... :grinno:
:evillol:
You're sick... :grinno:
-> Mason <-
09-27-2005, 10:48 AM
good one...lol
240NIZ
09-27-2005, 11:04 AM
Dead even
RickwithaTbird
09-28-2005, 11:46 PM
its... kinda funny. Tonio is better.
but it IS really funny that you thought it was as good as tonio.
but it IS really funny that you thought it was as good as tonio.
fredjacksonsan
09-29-2005, 08:13 AM
its... kinda funny. Tonio is better.
but it IS really funny that you thought it was as good as tonio.
:slap:
Don't you get it that the quiz is a joke in and of itself?
but it IS really funny that you thought it was as good as tonio.
:slap:
Don't you get it that the quiz is a joke in and of itself?
karmacae
09-29-2005, 06:06 PM
What's brown and sticky?
:evillol:
ahhhh ok, i know I am gonna regret this, but, I dont get it...
:evillol:
ahhhh ok, i know I am gonna regret this, but, I dont get it...
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