Chalk one up....

For the daily driver.


I was just leaving Walgreens. Which I hate, but it was closest to home after I forgot the vaseline at the place I was previous.
Anyways, I got my vaseline.

So I am sitting at a light, and I hear the familiar sound of a bee behind me. Dude floored it to go about 50 feet, then waxed the brakes to make sure he stopped without hitting the car ahead of me.
This Honda EX was classic. Enough wire mesh to hold in all the chicken's at Tyson. Big ass double decker wing, melon launcher, and bright red. Could hear that wonderful little intake buzzing, and then it coming out the rear of the car with a wonderful sounding shit.

Anyways, we both take a left onto a 6 lane section of road. I intentionally go VERY slow waiting for him to catch me. I can't help it, even in the Grand Am, I enjoy picking on ricers.
He gets up next to me, and I nail it to stay even. He can tell I am wanting to play, although he won't look over. Then all the sudden, he slows up a little....I follow suite.

He must have wanted a different gear or something because without much warning (other than the wonderful changing pitch of the fartcannon) he took off. So I nailed it. The automatic took 8 seconds to kick down....and I put 1 car on the guy from 45 to 60.
He never did look over, but I did get the ricer fly-by. Damn that car sounded terrible.

Boring?? Of course. Can you tell I miss my car???

Oh, the vaseline is for the new injectors. Those are going on the FAST intake this afternoon.

Cliffnotes: Couple slowass cars going at it.

:rofl:

Lous:1

Ricer:0

Good race there man but...

I was just leaving Walgreens...I forgot the vaseline at the place I was previous.
Anyways, I got my vaseline.

Do we want to know?

HAHAHAH....You expect us to believe that the vaseline was for the injectors...psh like you're rebuilding an engine or something....


Oh, nice race.. hehe

You guys really think I could have cum up with that excuse??? :lol:

Please go into a little bit more detail as to what the vaseline was for...:icon16:

So I am sitting at a light, and I hear the familiar sound of a bee behind me. Dude floored it to go about 50 feet, then waxed the brakes to make sure he stopped without hitting the car ahead of me.
This Honda EX was classic. Enough wire mesh to hold in all the chicken's at Tyson. Big ass double decker wing, melon launcher, and bright red. Could hear that wonderful little intake buzzing, and then it coming out the rear of the car with a wonderful sounding shit.

:owned:

Good race :thumbsup:

Please go into a little bit more detail as to what the vaseline was for...:icon16:
I will post the pics up later tonight. :rofl:

I will post the pics up later tonight. :rofl:

No, please don't do that. We dont need no more gay porn... :D

What throttlebody are you using on the fast? I think I'm going to use the nx throttle body on the fast intake. Can't wait for that intake/direct port setup I have planned!!!! Are you using the fuel rails as well? What size injectors?

Sorry...nice kill and get your car back running before you run into a ricer that has just enough to beat the grand am, and he goes home claiming victory on a Pontiac. As time goes by....his story of the victory over the grand am will change to that of a victory over a trans am.....all of his buddies will believe it. :rolleyes:

Going to be running the FAST 90/90. Both the intake and TB.

Luos... pics aren't enough. We want a video demonstration of what the Vaseline was for...

With all your fancy video editing...

You guys really think I could have cum up with that excuse??? :lol:

cum huh? yeah anyways i saw a video of a honda civic ex doing 0-95mph and it took a whooping 29 seconds. it was a 94 automatic though.

Luos... pics aren't enough. We want a video demonstration of what the Vaseline was for...

With all your fancy video editing...
you | funny

that was just creepy man really creepy

that was a HARD and LONG story.....but dont underestimate these lightweight jdms, im pretty sure if you guys came to another stop light he'd take u http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7636/dance3aq.gif

that was a HARD and LONG story.....but dont underestimate these lightweight jdms, im pretty sure if you guys came to another stop light he'd take u
:eek7:

I laughed at first now i just fear for my life

that was a HARD and LONG story.....but dont underestimate these lightweight jdms, im pretty sure if you guys came to another stop light he'd take u http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7636/dance3aq.gif
Keep in mind.....we are talking about my daily driver. My DAILY DRIVER. You know, the car NOT meant for any kind of speed.
You are an idiot.
JDM??? That was the cheapest looking motherfucking car I have seen recently. Nothing JDM about it.

Oh.....and the pics!!!!!
http://home.comcast.net/~mrluos/vase1.JPG

http://home.comcast.net/~mrluos/vase2.JPG

And something done up in photoshop quick as fuck....
http://www.knighthawkvideos.com/mrluos/vase21.jpg

Keep in mind.....we are talking about my daily driver. My DAILY DRIVER. You know, the car NOT meant for any kind of speed.
You are an idiot.


:owned: By the kid with vaseline...

Oh, thats a nice throttle body there bro... :evillol:

i would make another sexual joke about "vaseline" and "being home alone" but that has been done enough. nice kill even in a daily driver. can't wait to see the outcome of the FAST engine. good luck with the buildup.

that was a HARD and LONG story.....but dont underestimate these lightweight jdms, im pretty sure if you guys came to another stop light he'd take u http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7636/dance3aq.gif

:boink:

This is by far the most homosexual thread in AF history.

wow being home alone with the vaseline. screw that, i just use wd40. of course vaseline does work better.

Thanks for confirming my suspicions TatII :disappoin

:uhoh:


ick?


That's quite the unit you have there by the way Luos, bet you cant wait to get those chambers wide open.... :uhoh:

This is by far the most homosexual thread in AF history.


:bs:

Olive oil works best...you guys are way off.
$1,200 for IM and TB=why I don't mod my car anymore.

$1,200 for IM and TB=why I don't mod my car anymore.
Tell me about it.
It looks nice though. The ports are WIDE open. The LS6 intake becomes a restriction at about 280-285cfm. My heads flow 314cfm at .600". I wanted to make sure I wasn't restricting anything.

http://home.comcast.net/~mrluos/Swap105.JPG

but dont underestimate these lightweight jdms, im pretty sure if you guys came to another stop light he'd take u http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7636/dance3aq.gif

:slap:


Nice pics

http://home.comcast.net/~mrluos/Swap105.JPG

Is that a DVD of the Longest Yard next to the Vaseline?


Hmm something about a night at home... watching a prison movie about guys running around in tight pants tackling each other..... and a jar of lube....


Luos... :sly:

Is that a DVD of the Longest Yard next to the Vaseline?


Hmm something about a night at home... watching a prison movie about guys running around in tight pants tackling each other..... and a jar of lube....


Luos... :sly:
PWNED! :icon16:
But yes, that is a pretty frightening discovery...so where is the box of kleenex in the picture, then?

:rofl:


I knew this thread would go to shit. Yes, I rented Longest Yard yesterday afternoon. :lol:

:rofl:


I knew this thread would go to shit. Yes, I rented Longest Yard yesterday afternoon. :lol:


:lol:

It's all good man, all good. Just givin ya shit. :biggrin:

Mass amounts of respect for that damn car you've got... none for you... just the car. :grinno:

So wait whats your daily driver?

HA HA HA, you wouldn;t happen to be the spanish guy that makes out with Tracy Morgan would you?

So wait whats your daily driver?
2001
http://home.comcast.net/~mrluos/Grand04.JPG


HA HA HA, you wouldn;t happen to be the spanish guy that makes out with Tracy Morgan would you?
:rofl: No.

i dont know, i think a few stickers and a bigger wing and that grand am, might be able to take the trans am.

:spit:










That's it - I'm banning the next person that makes me spit lunch onto my monitor...:angryfire












:icon16:

That's it - I'm banning the next person that makes me spit lunch onto my monitor...:angryfire
Spit != Vaseline

Spit != Vaseline


LOL



:banhim:




You're lucky I'm done eating, punk.

The name of this thread should be "Lube one up..."

But I had to lube 8 up.

:owned:

Good race :thumbsup:



You should have your owned smilies privelages taken away NOW! You said it like 3 times in this one thread didn't you?

You should have your owned smilies privelages taken away NOW! You said it like 3 times in this one thread didn't you?

...Nooooooo.... :D :naughty: