Something good from MySpace
Damien
09-22-2005, 11:10 AM
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
( A.) One of his fingers is clean.
(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
( A.) One of his fingers is clean.
(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
Schister66
09-22-2005, 11:14 AM
:lol2: :lol2: I like the Goodyear one! :lol2: :lol2:
CivRacer95
09-22-2005, 11:30 AM
:rofl:
I'm making this into and email. I've got to send this one out to a few people I know. love it!
I'm making this into and email. I've got to send this one out to a few people I know. love it!
Ace$nyper
09-22-2005, 11:57 AM
booooooooo
a 68 is a sex term too its a 69 and i owe you one CHEA I still owe my GF like 50 or so now lol
a 68 is a sex term too its a 69 and i owe you one CHEA I still owe my GF like 50 or so now lol
karmacae
09-22-2005, 12:45 PM
lol
clawhammer
09-22-2005, 12:54 PM
:lol:
ThatRoundHeadedKid
09-22-2005, 12:56 PM
:rofl:
good one
good one
imtheoneandonlyD
09-22-2005, 06:29 PM
i liked the first and last ones the best. lol.
Zachp911
09-22-2005, 06:32 PM
All of them are good... :lol:
Ridenour
09-22-2005, 06:34 PM
:rofl: those are awesome
tonioseven
09-22-2005, 07:11 PM
:rofl:
I'm making this into and email. I've got to send this one out to a few people I know. love it!
Same here!! Great find!! :iceslolan :sunglasse
I'm making this into and email. I've got to send this one out to a few people I know. love it!
Same here!! Great find!! :iceslolan :sunglasse
Whumbachumba
09-22-2005, 07:15 PM
Make it into a chain mail letter with some bullshit at the end about how they'll die in 3 days if they don't send it out to atleast 10 people within one hour.
jcz1987
09-22-2005, 07:28 PM
LOL the last one had me laughing for a while! :lol:
TexasF355F1
09-22-2005, 07:52 PM
:rofl: :lol2:
Those are great!
Those are great!
Rally Sport
09-22-2005, 10:15 PM
Pretty funny stuff :lol:
travis712
09-22-2005, 10:26 PM
( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Haha, funniest one IMO.
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Haha, funniest one IMO.
jcsaleen
09-22-2005, 10:55 PM
( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
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( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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