Ahem...

Speeding ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, " I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterdayyou take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
:uhoh:




Knitting

A highway patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car on the highway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheelwas knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper rolled down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!!"
:disappoin

They're back...:loser:

Ow....

:lol:Well I thought they were funny and true. :evillol:

TS out

They're back...:loser:

:iagree: :lol:

ahh dam those are goood ones

:lol2:

:lol: :disappoin :lol:

I actually know some girls like that.

Tonio Tonio Tonio........ :lol:

Haha, and everythings ok again. Something was missing without the horrible jokes haha.

Damn....

http://exotixboard.com/images/smiles/s-minigun.gif(Joke)http://exotixboard.com/images/smiles/fsniper.gif

hahaha....

Shoot me. :banghead:

Shoot me. :banghead:

Shoot him! He keeps bringing em to us!

A History teacher was telling his class about the Civil War. He explained about slavery and then talked about his trip to South Carolina where he saw the slave stocks where they brought the slaves in from Africa. A blonde in the back said, "do they still use those?"

A customer walks into Subway and goes to the cashier, giving her $2 bills. The blonde cashier says, "hey what do I look like to you!?! Take your Monopoly money and get out of here!!!"

What's so funny about these jokes? Well they actuallyed happened :disappoin

I laughed at 'em tonio, muscletang thats sad if that really happened :eek7:

Thanks guys. :)

Damn Im drunk on a dozen Kokannee's and I finally laughed at a few blondfe jokes, everythings a gfirst in this world

I laughed at 'em tonio, muscletang thats sad if that really happened :eek7:
the sad thing is that it was muscletang

the sad thing is that it was muscletang

No but I tried to date her, thank God that didn't fall through.

Anyway, this chick's car also broke down and this little old lady pulled over and asked, "you want a ride?" Well this girl starting crying and screaming saying, "you're a stranger! you're a stranger!" She then started running down the road.

There's this other girl to, one night she had a hand full of her hair. Everybody asked what happened and she had a hole punch. She said it'd look cool if she punched holes in her hair but it just kept falling out :disappoin

oh.. my.. god..

did you at least hit it?

tell her it would make her cool if she had sex with you. And smarter.

oh.. my.. god..

did you at least hit it?

tell her it would make her cool if she had sex with you. And smarter.

That's actually another story but I can't post it on here.

post the edited version.... e.g... he inserted his pencil into the pencil sharpener.... the blonde, pencil sharpener... lmao

lmao, the hair part is one of the smartest things I ever heard(obvious sarcasm). Im gonna vote before you post and say you hit it?

The chick with the hair is more known through a friend and I really don't know her much.

The other chick...if you really want to know anything then PM and I might consider it.

u didnt hit it.

Kinda hit it?

..it could happen.