my humor attempt
Ace$nyper
09-18-2005, 12:59 PM
A guy was driving a Yugo on the interstate when it broke down. A short while later, a Porsche stopped and the driver offered to give the Yugo a tow. "If I go too fast," said the Porsche driver, "honk your horn."
So the Porsche set off with the Yugo in tow. A few miles down the road, a Corvette pulled alongside the Porsche. The Corvette driver called out, "I bet I can outrace you with that thing in tow behind you."
The Porsche driver was up for the challenge and the two cars sped off side by side down the highway.
Two State Troopers watched in disbelief as the cars flew by. "Did you see that Porsche and Corvette racing neck and neck?" said one. The other said, "Yeah. And what about that little Yugo flying behind them, honking his horn, trying to pass!"
So the Porsche set off with the Yugo in tow. A few miles down the road, a Corvette pulled alongside the Porsche. The Corvette driver called out, "I bet I can outrace you with that thing in tow behind you."
The Porsche driver was up for the challenge and the two cars sped off side by side down the highway.
Two State Troopers watched in disbelief as the cars flew by. "Did you see that Porsche and Corvette racing neck and neck?" said one. The other said, "Yeah. And what about that little Yugo flying behind them, honking his horn, trying to pass!"
2.2 Straight six
09-18-2005, 01:14 PM
ha ha.....nice, that was good ! maybe it should go in the "car jokes" forum too ?
Partizan
09-18-2005, 02:05 PM
Haha good joke, it's even funnier to me having have driven countless Yugos (I'm from Yugoslavia haha).
clawhammer
09-18-2005, 02:39 PM
:lol:
Rally Sport
09-18-2005, 03:22 PM
Pretty funny
balls_to_the_wall
09-18-2005, 03:23 PM
:rofl:
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