The Old Iroc Idiot

I just heard it yesterday. 87 IROC.....Metallic Blue.....why me?

Iroc-Idiot Mp3 (http://www.iroc-zpostforum.com/iroc_idiot.mp3)

I dont get it?

I just heard it yesterday. 87 IROC.....Metallic Blue.....why me?

Ming explaining?

I posted the link above now

30 min, Thats long

Maybe for 56K users.. it took less than a min for me.

EDIT- Nevermind

lol Long
lol

I heard the year and I said, okay. I heard the color and I said...that's not fair and I banged my head on the desk. On another note, I was in chem today and this girl I was working with found a penny, guess what year it was. she had already thrown it into the flask so I had to hold it above my head to figure out the year. Why do coincidences follow me around? Anyway if you haven't heard it, listen well.

Hm.. can you try summing it up for us because I dont feel like listening to it all the way..

sure, the Iroc guy is a total moron and it's funny to listen to him say stuff. "I wax and wash my car everyday and Cop's police radar don't work on shiny and sweet cars" listen on your own time!

I'M A REGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......NOW IF COULD JUST POST ABOUT CAR MODS!!!!!!

sure, the Iroc guy is a total moron and it's funny to listen to him say stuff. "I wax and wash my car everyday and Cop's police radar don't work on shiny and sweet cars" listen on your own time!

I'M A REGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......NOW IF COULD JUST POST ABOUT CAR MODS!!!!!!

Yeah it's kinda funny.. "Because do you know about the B-2 bomber? Yeah I bet they wax that thing daily.. and cop radars dont work that good on sweet, shiny ride."

I decided to post it again just incase anyone wanted to hear it again lol. but yeah I have the same damn car as the guy.

I dont get why this guy is trying to BS his way through this, it's funny though im only like 15 minutes into it.

Should I give away the secret? Youd didn't hear it yet?

No dude this keeps getting better and better, really. :lol:

Give it away!!!!!

I suggest everyone listen once! Phil Hendrie is a genius

Give it away!!!!! ROFL, Phil's doing the voice of the caller also, notice how you never hear them speak over eachother? He does a good job of hiding it

Ill listen to it later tonight.

Dude I wouldnt miss it.. it's hilarious!

I got tinted windows on my Camaro.. it reflects the radar of a cop.. also neon around my liscense plate so it distracts the radar.. ALSO I keep it waxed and shiny everyday so the radar bounces off of it and my IROC is made out of titanium steel so it bounces off!

I got tinted windows on my Camaro.. it reflects the radar of a cop.. also neon around my liscense plate so it distracts the radar.. ALSO I keep it waxed and shiny everyday so the radar bounces off of it and my IROC is made out of titanium steel so it bounces off!

lol don't give it all away

Oh my gosh, is he actually serious?

lol don't give it all away

Are you sure he's doing both voices? I find that very hard to believe.

Oh my gosh, is he actually serious?

Dude its funny as hell.. seriously, the guy is serious he thinks he can take on any cop car, you just gotta listen. ALSO they do speak over each other

Wow

Dude its funny as hell.. seriously, the guy is serious he thinks he can take on any cop car, you just gotta listen. ALSO they do speak over each other

I dunno, they sound the same to me, but I'll listen to it again in a sec, and that'll take 30 mins :rofl:

We'll wait......lol

omg what a friggin idiot that guys was! and the best part about it he was saying stupid shit like cops cant catch him on radar because he keeps his car clean and waxed and his windows are tinted so they reflect the cops radar and and here it is he's got neon lights around his license plate that distracts the radar not to mention his stock 86 iroc that has 270 horsepower and can outrun any cop car in the country

it was great when the guy from texas called in saying he has a 99 Z28 with 352 RWHP and then the idiot asks if its even legal to have that much power and then he still figured his 270 305 ci iroc could beat this guy and they didn't have anywhere close to 270

what an idiot!

Between some of the talk there is almost no break, and one is definately in the studio, and the putz sounds like he's talking on a phone, I don't see how they could pull it off.

...crap wagons and mini-vans...no sir, i've not no not have tried to...i think the cop is jealous that his car is a crap wagon compared to mine...when my IROC comes smoking by, a lotta cops get jealous...He keeps his car clean, and if a car has a sweet sweet shine, radar bounces off...he has a lot of tats, and a box of marlboro reds he keeps on the dash...I have constitutional rights, and you can't pick on me on account I have a sweet ride...When a cop walks over to his car, he revs it to 6k to show the cop what's up...Oh ya, he's a tuff guy and his tattoo's are temporary...If you talk a talk you should walk a walk...what's that word when you telling the truth...(interviewer) credibility?

This guy is a complete idiot, he has the worst way of gettin out of tickets ever thought of, he's lucky a cop doesn't shot him, or kick him in the nuts. I think he actually believes what he is saying.
He's one of those people who are too stupid to live.

Take his camaro away and give him a Honda

No breaks but Chris stops talking and Phil yells at him to stop, coincidence? trust me, I was pissed when I heard no one was that stupid too.

Man it's true, this guy is a complete idiot.. 6K is redlining an IROC right?

Man it's true, this guy is a complete idiot.. 6K is redlining an IROC right?

that's past the redline...

I don't think my 305 has a redline, unless it's faded out lol. It is faded isn't it?

You're right man, it is 86, I feel better I get one up that year and color now!

I dont think so??? maybe

I'd check my Camaro but different engines so I wouldnt know.

I dont think so??? maybe

the stock start of the redline on third gen's wasn't above 5500

"I am aware of my constitutional rights and I am aware that you're targeting IROC Camaros" That's my new tag line, I swear XD

did anyone get to the sexual parts yet?

Man I need to start waxing, and washing my car daily so I can go about 80 MPH on the highway while getting some brains from my girl, of course my car will be weaving through traffic because I cant control the car but dont matter, the cop cant track me when its all shiny like this.

lol, gets better and better

That was good stuff, Quicksilver.

It's from 2004 lol, don't thank me, I just stumbled onto it.

"Is it sweet? Is IT SWEET?"

He wouldnt shut up! And kept saying sweet all the time.

Alright, Finished for the 4th time lol. It is definitely Phil doing the voice of Chris and he gets people to get mad at the character but be cool with Phil(ie, saves the day) But I gotta hand it to em, he's not only quick, but intelligent. How many idiots know the words constitutional rights? He's set a trend now lol. Look out, here they come :evillol:

THIS Guy is an idiot, and he lives in Cali......what a shameful person!!!!!!!!!!
Take away his car and take him out of Cali.
If I was a cop Id find him and harass him like crazy!!!!

Idiot!!!!!!!!!

This makes me want to find this guy........and do some illegal things!!!!!!!

Southbay....I live by there sort of

I'm telling you he was trying to get people mad at him and like him at the same time. The Improv that dreams are made of. and he knew about cars too

Its not serious....im still listening to it

This cant be real, he's too much of an idiot
its immpossible

If that's real, I will never go to cali. Tats and Marlboro reds :rofl:

When did smoking make you a hardass? I thought it just meant you couldn't run worth a crap.

"Once I told a cop to hold on till she finished"-I think I gotta go change my drawers.

I hope everyone enjoyed it. The endless IROC-Z persecution continues *reclaims the Z28 name* I'm out, later

I think that the guy that had the z28 is almost as dumb as IROC guy. The only thing is I think that Z28 guy is real and IROC is not.

That guy is stoned....and stupid.