Reasons why it's good to be single!!

Yes folks, it's that time again. Did some brainstorming(didn't take long:D) and got some juicy ones. Some of these, you know you enjoy the most. Others, well......you decide.:D

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

DAMN RIGHT!!! :D :smoka:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".



:D :D :D SO BLOODY TRUE !!!!

Man your on a roll, with these. Keep up the good work, its bloody funny.

Originally posted by Moppie
Man your on a roll, with these. Keep up the good work, its bloody funny.

Dont encourage him any more PLEASE:eek: :bloated:

Originally posted by primera man


Dont encourage him any more PLEASE:eek: :bloated:

But dar funny, and im boored! :p :silly2:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

?????????????????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :bloated:

What do you actually do at work? Just asking no implications or anything, keep it comin'.

Originally posted by Porsche

What do you actually do at work? Just asking no implications or anything, keep it comin'.

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