blue jerk

I don't know about all of you, but I have to drive in a bout 30 minutes of rush hour traffic twice a day for work. On Route 1, there's supposedly 70,000 cars that travel each day. So yesterday, on a particular bad day of bumper-to-bumper, I'm allllllmost to my Quakerbridge Road exit, and this idiot in a blue Nissan Z keeps swerving behind me and this other car next to me, trying to get ahead. Like, where the hell does he think he's going to go? So eventually, I get up next to the freakin dotted line to merge onto the exit ramp, and this excuse for a life darts around me, and he's lucky I was checking his position like every 5 seconds because any other human being would have hit him. No blinker, no nothin. Just zooms on past me...only to hit a line of cars running up the ramp. What an ass. I laughed all the way home. :rofl:

People like that make me wish I drove a huge old truck so I could plow them into a concrete embankment.

Last Sunday afternoon/evening I went to Autozone. There isn't a single car in the parking lot, it's a ghost town and looks like they're closed. So I pull into a spot towards the middle of the lot. I open my door, and then realize that my money is scattered around in my center counsel. So I start gathering it together and I hear a honk. I look around and see a mini-van stopped at the rear driver's side of my car. WTF? So I pull my door closed and the douche pulls up and parks right next to me. He leaves about four inches between himself and I so now I can't open my friggen door. Out of about 300 places to park, and about 50 that were closer to the store this a**hole had to park me in. So I (not so calmly) move my car and get out. I don't usually get so pissed over something so stupid but something about that situation really made my blood boil. I was tempted to have it out with the guy, but I figured I might smash his face into the back of his skull which wouldn't have been good for either of us. So I went in and let it go.

As a buddy of mine says, "some people are just too stupid to live".

minivans make my eyes bleed.

lololol i seen that happen and some1 did that to me a while ago so i parked on their side with my mirror almost touching their door so they had to get in thru the other side i was laughing soooo hardz

I would have set your car on fire. That shit pisses me off. Some guy did that to me once when I was at Columbus..and WHILE HE WAS STANDING THERE, I had to climb through the passenger side door and back out. He was so close, I could barely fit my hand between his damn truck and my Camaro. Dude didn't say a word...I should have rolled over his foot or something. What I wanted to do was peel out on his face.

thats funny i would have opened my door up hard as hell so it would have bumped the shit out his van while he was in it, my shit is getting painted after the swap so i dont care, then if he would have said something i would have riped his ass for parking that close....i love being a bastard sometimes and that would have been the best time to be one

Yeah that would have been satisfying at the time, but later on when you have this big ass scratch on your car, you'd be crying...lol

damn i hate stupid people

heres your sign

heres your sign

THATS FUNNY RIGHT THERE I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.

I dont see any sign..? I hate people like that though, act like they're trying to go somewhere/be someplace but it is funny when they have an outcome like what happend to the guy in the blue Z