War of the Pictures (56k death)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Schister66/Total_Gym_1700_Club_Strength_Traine.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Schister66/chucknorris.jpg

Total Gym 1000 + Chuck Norris> Bowflex

Gastric bypass surgery>any exercise machine, at least for those of us who are too lazy to work out....

Sorry no picture, its kinda gross....

Jenny & Craig > Surgery
http://www.yarwood.com.au/mg2004/photos/index01.jpg (http://www.gaydar.com.au/jenny.and.craig)

And I was kinda hoping someone would have come up with richard simmons first

Richard Simmons > Jenny & Craig... (That better?)

http://www.rugbyfootball.com/gallery1/richard_simmons_5.jpg

http://www.10ktruth.com/the_races/images/Boston-Finishx480.jpg

marathon > richard simmons

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/671/logomillesime.jpg
Triathlon> marathon

http://www.roadcycling.com/events/tdf2004/tour_de_france_map_2004.jpg

Tour De France> Triathlon

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3633/Lance_Armstrong_156706k.jpghttp://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6859/lance_armstrong42.jpg
Lance Armstrong> Tour De France

http://members.tripod.com/deezleboy/mirra8.jpg

Dave Mirra > Lance Armstrong

Tony Hawk > Dave Mirra
http://www.pedaids.org/images/events/atfh_2002/atfh_hawk_02.jpg

Jack ass loop > Tony Hawk

http://httpd.chello.nl/~i.bos1/jackass/images/se02ep03-04.jpg

Jack ass loop > Tony Hawk

http://httpd.chello.nl/~i.bos1/jackass/images/se02ep03-04.jpg

:lol2: That was a funny episode

Rollercoaster>Jackass Loop
http://rollercoaster.dreamhost.com/parks/archives/IOA17-thumb.jpg

bungee jumping > than roller coaster

http://www.psw-leisure.co.uk/images/bungee.jpg

http://www.csmate.colostate.edu/cltw/cohortpages/viney/scissors.JPG

Scissors>Bungee cord

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YVH1hwSGIHQJ:www.astro.umd.edu/%7Emiller/Gallery/earth/lava.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.astro.umd.edu/%7Emiller/Gallery/earth/lava.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.astro.umd.edu/%7Emiller/Gallery/earth/&h=370&w=555&sz=42&tbnid=YVH1hwSGIHQJ:&tbnh=87&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlava%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D&oi=imagesr&start=3)
molten lava > sissors

http://www.kokk.no/Nyheter_5/COSMOPOLITAN.gif

Cosmopolitan > moltan lava

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3784/Star-Martini.jpg
Extra strong tropical Martini> Cosmopolitan

http://beerliquors.com/images/spirits/vox.jpg (http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?randalls+8rF5ya+rws18872.html)









Vox vodka > Extra strong tropical Martini

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/6115/everclear1.jpg
Everclear> Vox

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3162/passedout1hu.gif (http://imageshack.us)

passed out>everclear

http://www.genuserve.com/pot-leaf-big.jpg







smoking weed>passing out with your face in the shitter.

Hacksaw>handcuffs
http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/VA500.JPG

http://tinypic.com/dx1lhi.jpg
mohawk> hacksaw

Mullet>Mohawk
http://www.wwqq101.com/Zack%20Mullet.jpg

rainbow hair> Mullethttp://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/george-clinton-mugshot.jpg

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1998/images/maryshair.jpg

Mary style > rainbow hair

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/1.jpg
fugly > marry hair

http://www.photodump.com/direct/chrismca/ChrisSpikessmall.jpg

chris/2.2 style>mary style

EDIT: :frown: - me too slow if photodump woulda accepted the pic when i wanted i would'a been first..

http://www.spotlitemagic.com/spotlitemagic/images/itemslarge/HIAFRO.jpg

Afro > than Chris/2.2 styling

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7168/cover_foxy_brown.gif
Pam Grier :naughty: :evillol: :smokin: > afro

Hallie berry > Pam Grier
http://www.mamiya.com/assets/avenaim/02_Halle_Berry.jpg

Lawn mower > Hair Clippers
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001AU2P2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.hubbo.com/images/2002-vacation/julie-on-Honda-riding-mower.jpg

fatty on riding mower > riding mower

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3418/mewearingmyhardhat4zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Me with saw>mower

http://www.pyramidgranite.com/big-saw-for-1st-picturefina.jpg

Big ass friggin saw> You with saw..

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/4035/v8chainsaw0mj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

v8 chainsaw> big ass saw
(kinda iffy, but a v8 chainsaw...god damn)

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/4035/v8chainsaw0mj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

v8 chainsaw> big ass saw
(kinda iffy, but a v8 chainsaw...god damn)

I honestly dont think that beats the big ass saw I posted because its smaller.. but alright.

I don't think any saw can beat the one you posted man, but how would you like to hold a running small block that is sawing through wood like a mofo?

Well that isnt the point of whats cooler, its what beats what.. if I were you I would've posted like power loss or something.

Probably should have, but to me, it is still more badass (but thats IMHO)

Ok, disregard the v8 chainsaw

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/2876/dynamite1sh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Big ass box of dynamite > Stone saw

http://www.ribbands.co.uk/images/prodimgs/C4.jpg

C4>Big ass box of dynomite..

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3580/bunkerbusterintro4rl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

bunker buster bomb > c4

http://archive.cs.uu.nl/pub/AIRCRAFT-IMAGES/B-2.jpg

B2>Bunker Buster Bomb..

Those who know their jets would agree

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/766/formidable66qx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Surface-Air missile > B2 (uhh....hate to implicate shooting down our own bomber....but...uhhh)

wow this thread has a serious problem with going in circles. someone has said surface-air missiles like eight times

lol, my bad, i havent been looking at most of the thread, i just kinda jumped in...

Ok,

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/4571/kc10refueler4mg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kc10 air refueler > b2 bomber

I dont think either a SAM or a KC refueuling plane can beat a B2.. first because its Sealth and second because the KC is a refueling plane! :lol:

Yeah the SAM has been said about 10 times though.. its very liked..

http://www.funnypop.com/images/gas-prices.jpg

Gas prices > B2 Bomber

siphoning gas>gas prices
http://image28.webshots.com/28/9/11/55/245391155omAMfi_ph.jpg

UFO beats them all
http://www.mio.uwosh.edu/~alatov95/bryce/ufo%20over%20water.jpg

UFO>>stealth or B2

http://www.shadolibrary.org/pix/shadolog.gif
S.H.A.D.O. (Supreme Headquarters of Alien Defense Organization) > UFO

Note: Old British TV show UFO (http://ufoseries.com/).

TS out

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/5074/mibmeninblack7pn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Men in Black > SHADO

http://www.shadolibrary.org/pix/shadolog.gif
S.H.A.D.O. (Supreme Headquarters of Alien Defense Organization) > UFO

Note: Old British TV show UFO (http://ufoseries.com/).

TS out

Only someone as wise as TS would know.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/1998/x-files/logo.jpg

The X-Files > than MIB