Eclipse Got Owned

I went down to CMU (central michigan university) this weekend to go drink myself blind..... I was about 5 mins away from where I was staying and some pimped out little eclipse (big ass wing... 100hp worth of stickers and a rice can) pulls out behind me and gets right up on my ass.... I was stuck behind some slow ass grandma so I just sat there... so the eclipse gets in the 2nd lane and cruises up to the light just ahead... the eclipse and grandma were sitting side by side at the light (me being behind granny) and I swore she was going to run him... but nope... the eclipse tried though rev after rev.... so the light turns green and we all take off... the granny was going pretty slow so I get behind the eclipse and eventually get past granny and pull up beside him.... now the guys lookin over at me revin actin like his cars the shit... so I just kinda give it a little gas to act like I’m game.... so we are going like 20-30mph and he just nuts it... so I step on it a little and am just cruising side by side with the guy... he still has it pinned ( could tell because his can was just a screaming) so now we are going like 35-40 maybe... I’m still looking over... and I decide ok enough playing... and I nut it.... one big roar and that eclipse looked like he was sitting still.... (I felt bad for the guy) so after a few secs I let off and just coast.... some asshole pulls out in front of me so I have to slow up.... the eclipse finally catches back up... he goes by on the right and gives the import salute (big ass rev followed by the queef from his Blow off valve...).... so to make a long story short... last night was FUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

lol

the good ol ricer fly-by...u gotta love it, i had that happen a time or 2 lmao

Dude, dont go hurting Josh's feelings like that by calling it slow. :lol:

Which model was it?

I dunno what model it was.. i dont know much about eclipses... all that i know is it looked like this one...except it was red with stickers.... even had a wing like that and i know it was turboed(because i could hear it) http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/306000-306999/306086_6_full.jpg

So 95-99 model eh.. did it have any badges on it?

I wasn't looking for badges... (it was night) but i'll ask my friend that was riding shotgun... maybe he looked...

hell yeah because that one is kitted up real good, it could be any of them looking like that. im thinking it may have been a gst or gsx but some guy could have dumped a butt load of loot into a gs or rs and added the turbo. im just glad mines didnt look like that, i kept it good looking, ill have to find the one pic i had on my pc of it

Good kill,

Lmao, Good ol' Ricer queef action.

:rofl:

*cant believe he said queef..

What else do you expect from an eclipse?

97 out (hiding from Josh and Philly)

lol

Good kill, the guy sounds like he was a douche. Judging by the mods in your sig i doubt he would have been able to keep up unless he was moderately modified.

to be honest I wasnt even planning on racing the guy or even fucking with him.... but he pretty much asked for it so I wasnt going to let him go away empty handed.....

Good kill, the guy sounds like he was a eclipse driver.

Yup, that was already established :loser: :grinno:

Yup, that was already established, but some of the greatest and coolest guys in the world drive those, just like you Josh, you're my hero... :smooch:



Why thank you, not sure about the smooch but thanks.

wdf? i cant believe the route this thread has gone.

Yeah talking about gettig off topic.... did you drink yourself blind or what????

Oh and you know what I think??? I think that some of the eclits drivers actually play a sound bite of a turbo and don't actually HAVE a turbo.

There's also a Kazoo like setup to go inside a muffler to sound turboed but wouldn't that just be....a pathetic waste? but if he was that slow..hmm(doesn't know anything) I bet he was too lazy to install a turbo anyway so GS-T stock. Couldn't have been an AWD, those can take off.

Heck yes I drank myself blind....I stayed in an apartment full of women and had a case to myself... I was in heaven........................... I could hear his blow off valve so I'm positive he had a turbo....

Heck yes I drank myself blind....I stayed in an apartment full of women and had a case to myself... I was in heaven........................... I could hear his blow off valve so I'm positive he had a turbo....

What night was that... Saturday, 8pm-ish??? :nono: That blow-off valve noise you heard was the sizzle from the lake in China where Earl's earth splitting dump finally came to rest after he ate all the birthday cakes left on the deck at my daughter's birthday party. Sum'ich had pink frosting smeared all over his face and chest, and had the most god-awful gas I've ever had the displeasure to be exposed to.:eek7: Good thing there were no terrorists around... one match and whoooof!!!! Goodbye Philadelphia. :iceslolan

Funny part is he actually had LOUD gas... there's nothing like having your "best friend" walk by, brush up against you for the old ass-scratch, and crack on off in your face that sounds like you just ate a gallon of cabbage soup, followed by a 9 course bean dinner washed down with a case of Old Mud and held it in for about 9 hours. What a prick. He's lucky he's funny and everyone's afraid of him, otherwise his skanky ass would have been pushing up daisies a long time ago.


(Someone needs to make us a fart smilee.)

He's lucky he's funny and everyone's afraid of him, otherwise his skanky ass would have been pushing up daisies a long time ago.


(Someone needs to make us a fart smilee.)

Haha you know, whats funny is I went to a party this Friday too and there was the same dog as Earl there, and I was thinking to myself "Wth, hey that looks like EARL!" but obviously it wasnt and its name was Darious or something too. But it would've been bad if it started farting.

hey rs when did u become TS lmao

hey we all should start posting like ts, that would be some funny shit....
(philly out...bringing this thread down even further)

Uh.. what? I dont get what you mean by when did I become TS.

Also no we shouldnt post like we are TS because it's pretty much old after Viper and Jeremy both did it constantly in the Banter thread.

not u the other rs lmao...and they did, damn i dont hardly ever go into the banter thread...didnt know someone did that

Oh okay.

What night was that... Saturday, 8pm-ish??? :nono: That blow-off valve noise you heard was the sizzle from the lake in China where Earl's earth splitting dump finally came to rest after he ate all the birthday cakes left on the deck at my daughter's birthday party. Sum'ich had pink frosting smeared all over his face and chest, and had the most god-awful gas I've ever had the displeasure to be exposed to.:eek7: Good thing there were no terrorists around... one match and whoooof!!!! Goodbye Philadelphia. :iceslolan

Funny part is he actually had LOUD gas... there's nothing like having your "best friend" walk by, brush up against you for the old ass-scratch, and crack on off in your face that sounds like you just ate a gallon of cabbage soup, followed by a 9 course bean dinner washed down with a case of Old Mud and held it in for about 9 hours. What a prick. He's lucky he's funny and everyone's afraid of him, otherwise his skanky ass would have been pushing up daisies a long time ago.


(Someone needs to make us a fart smilee.)

Yes, saturday night..... and wow... this thread went way horribly wrong.... btw do they make Beano for dogs?

For the record, refer to me as 97

Yes, saturday night..... and wow... this thread went way horribly wrong.... btw do they make Beano for dogs?

You know... threads seem to go to hell after I jump in on them. Hope no one notices and decides to smash me with the ban-hammer.

Anyhoo... YES they actually make beano-type stuff for dogs, BUT
A. It's too expensive for the quantity I (Earl) would need.
2. It's way too much fun when he clears a room and my wife and kids yell at him.
And Third: I would have no scapegoat!!!

in my opinion the eclipse is UGLY!!, glad to see you wasted him

alright i dont know what it is with imports lately but... tonight i was coming home from college and on the expressway some little honda with a big ass wing and neons pulls up to me and starts reving... the little shit wanted to race... but get this... i was in a chevy avalanche.... i mean wtf.... i wouldnt race the guy... i could just hear what he would be telling his friends "man i just smoked an avalanche!!!!"....its just not right...

alright i dont know what it is with imports lately but... tonight i was coming home from college and on the expressway some little honda with a big ass wing and neons pulls up to me and starts reving... the little shit wanted to race... but get this... i was in a chevy avalanche.... i mean wtf.... i wouldnt race the guy... i could just hear what he would be telling his friends "man i just smoked an avalanche!!!!"....its just not right...

WTH! You would've smoked him. :lol:

I dont know actually.. maybe? Kinda like when Xeno got owned by that Explorer

xeno own something.... ..... .... ..... not possible.... .... ... ..

^exactly, thats why he got owned by an SUV.. 'nuff said

These kinda stories make me REALLY want to get my car back on the road again.
Even fast cars will just think LS1. :icon16:

I love picking on ricers. I have had a couple try to race me that just would have been COMPLETELY toasted if I stepped on the loud pedal fully.
I like to fuck with them. Keep the car in gear, and kinda hop the front of the car. Gas it, let off, gas it, let off. All the while, staying right with them, and pulling ahead when I gas it.

Back when I had my Vette's I use to love messin with people. I would keep it in a low gear making them think I was really getting on it cause of the screaming motor at around 5k RPM's then just as they were right next to me, I would turn to them smile and shift with a nice WOT and a little tire smoke. Boy that was fun.

Eh.. I just want my Camaro back.. dont care if it has the almighty 3.1 in it or not, its just fun to drive.

You could've taken him in an avalanche man. My dad has a silverado 4.8l(smallest engine available for them) and that thing has some get up and go, believe it or not.

yeah im sure i could have... but it cuts out at 98 and i was already going 80... its one of those things that u dont even wanna fuck with but just look back at as being funny....

Had that happen to me once while driving my 97 Z71. Kid thought he was hot shit, and looked over at the light and started wailing on it. I barely got over 3500 rpm's and stayed with him, and looked over and blew him a little kissy-kissy when his lane ran out.

its a small world... guess who i saw today.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/cuda_dude/riceburn.jpg hehehe

What the hell.. you live where now? Because I saw the same guy over here about 10 minutes ago before I got home..

michigan... (im sure there are plenty of those lil fuckers)

Michigan? DAMN you on the other side of the country..

thank god......

Haha.. not funny.. i'll go over there whenever gas is 25 cents a gallon



Right...

What the hell.. you live where now? Because I saw the same guy over here about 10 minutes ago before I got home..
that car/driver is in every city in every state.

well that puts my mind at ease... since we all know there is know way in hell thats going to happen....

well that puts my mind at ease... since we all know there is know way in hell thats going to happen....

Dully noted :loser:

That car's all over the place. Just saw it today at work, i challenged it on foot, but he backed down. Said my adidas have too much torque.

That car's all over the place. Just saw it today at work, i challenged it on foot, but he backed down. Said my adidas have too much torque.

WDF! :rofl: