Getting rid of the PCV

I hate that PCV valve and I am just tired of all that crap going to the intake. I was thinking that if I plug the manifold and increase the vacuum a bit my idle should not become a problem. Thats why we have the idle air valve and o2 sensor. (Iam at 20 in right now). Well I dont want the crap to stay in the engine as well.
Options:

Breathers

The old fashion draw back tube (Just a hose that leads to the bottom of the engine)

Oh maybe some sort of air pump dumping all the crap out.
(Probably the most efficient way)

At this point I got rid of everything exept EGR.

Any ideas?

Any ideas about a pump that would suck all the gases more efficiently and keep your TB and manifold clean? (poluting the air)

A leaf blower!!!! lol no i dunno. whats wrong with a breather?