Car Chicks

Danger, warning!!

an updated picture, 2 more extra, i posted her picture last time on p12 i think...

when i went to Italy.... the beach! oh lord......
there were HOT ass topless girls, it was amazing :D

but the older ones don't shave their armpits :apuke:

Damn L-Boy you get all these pictures from ICQ? Where do you meet these girls??

So Lambo Boy, you ever...you know.. get some from any of this girls?HAHAHAHAHAHA you must, you have a lamborghini!!

I think I'll add a foxy lady for fun...

Oh man!! she is quite hot! where you get that picture from? She is not your Lady is she?

hahahah

Yes, most of the girls i posted i know them or from ICQ or MSN or etc...

I love that two Modena Meet picture......

Miss Modena sex..... blooddy lesbians

What is thier offspring like? Little Fiat engines?

Damn, this thing is still going around?:bloated:

and it will never DIE!!:devil:

Now about Mary...

Some thing about Mary!!!

hehe.... She won't fall in love with anyone if they don't have a Pumping V8!!!

when i say, pump, i mean PUMPING FAST!!

also, your Mr Johnson is gotta be Super Twin Turbo Charged with Nychos to keep up with her!!

Really, I redline at 10K rpm. How's that for you? Well her I mean, you know.

Wut, Toyota Echo? somehow manage to redline at 10K, i am impressed.... don't know about her tho!! she still loves her V8.....

It was in a philosophical sense. I can be fast. Very fast. I prefer slow though. It lasts longer even though I've never "driven" before.

:eek:

Originally posted by Porsche

It was in a philosophical sense. I can be fast. Very fast. I prefer slow though. It lasts longer even though I've never "driven" before.

how could you prefer something if you've never done it before??

:eek:
U SERIOUS?!

how old r u dude?

umm...... in that case, u have to warm the engine on once a while, just keep it turned... so that if u need to drag it, stuff like can't start the engine or no battery won't happen...

then again, i recommand Dyno Turn it are very good!

Also, no drink too much "Petrol" before you drag... just a friendly suggestion...

But i don't think Marry likes a rocky driver.... so

Ah, I've just screwed myslef over. Gan$tarr, do you "drive" fast or slow? Is it a quarter mile run or 24 Hours of Le Mans? :D

well i'm not even 17 yet... so i've only had 2 drives so far, but i got tired of the car so i had to trade it in... hehe

the biggest tip i can give you is that you gotta ummm..... prepare the engine?


holy hell, i can't do this anymore....

ya gotta lick it, to stick it... understand? :D
if not, she might not be satisfied when you're done....
that's why i always do it for awhile... then they never wanna leave you :D i'm the king

LOL gan$tarr, so you got to make sure that you have some good "oil" on your engine. Do you drive with a car cover?

Originally posted by gang$tarr
the biggest tip i can give you is that you gotta ummm..... prepare the engine?


holy hell, i can't do this anymore....

ya gotta lick it, to stick it... understand? :D
if not, she might not be satisfied when you're done....
that's why i always do it for awhile... then they never wanna leave you :D i'm the king mental picture::apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Originally posted by Porsche
Do you drive with a car cover?


of course i'm not an idiot!!

there are too many things that can damage the car



oh yeah here's the best tip i have: Stop after every minute or so and go down on her... to pace yourself, that way you're not a minute man :D
she'll go nuts

Originally posted by snowboarder927
mental picture::apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

oh, i'm sorry..... you don't like girls??

no, i'm just not to hot on the idea of you gettin it on with a girl, sorry.

:sun:
this is the most interesting thing i've heard all week!!

But we have to admit, woman is much more high maintaince than any car avalible on the market.

But then again, the size and performance of wuts under your hood is very important!!

for me, V12 performance size of my Lambo Exaust!!

hahahaha:D :D :D

hehe

any one likes a chick on the bike?

she is a very nice girl

Follow me follow me Down Down Down

Turn out the light!!

Turn out the light!!

Originally posted by snowboarder927
no, i'm just not to hot on the idea of you gettin it on with a girl, sorry.

haha, you've never even seen me! :D

Let's keep it that way! :) Any other driving tips? These sound so useful, you are my mentor. :D

those are the ones i live by..... does anybody else have any?

No, but my girlfirend teached me everything i know..oh, heres a pic:http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/babe/0921jane3.jpg

that's not your girlfriend

yeah huh!!

Originally posted by Steel
yeah huh!!

nice try :D

Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?:)

Originally posted by Steel
Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?:)

There's dreaming, and then there's what you're doing. Fantasizing!:hehe::hehe:

it's a very fine line.....and one that i dont mind crossng with THAT girl...:sun:

Screw fantising! i need s'more tips on how to drive! :D

hmmmm..... always where a car cover...

the easiest place ever to get some is at parties.... it's beyond easy, since everybody is drunk, all the girls will do anything... juss take'em up to a room and BAM you're gettin some action :D
it's not even funny how easy it is... you just need to be confident, since the guy pretty much has to do everything to get it started.... WE have to bring them upstairs, WE have to start takin their clothes off, WE have to start or ask for whatever we wanna do..... so much work, heh, girls don't make any decisions for themselves!

Another pic of my imaginary girlfriend
http://www.sarahjane.com.au/images/Gallery/244.jpg
ohh man, Australian chicks rule....i can just imagine that body with an aussie accent...
im gonna go die in bliss now

BTW, i thing gettin a girl when she's wasted is low. Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.

Originally posted by Steel
BTW, i thing gettin a girl when she's wasted is low. Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.

i said it's the easiest way, not the right way.... no dating, no nothing, just one time pussy :D
i've done it when i was drunk too.... i feel no shame, i got what i came for :D

like why do you honestly go to a party?
1. pussy
2. alcohol

that's it

Originally posted by gang$tarr


i said it's the easiest way, not the right way.... no dating, no nothing, just one time pussy :D
i've done it when i was drunk too.... i feel no shame, i got what i came for :D

like why do you honestly go to a party?
1. pussy
2. alcohol

that's it

Is this what you are going to tell your kid(s)? Well son, the key to getting some is........ :D LOL you crack me up gan$tarr.

Originally posted by Porsche
Is this what you are going to tell your kid(s)? Well son, the key to getting some is........ :D LOL you crack me up gan$tarr. God will show him... gang$tarr will have daughters!!! :lol2:

:cwn27:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahaha lol :D

i'm not gunna be a dirty old man, hehe but i'm gunna enjoy my young years while they last


like seriously though.... if you're at a party and a hot girl wants you, what would you do? "noooooo, i'm sorry, you're drunk, that's just not right" bullshit, you'd tap it

I think we might have to consider that Child Sex Abuse thing as well.........
hahahahahaha

Yeah, but when you do have daughters, you'll be sweating, because you know every trick in the book. And you know other guys do, too. You probably won't let them out of the house 'til they're thirty!!! :hehe:

no parties......... no parties...............

Everyone watched Miss Teen USA this year?

Originally posted by Silver S2000
Yeah, but when you do have daughters, you'll be sweating, because you know every trick in the book. And you know other guys do, too. You probably won't let them out of the house 'til they're thirty!!! :hehe:

yeah that would be an weird position to be in..... i'd have to try and not think about it, even though i'd know it's gunna happen. The most i could do is give a lecture on protection and to try and resist...... also tell the daughter not to be a whore. Cause no matter what i'd say she's still gunna go to a party.
Dad i'm going to sleep over at Katie's house.... then she goes to a party, i know girls that do that, you can't stop it

Originally posted by Lambo_BoY
I think we might have to consider that Child Sex Abuse thing as well.........


what?!

haha.
just kidding dude.

how old r u any way? u sound like a very experienced "driver"!

HOw many exotics did you drive, or r they exotics?

they can always slap you with rape charges afterwards. happened to a friend. If they're the least bit lightheaded, then they can say that you spiked their drinks and raped em. Im not kidding either.

Plus, i dont need any other women...im GOING to get my ex back. And im GOING to get her sweeeeet lovin' back too.;)

Originally posted by Lambo_BoY
haha.
just kidding dude.

how old r u any way? u sound like a very experienced "driver"!

HOw many exotics did you drive, or r they exotics?

heh :D i'm only 17

and i only "drive" exotics, i'm really picky with girls... if they're not the best they're not good enough for me :)

and i've only done it 3 times... first time with girlfriend of a couple months.... and then the 2 other times were at parties, i was drinkin and i got seduced :)

and the only reason i'm so good and i know all the tricks of the trade is cause i'm a faithful Maxim reader :D
plus lots of the stuff is pretty logical

the Ex factor......

Gangster i Envy you!!

Getting chicks isn't one of my stronge side....

may be need some tricks from you

teach me a bit

hah.... your main trick is pullin up in the Diablo :D

all my best tips are the ones i wrote already

but those are for if you're already with a girl..... if you're tryin to get a girl, then the best thing i've used is fake sensitivity :) try to act like you're really sensitive and feminine, works every time :devil:

Originally posted by gang$tarr


but those are for if you're already with a girl..... if you're tryin to get a girl, then the best thing i've used is fake sensitivity :) try to act like you're really sensitive and feminine, works every time :devil:

True that!:D