Ever missed your turn for a RACE?

Have you ever been on your way home, or on your way to work or to see a freind, and had an extra 10 minutes when some ricer homosexual PANDA lover happens to go RICING by tailgating a bongo van while eating perky Nana's and you think, OH HELL NO IMA BLOW THIS HOMO LIKE I WAS RICHARD SIMMONS DOING A WARM UP!

So instead of turning left, on your way home to a nice cozy computer chair to post on AF, you keep going, and follow this Kewl Kat until you finally get a chance to smoke this saturn driving, grandma escorting, grocery getter?

Um no.

I was just looking for porn:D

Originally posted by tazdev
Um no.

I was just looking for porn:D WHOA!!! i was too. what day were you supposed to race?

:):):D:D:rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :cool: :cool: :smoker: :licker: :silly2:

I have street raced a couple of times in the past, and I am not proud of it.

I am 100% against street racing, so my choice was obvious.

Be safe everyone.....Take it to the track :)

Originally posted by Towlie
Have you ever been on your way home, or on your way to work or to see a freind, and had an extra 10 minutes when some ricer homosexual PANDA lover happens to go RICING by tailgating a bongo van while eating perky Nana's and you think, OH HELL NO IMA BLOW THIS HOMO LIKE I WAS RICHARD SIMMONS DOING A WARM UP!

So instead of turning left, on your way home to a nice cozy computer chair to post on AF, you keep going, and follow this Kewl Kat until you finally get a chance to smoke this saturn driving, grandma escorting, grocery getter?

1/I'm with Hummer....street racing is for weenies.

2/You forgot to mention the sheeeeeeep.........:D :D :D

Originally posted by Towlie
Have you ever been on your way home, or on your way to work or to see a freind, and had an extra 10 minutes when some ricer homosexual PANDA lover happens to go RICING by tailgating a bongo van while eating perky Nana'sHappens to me all the time, except it's usually a PANDA that's doing the driving. :D :p

I don't actually race, but I'll play a few games here or there.

Like today, I was chillin it in our "mommy van with chromies" when this hot shot Jetta was trying to be all cool. So I rode fairly close behind him and kept on him for about a mile to make sure he knew he was NOT the shit. ;)

Oh, and I like to get off to faster starts from traffic lights, so I'll beat someone off the line that way.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Oh, and I like to get off to faster starts from traffic lights, so I'll beat someone off the line that way.

I will admit to doing this tho. I hate being behind someone at a light, and when it goes green, they sit there for 5+ seconds. I know its not a long time, but it annoys the living crap out of me. When the light goes green, im on the gas almost instantaniously.

I dont go away from every stop sign and street light squeeling my rear tires, but I do like to get going, even tho it probably doesnt help my gas milage driving my big V8 like that. :D

lol, i raced a teg' twice tonight, and burnt it twice, first time i stopped next to it at a light and took off my normal right as the light hits, and the thing starts pumping, so im like fuck that, even tho its and automatic i threw it in the low gear and mashed the gas, and it pulled up a little, and than i started pulling away, and once i got ahead i threw on the hazards just for shits and giggles, and than when i turn its a 2 lane turn, and it pulls up again, it takes the inside lane of course, and hits it before the light turns green, and so i take off and my car shifts just before i hit the railroad tracks at the end of the turn, which was what i must say pretty damn fun, and after that, the teg was toast,

im pretty sure whoever was drivin didnt know how to drive becuase the take off was pretty damn slow, i could get a better take off with a geo metro, not really, but u know, but racing is fun, but i dont ever race if its a really busy street, but i mean there are so many ppl who drive carelessly anyways it really doesnt matter how i drive, not to mention i drive like im in Nascar 24/7

but i totally despise ppl who do stupid stuff in cars, like today when pulling out of skewl some fag pulls in front from the side taking up both the left turning lane and the right turning lane, and misses 3 consecutive chances to pull out, and than 12 buses come along going about 15mph and a shit load of cars coming to so i went all the way around his ass, and scared the shit out of my freind who was an oncoming car!

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
When the light goes green, im on the gas almost instantaniously.

I used to do this, until about 5 months ago. I didn't take off immediately once, and it was a darned good thing 'cause I would've been T-boned by this elderly guy going 50 in a 40 thru a red light. Scared me so bad that now I always look both ways before I take off, ALWAYS...and I probably annoy the hell out of the guy behind me.

People around here think traffic laws don't apply to them. It's so scary. All the darned college kids (no, not you) take off before the green and run through the lights on red. To keep from going nuts, I imagine spikes coming up through the crosswalk lines on red and shredding their tires and their stupid 14" enkeis. Ha! Take that, you darned college kids.

:sigh: I wish there really were tire spikes. Nobody, and I mean nobody, would run a red twice.

Originally posted by boingo82


keep from going nuts, I imagine spikes coming up through the crosswalk lines on red and shredding their tires and their stupid 14" enkeis. Ha! Take that, you darned college kids.

:sigh: I wish there really were tire spikes. Nobody, and I mean nobody, would run a red twice.

Rofl!@! I'd pay money to see that :hehehe::cwn27: