You know you're a retard when....

You drive a 95 eclipse gs, purple with a 747 aluminum wing, cracked body kit, and you just spun a rod bearing because you just switched over to straight synthitic oil and your engine is just rolling over to 100k and you didnt have enough oil and you didnt want to mix it so you only filled it half full and now you want to convert it to a gsx in your garage over the winter with absoulty no car experence
That is a true story of a kid in my town

Using the old "a kid in my town" story. It's OK...just admit it....

lol, sorry man i drive a tsi, no need to convert it to awd
check out this site http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2048926/3 and the purple one is his, its a funny site to see and hear since he now spun a bearing

when you start a thread like this one.

I'm sorry. I know this was a pretty gay thread but i felt the urge to share with everyone what kind of stupidity i go through in this town when it comes to dsm's.

Under his parts wishlist he wants BOTH DSMLink and a SAFC-II. :rolleyes:

well, I listed both because I really want dsm link but seeing that I am only 17 I cant afford to drop $600 into it right now. I have listed a s-afc because my rents are getting me one for my birthday. Its not because I want both, and I know its pointless to have both but DSM link is going to have to wait a few years untill i have the funds for it

Ever get a chance to talk to this kid about how stupid he is for taking on a project like this if he is really this retarded?

I didn't think it was possable to have a valve cover that discusting looking.

well, I listed both because I really want dsm link but seeing that I am only 17 I cant afford to drop $600 into it right now. I have listed a s-afc because my rents are getting me one for my birthday. Its not because I want both, and I know its pointless to have both but DSM link is going to have to wait a few years untill i have the funds for it


No dude, not you. :p

I was referring to the ricer guy you posted the link for....

Would that person also happen to be the one who signed your guestbook saying: "talons were built for speed, eclipses were built for looks"? :uhoh:

I had to work on My 90 Eclipse GSX when I had no car experience. I think that kid is brave! From that point on when I took out the first bolt, I haven't been able to get myself away from the engine! I love working on it and I am no mechanic. :loser:

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:killbarne

This is what happens to those people. :iceslolan

Ever get a chance to talk to this kid about how stupid he is for taking on a project like this if he is really this retarded?
Ive talked to him several times. Every time he just says "It,s only going to take about $8k and my parents garage is empty all winter, so I can do it in there in 3 months and have it done by spring" He doesnt understand the fabrication and work that goes into it, he basically thinks that you just have to buy the parts and they are a direct bolt on. I am going to let him find out the hard way, just so he learns something.

No dude, not you. :p

I was referring to the ricer guy you posted the link for....
Gotcha, I was a bit confused there for a minute.

For sounding so god damn dumb, he doesn't have a bad looking car. He atleast works for his money, right?

just so we are clear, the purple one is his, not the white one, and its a pos and he traded his rocket straight up for it and hasnt dropped a dime in it

its missing the driverside side skirt thingy the small factory piece. it does look retarded. btw what good does an AWD GS go you? i mean for real, lets say he does it. and bam awd gs. i mean its a gs, its not turboed, so who cares. its slow!! slow awd!! time to launch!! i bet he can barly spin tire with only 1 spining. what a joke

its missing the driverside side skirt thingy the small factory piece. it does look retarded. btw what good does an AWD GS go you? i mean for real, lets say he does it. and bam awd gs. i mean its a gs, its not turboed, so who cares. its slow!! slow awd!! time to launch!! i bet he can barly spin tire with only 1 spining. what a joke

The 2.0 n/t gs/rs engine will not bolt to the gsx's awd transmission. The gst's transmission wont fit either. If he did do the swap he would have to use a 4g63 engine. Just thought Id clear that up.