You know you're a DSM'er when.....

You thumb through your haynes/chilton manuals instead of using the index or contents pages



yeah i know its an old topic but i just had this one happen

If your wife swares to accept your DSM passion in her Vows.

When 6 bolts are better than 7.

When you call your DSM your 1st or 2nd wife....

When your credit card bill is bigger than your mortgage from upgrade charges.....

When you notice a DSM instead of the half naked chick next to it....

When you notice a DSM instead of the half naked chick next to it....

ive did that before lmao

When people still ask you is that bump in your hood supose to there..

twice a week at least.

When you start thinking about crankwalk...in the middle of a chemistry final exam.

When you have dreams of what your car will sound like with a 3" turbo back exhaust and all the upgrades your wantign to put on it

When you get a credit card an go into debt just to get that friggin EBC!!! ...... :uhoh:

When you throw your whole life away to mod your POS car, just to wake up 5 years later and realize how bad you fucked yourself.

Yeah, I should have bought a house a looong time ago. Who the hell can afford half a million for a 2 bedroom toilet is beyond me... I missed the boat. Thanks DSM.

When your friends always ask "what the fuck is that ticking?" or "what is that sound like a squirrel under your hood"

you know your a DSMer when your on first name base's with the towe company.

When you rip a ricer civic a new asshole off the line :cool:

When you rip a ricer civic a new asshole off the line :cool:


nah my parent stock durango with the small motor will do that :rofl:


when you open the back and automaticly your one hand stays on the edge in case it starts falling down. even if its a regular trunk lid on somebody elses car

you know when..... you post in this thread :naughty: (twice)lol

you know your a dsm'er when you are sleeping you make driving noises. Yes my sister said I have done it before and I even shifted in my sleep.

You know you're a DSMer when:
...your car is broken more than its running.
...you fuck that "modded out" Honda maybe pushing 170hp.
...you spend more time a night on this damn website trying to learn about how it works than you do sleeping.

you know you are a dsmer when your doing 15mph through suburbia and people still tell you to slow down. Ya know that one has happend to you

yeah since when has sound equaled speed?

you know your a dsm'er when you are sleeping you make driving noises. Yes my sister said I have done it before and I even shifted in my sleep.

Actually I did that in my dreams but I was running from the cops in an R34 Skyline :rofl:


[Quote]you know you are a dsmer when your doing 15mph through suburbia and people still tell you to slow down. Ya know that one has happend to you[Quote]

Actually that happens to me in my 3g all the time. I hate people that do that

you know you are a dsmer when your doing 15mph through suburbia and people still tell you to slow down. Ya know that one has happend to you


I've had my neighbors complain when i'm going 15 on my street (25mph limit). i was like are you crazy!!!

When you would rather look at your DSMlink logs then have sex with your G/F

You know your a DSMer when your girlfriend tells you to pick between her and the car and you pick the car

I get the same thing around my neighborhood. Old guys yelling slow down when I'm doing less than the speed limit. LMAO, good one. :D

You know your a DSMer when your girlfriend tells you to pick between her and the car and you pick the car

Been there and done that

When you carry tools in your trunk. Ive been told to slow down by people on the highway and im only going 80. The other day someone gave me the finger because i went around them.

... when everytime you go to show your friends how fast your car is, something breaks, dipsticks fly out, or IC pipes blow off.

You know you're a DSMer when...

...you not only dream about the car, but you dream about what your next mod will look/act like.
(Did this one just the other nite... car was lowered!!)

...you go to work knowing that the money you make is going into your car.

...you don't let ANYONE else drive your car.

...your door handle breaks.

...your late too work because you had the car disassembled.

...you don't give civics the time of day.

...you can't fit a fat chick in the back seat.
(don't ask)

...your cup holders are virgins.

When you work at a super market bagging people's shit, then helping them out to their car like a little lost dog. THEN you have to sweep/mop the entire store just so you can get that paycheck to put towards the next mod. God I hate my job lol

EDIT: Oh ya, I forgot, my nickname at work is "turbo" haha.

You know ur a DSMer when u spend 100$ on a turbo upgrade with gains for about 40-50 hp :)

Good one ;) There is a reason we run these cars specifically after all...

...when your window rattles when rolled down

when you find yourself repeating these words about 50 times in one day... "just five more minutes honey"

when you find yourself repeating these words about 50 times in one day... "just five more minutes honey"

lol, true, i kept saying that to my G/F yesterday. when i was installing the front bumper in my GS-T,lol

My G/F knows better then to bother me. I wont talk to her for days if she pulls that shit! You need to lay those ground rules down. Like it or leave it! Going on 5 years

Get into the car using passenger side door ( I did that for 6 month ).

When you hold the hatch up because it wont stay open by itself

... when everytime you go to show your friends how fast your car is, something breaks, dipsticks fly out, or IC pipes blow off.
Truer words were never spoken

lol work on a car over sex? ummm are you gay?

When you put your questions in the RIGHT sub-forum :icon16:

Get into the car using passenger side door ( I did that for 6 month ).

I've been doing this for 2 months now and still counting....lol

hahah! As I was reading through here, this is the simultaneous conversation online with my girlfriend... just goes to show that women will never understand the bond between a man and his dsm.

me: well if you could add or change one thing about me right now what would it be... and you have to answer

her: ummm your love for your car.. you would have that love and intrest for me .. you would be as into me as you are into your car

her: but that will never happpen

her: what would you add or change about me?

me: maybe you should love my car more ;-)

That's why im single. Well, I can't keep a g/f for more than 4 weeks... but it's awesome being single.

1: you dont have to hear about them complaining about your car
2: you can still get some from your exs and/or friends, and not have to worry about the whole 'realtionship' thing.

That's how I roll

After my last girlfriend broke up with me, she informed me that one of the reasons she called it off was my car. She claimed I spent more money on it than her. She was also extremely jealous of it.

Eh...the car was always a better ride anyway... :biggrin:

You know you are a DSMer when you carry Antifreeze, oil, gear lube, brake fluid, windshield washer, ice scraper, spare slave cylinder, tools, floor jack, 4 way, and extra head light bulbs (from when I switched to EURO Light...ya never know). I have all of this stuff in my trunk cause all of this stuff I have had to use somewhere besides my dads garage, mainly at friends houses. Why not be prepared? :smokin:

After my last girlfriend broke up with me, she informed me that one of the reasons she called it off was my car. She claimed I spent more money on it than her. She was also extremely jealous of it.

Eh...the car was always a better ride anyway... :biggrin:

that one is comletely true, i spent over 1k on my rs, and let's see , i spent on my girlfriend, victoria's secret underwear(80 bucks) school dances and clubbin'(50 bucks) flowers (got them for free) lol, but good thing she likes my car and never bitches about it, our 1st anniversary is october 28th,

....EZ1286 said " i once humped my exhaust till it hurt" enough said...