Football FINALLY makes sense..........
tonioseven
08-26-2005, 10:33 AM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
:disappoin
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
:disappoin
240NIZ
08-26-2005, 10:47 AM
... :cwm27: :cwm27: :cwm27:
ec437
08-26-2005, 10:47 AM
booooooooooooooooooo! get off the stage!!!
:p
:p
Partizan
08-26-2005, 10:49 AM
lol, that wasn't so bad. I cringe a little when I see a joke with tonioseven's name next to it. haha.
-Josh-
08-26-2005, 11:29 AM
First joke of tonio's i've actually laughed out loud at! :lol2:
YogsVR4
08-26-2005, 12:16 PM
:lol: Good one Tonio!
lamehonda
08-26-2005, 12:18 PM
That was good?
jcsaleen
08-26-2005, 01:04 PM
I like it... :cwm27:
eversio11
08-26-2005, 01:08 PM
Not bad, I think it would work better as a joke in a movie or in a sketch comedy show
Muscletang
08-26-2005, 02:02 PM
Well I've hijacked all of his other joke threads so I'll do the same here.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they made there way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they made there way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
jcsaleen
08-26-2005, 02:04 PM
Wow....
twospirits
08-26-2005, 02:28 PM
:lol:
That tonio joke was very good. As for the other one I heard it before, maybe not here.
TS out
That tonio joke was very good. As for the other one I heard it before, maybe not here.
TS out
turtlecrxsi
08-26-2005, 03:13 PM
These OT jokes make my day...
clawhammer
08-26-2005, 06:42 PM
Tonio's joke was pretty good.
Partizan
08-26-2005, 10:54 PM
Tonio's joke was pretty good.
That quote is going in my sig, I want to record the fact that this was ever said.
That quote is going in my sig, I want to record the fact that this was ever said.
ec437
08-26-2005, 11:13 PM
I wasn't kidding. get off the stage.
-Josh-
08-26-2005, 11:39 PM
i am the drunkzord!!
King Of Crunk
08-26-2005, 11:51 PM
pow-pow-power rangers!!!!!
tonioseven
08-27-2005, 01:25 AM
Tonio's joke was pretty good.
:22yikes: :eek2: :wtf: :icon16:
:22yikes: :eek2: :wtf: :icon16:
ThatRoundHeadedKid
08-27-2005, 02:15 AM
To make a cheesier kick to the joke, make the title: "Football finallly Makes cents..." get it?
King Of Crunk
08-27-2005, 02:34 AM
anybody got some rope and a tree?
Rally Sport
08-27-2005, 02:38 AM
The joke was something to smirk at not laugh but smirk.
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