my birthday
RickwithaTbird
08-25-2005, 04:45 PM
So my birthday was on monday right, my 21st! Well, my sister got me a hotel room at the Hard Rock Casino... a ballin ass room with a big ass bathroom, speakers in every room, a living room, 2 tvs, a view of the pool.... anyways, we started out Sunday at like 5 pm.
Before I headed out to the pool I downed two single shot bottles of Jack, and Ketel one. (mixin my drinks, I know... who cares) At the pool bar I got myself a long island (talk about mixing drinks), went upstairs to check my phone and had a budweiser, then came back for a corona, then came back for a jagerbomb, then another jagerbomb, then somebody else bought me a drink, and thats about when I stopped remembering how much I drank. Had some more drinks, swam a little bit, rode the water slide, met some people, had some more drinks, then we happened to run into the owner of the night club my sister works at. Well... we all were kickin it for a while then at like 10 or so we all go back to the hotel room and take showers and change clothes and head out to the club.
Everybody and their brother knew who I was when I was walkin through there. I ordered a Corona, and then people started buying me shots. So I was getting trashed.... then every little bit some girl would walk up to me and take me to the back and give me a lap dance... (my sister was supporting the lap dance fever, and she picked all the best dancers, trust me) so here I am havin everyone tell me happy birthday with a new drink, gettin danced on, then at one point I almost fell on my ass tryin to back away from the bar.... I did fall back but I didn't fall "down" I kinda caught myself, but the point remains, I was fucked up. Anyways this goes on for a while, and I hear the DJ saying something about a birthday and some guy named Rick needs to report to the main stage. I was like... uh oh... somethin's goin down...
so I get to the stage and theres a chair by one of the poles. I assumed I was supposed to sit there. I was. So I did. So two girls start dancin on me, they're hot as all hell, then they pull my shirt off, and use my belt to tie my hands to the pole behind my back. They start slammin against me like they're fuckin crazy, but it was hot. Then all of a sudden I look up and theres this chick sliding down the pole head first smiling at me... I'm like, "where the fuck did she come from", haha. So she puts her ass all up in my face, then they push me on the floor and then I get fed another glass of some nasty peppermint shit, but hey.... It's all in the name of entertainment, so I chugged it like a champ. After that, the girls start pullin my pants down.... the pants... fine... the draws, no way!! So I was strugglin to keep the draws on, lol.... but I'm sure more people saw my ass crack that night than in the rest of my whole life... lmao.... well they start spankin the hell out of me, and put my belt around my neck, as they continue to yank on my draws.... anyways, eventually it was over, they let me stand up and then the DJ says I have to dance for the girls. I dance for them, and the DJ is makin fun of me for it, (I'm sure it was worth being made fun of... I was PLASTERED) then I had to climb the pole. I'm like.. "what?" The DJ said I had to do it, and me.... I would never pussy out in front of that many people... so I did what I had to do. I climbed that pole to the top, leaned back, put my legs up and slid down it. After that it was over. Some girl was walking me around by the belt on my neck, until I got back to everyone else, put my clothes on and had some more to drink.
holy shit this story is wayyyy too long.... anyways I got to feelin sick, so I had some water and a piece of pizza. I felt better. So I had more to drink. Eventually we left the club and went back to the hard rock.. I puked real quick in the bushes, then went and had a bagel. then we went to drink some more at an irish pub within the Hard Rock. I had a jagerbomb, I believe, but cant remember... and I was soooo gone. I was also exhausted cause I only had like 5 hours of sleep that morning. Well, we all went back up to the room, hung out for a while, I relaxed in the tub for a while, it was a bubble bath and it had jets, it was awesome. Eventually it was 5:30 in the morning and I was wore out. I had been drinking for 12 hours, and I layed down in bed and was getting terrorized for about an hour, cuz my friend didnt want me to go to sleep. She was jumpin on me, tickling me, and I was half dead. I think I threw her off the bed one time when she tickled me, but I don't remember it much.
Anyways, then I wake up the next morning, still fuckin drunk.... get all the shit out of the room, (thank god for bell boys) get some wrist bands, swim in the beautiful pool and chill for the rest of my birthday. it was the most memorable event ever. I had so much fun. everyone who missed it.... missed out. But everyone who was there, was cool as shit. I'm pretty sure everyone had a blast that night. And I climbed a stripper pole. In front of a full club. It was bananas. 12 hours worth of bananas. b a n a n a s.
Before I headed out to the pool I downed two single shot bottles of Jack, and Ketel one. (mixin my drinks, I know... who cares) At the pool bar I got myself a long island (talk about mixing drinks), went upstairs to check my phone and had a budweiser, then came back for a corona, then came back for a jagerbomb, then another jagerbomb, then somebody else bought me a drink, and thats about when I stopped remembering how much I drank. Had some more drinks, swam a little bit, rode the water slide, met some people, had some more drinks, then we happened to run into the owner of the night club my sister works at. Well... we all were kickin it for a while then at like 10 or so we all go back to the hotel room and take showers and change clothes and head out to the club.
Everybody and their brother knew who I was when I was walkin through there. I ordered a Corona, and then people started buying me shots. So I was getting trashed.... then every little bit some girl would walk up to me and take me to the back and give me a lap dance... (my sister was supporting the lap dance fever, and she picked all the best dancers, trust me) so here I am havin everyone tell me happy birthday with a new drink, gettin danced on, then at one point I almost fell on my ass tryin to back away from the bar.... I did fall back but I didn't fall "down" I kinda caught myself, but the point remains, I was fucked up. Anyways this goes on for a while, and I hear the DJ saying something about a birthday and some guy named Rick needs to report to the main stage. I was like... uh oh... somethin's goin down...
so I get to the stage and theres a chair by one of the poles. I assumed I was supposed to sit there. I was. So I did. So two girls start dancin on me, they're hot as all hell, then they pull my shirt off, and use my belt to tie my hands to the pole behind my back. They start slammin against me like they're fuckin crazy, but it was hot. Then all of a sudden I look up and theres this chick sliding down the pole head first smiling at me... I'm like, "where the fuck did she come from", haha. So she puts her ass all up in my face, then they push me on the floor and then I get fed another glass of some nasty peppermint shit, but hey.... It's all in the name of entertainment, so I chugged it like a champ. After that, the girls start pullin my pants down.... the pants... fine... the draws, no way!! So I was strugglin to keep the draws on, lol.... but I'm sure more people saw my ass crack that night than in the rest of my whole life... lmao.... well they start spankin the hell out of me, and put my belt around my neck, as they continue to yank on my draws.... anyways, eventually it was over, they let me stand up and then the DJ says I have to dance for the girls. I dance for them, and the DJ is makin fun of me for it, (I'm sure it was worth being made fun of... I was PLASTERED) then I had to climb the pole. I'm like.. "what?" The DJ said I had to do it, and me.... I would never pussy out in front of that many people... so I did what I had to do. I climbed that pole to the top, leaned back, put my legs up and slid down it. After that it was over. Some girl was walking me around by the belt on my neck, until I got back to everyone else, put my clothes on and had some more to drink.
holy shit this story is wayyyy too long.... anyways I got to feelin sick, so I had some water and a piece of pizza. I felt better. So I had more to drink. Eventually we left the club and went back to the hard rock.. I puked real quick in the bushes, then went and had a bagel. then we went to drink some more at an irish pub within the Hard Rock. I had a jagerbomb, I believe, but cant remember... and I was soooo gone. I was also exhausted cause I only had like 5 hours of sleep that morning. Well, we all went back up to the room, hung out for a while, I relaxed in the tub for a while, it was a bubble bath and it had jets, it was awesome. Eventually it was 5:30 in the morning and I was wore out. I had been drinking for 12 hours, and I layed down in bed and was getting terrorized for about an hour, cuz my friend didnt want me to go to sleep. She was jumpin on me, tickling me, and I was half dead. I think I threw her off the bed one time when she tickled me, but I don't remember it much.
Anyways, then I wake up the next morning, still fuckin drunk.... get all the shit out of the room, (thank god for bell boys) get some wrist bands, swim in the beautiful pool and chill for the rest of my birthday. it was the most memorable event ever. I had so much fun. everyone who missed it.... missed out. But everyone who was there, was cool as shit. I'm pretty sure everyone had a blast that night. And I climbed a stripper pole. In front of a full club. It was bananas. 12 hours worth of bananas. b a n a n a s.
tonioseven
08-25-2005, 04:48 PM
Sounds like a cool birthday to me!!:sunglasse Congrats man!!:)
karmacae
08-25-2005, 04:50 PM
omg Rick, I can see you sliding down tha pole. We need a video. Thats too funny. Happy b-day......
bayouwolf
08-25-2005, 05:08 PM
We need a video. Thats too funny.
:useless:
Congrats on a Kicka$$ birthday. I got to go to chucky-cheese once. The chicks there were'nt that hot. But I did get a really FUNKY hat.
:useless:
Congrats on a Kicka$$ birthday. I got to go to chucky-cheese once. The chicks there were'nt that hot. But I did get a really FUNKY hat.
-Josh-
08-25-2005, 05:39 PM
:cheers: :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::c heers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:
Can't wait till my 21st next may...Awesome man..just awesome...
Can't wait till my 21st next may...Awesome man..just awesome...
ThatRoundHeadedKid
08-25-2005, 05:47 PM
damint......less than 6 years to go :lol:
RickwithaTbird
08-25-2005, 10:56 PM
my sister had a camera, I dont know if she was taking many pics though. I was distracted.... the whole night. I know she took one of me giving a girl a piggy back ride while I was very very drunk. Thats the only one I remember. So theres at LEAST 1 on the way haha.
Muscletang
08-25-2005, 11:03 PM
:useless:
:1:
Get some pictures on here of your sister to. I mean if she works at the club as well...joking man
....or am I?
:1:
Get some pictures on here of your sister to. I mean if she works at the club as well...joking man
....or am I?
jon@af
08-26-2005, 01:43 AM
:1:
Get some pictures on here of your sister to. I mean if she works at the club as well...joking man
....or am I?
I'm not :grinno:
Get some pictures on here of your sister to. I mean if she works at the club as well...joking man
....or am I?
I'm not :grinno:
King Of Crunk
08-26-2005, 02:17 AM
nice b-day man....i only have a year to wait....hopefully mine is as good as yours....can't wait for the pics.....on a side note, i'm sure your b-day beats the hell out of your friends....at least you didn't have to go to the gym to get a lap dance :lol2: ..j/k
jcsaleen
08-26-2005, 02:23 AM
Happy B-lated!
CivRacer95
08-26-2005, 05:45 AM
it was the most memorable event ever
:lol: I'm very surprised considering how much you had to drink that evening...
21st Birthday in exactly one month for me!! Happy B-day Rick!
:lol: I'm very surprised considering how much you had to drink that evening...
21st Birthday in exactly one month for me!! Happy B-day Rick!
XOO8x
08-26-2005, 05:55 AM
sounds like a hell of a time
turtlecrxsi
08-26-2005, 04:04 PM
Happy B-day, dude! That was one hell of an entertaining story... so much to sig :grinno: j/k... Sounds like you had a blast...
RickwithaTbird
08-28-2005, 10:15 PM
:lol: I'm very surprised considering how much you had to drink that evening...
21st Birthday in exactly one month for me!! Happy B-day Rick!
I did say it was a memorable event.... I never said I remember it all lol. A lot of it has faded, but I remember having fun. I don't know where the camera is, but hopefully pics this week.
21st Birthday in exactly one month for me!! Happy B-day Rick!
I did say it was a memorable event.... I never said I remember it all lol. A lot of it has faded, but I remember having fun. I don't know where the camera is, but hopefully pics this week.
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