How many?!

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed, and counted. "One, two, three, four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"
:eek:

lol, thats sad. Poor man is too stupid to count his own feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

always count you chickens before they hatch kids.

hah, clever joke

Wow, tonio finnaly made a funny. lol jk, this one was great.

Poor homer....

:lol:

Who are you and what have you done to tonio? lol jk. Good joke.

Who are you and what have you done to tonio? lol jk. Good joke.

Bwahahaha!... true true....




























:uhoh: seriously where is he....

lol. tonio tells a good joke and everyone still makes fun of him. lol. lose lose situation.

I'm drunk and thips joke still makes no sense to me, but w/e, Tonio's the f-ing MAN!!



AF Rulz...


I'm obnocisou....