Mustang Junkie
Simioh
08-25-2005, 02:26 PM
Hey, i found this somewhere else, but thought it was funny, people were adding on to it so give your ideas out! :D hahaha
You Might Be a Mustang Junkie if...
-Someone pulls all your sparkplug wires as a joke, and you can replace them from memory.
-Your center console contains a bottle of white shoe polish.
-You have ever considered moving to avoid emissions testing.
-You know how much your tires and wheels weigh (v6 mustang junkie only).
-You have watched the sun rise from laying on a creeper.
-As long as the water in the hose isn't frozen you can still wash your car.
-You analyze every mustang that passes you on the interstate.
-You dont trust anyone driving it other then yourself because they dont know how.
-You drive it carefully avoiding all speedbumps like they will hurt the car.
-You look at a Unique modded Stang like its a Hott girl
-Your girl/boy friend gets mad when you wash your car more than her/his
-You are on more forums sites than you remember
-You look at every cobra that goes by to see if its a fake
-You turn your head and look at any mustang that you pass, even if it's stock.
-You've almost run off the freeway while turned around looking at another mustang going the opposite direction; more then once.
-If this site (or any mustang site) is your start page
-If your boy/girl friend tells you to pick between here/him or your mustang and you pick your mustang
-Wave to anyone driving a mustang.
-1/2 or more of your monthly income goes to modifications.
-if you've made more than 10 friends because of what you drive
-Get in a fight over someone touching your car
-You buy sheets to put on your car before the cover goes on, these come from Bed, Bath and Beyond and yours for the house come from WalMart.
-If you know the phone #s to all the aftermarket Mustang parts houses but can't remember you parent's/ girlfriend's phone #s.
You Might Be a Mustang Junkie if...
-Someone pulls all your sparkplug wires as a joke, and you can replace them from memory.
-Your center console contains a bottle of white shoe polish.
-You have ever considered moving to avoid emissions testing.
-You know how much your tires and wheels weigh (v6 mustang junkie only).
-You have watched the sun rise from laying on a creeper.
-As long as the water in the hose isn't frozen you can still wash your car.
-You analyze every mustang that passes you on the interstate.
-You dont trust anyone driving it other then yourself because they dont know how.
-You drive it carefully avoiding all speedbumps like they will hurt the car.
-You look at a Unique modded Stang like its a Hott girl
-Your girl/boy friend gets mad when you wash your car more than her/his
-You are on more forums sites than you remember
-You look at every cobra that goes by to see if its a fake
-You turn your head and look at any mustang that you pass, even if it's stock.
-You've almost run off the freeway while turned around looking at another mustang going the opposite direction; more then once.
-If this site (or any mustang site) is your start page
-If your boy/girl friend tells you to pick between here/him or your mustang and you pick your mustang
-Wave to anyone driving a mustang.
-1/2 or more of your monthly income goes to modifications.
-if you've made more than 10 friends because of what you drive
-Get in a fight over someone touching your car
-You buy sheets to put on your car before the cover goes on, these come from Bed, Bath and Beyond and yours for the house come from WalMart.
-If you know the phone #s to all the aftermarket Mustang parts houses but can't remember you parent's/ girlfriend's phone #s.
silverstangs
08-25-2005, 04:36 PM
damn that's so true on so many levels........
351wStang
08-25-2005, 06:11 PM
well...you caught me.
Guilty!
Guilty!
TheStang00
08-25-2005, 06:16 PM
damn that's so true on so many levels........
:werd:
:werd:
Simioh
08-25-2005, 07:14 PM
Comeon!! pitch in more ideas.
-If 10 or more of the above apply to you
-If 10 or more of the above apply to you
TheStang00
08-25-2005, 07:28 PM
-you know every engine ever put in a mustang...
351wStang
08-25-2005, 09:39 PM
-You annoy everyone around you by telling them the year and some factory stats/options on every mustang you see?
StangNut86
08-25-2005, 10:58 PM
you talk about your mustang to everybody you meet who has a car with an engine they would have put in a mustang.
guilty of that one at work =)
guilty of that one at work =)
supervisor1886
08-26-2005, 04:36 AM
I hate Ford
xVANx
08-26-2005, 03:00 PM
I hate Ford
and Ford hates you
and Ford hates you
save_me_jebus
09-15-2005, 02:37 PM
- If you think about your mustang more than getting laid.
- If your mustang is in the body shop getting painted and you wake up sweating from having a nightmare about not being able to drive it.
Both of which is true right now hahha. Also i told all of my friends that when it comes out of the body shop that if any of them even leaves a finger print on the car i will hurt them. I get it back on tuesday!!!! Impulse Blue *droooooool*
- If your mustang is in the body shop getting painted and you wake up sweating from having a nightmare about not being able to drive it.
Both of which is true right now hahha. Also i told all of my friends that when it comes out of the body shop that if any of them even leaves a finger print on the car i will hurt them. I get it back on tuesday!!!! Impulse Blue *droooooool*
Simioh
09-15-2005, 02:45 PM
- If you think about your mustang more than getting laid.
- If your mustang is in the body shop getting painted and you wake up sweating from having a nightmare about not being able to drive it.
Both of which is true right now hahha. Also i told all of my friends that when it comes out of the body shop that if any of them even leaves a finger print on the car i will hurt them. I get it back on tuesday!!!! Impulse Blue *droooooool*
congrats on ur car, sadlly i totaled mine last saturdar i guess u could say
-If u cry when u see ur wreked stang :'(
- If your mustang is in the body shop getting painted and you wake up sweating from having a nightmare about not being able to drive it.
Both of which is true right now hahha. Also i told all of my friends that when it comes out of the body shop that if any of them even leaves a finger print on the car i will hurt them. I get it back on tuesday!!!! Impulse Blue *droooooool*
congrats on ur car, sadlly i totaled mine last saturdar i guess u could say
-If u cry when u see ur wreked stang :'(
flip888
09-15-2005, 08:47 PM
-if your radio doesnt have a volume level high enough for you to hear it over your exhaust.
This one doesnt apply to all mustangs but definently mine.
This one doesnt apply to all mustangs but definently mine.
fordtrucksonly
09-15-2005, 10:52 PM
-If you dont listen to the radio because the exhaust is music to your ears.
Many of those above im guilty of... :-D
Many of those above im guilty of... :-D
nme88foxbody
09-17-2005, 01:32 PM
congrats on ur car, sadlly i totaled mine last saturdar i guess u could say
-If u cry when u see ur wreked stang :'(
o man im really sorry to hear that, my condolences to u and your mustang...moment of silence.........have a better day,:(
-If u cry when u see ur wreked stang :'(
o man im really sorry to hear that, my condolences to u and your mustang...moment of silence.........have a better day,:(
ledi
09-18-2005, 02:05 AM
you would rather sweat than putting a.c because it makes the engine look bad.
eillob
09-18-2005, 11:43 PM
You have a credit card thats strickly dedicated to your mustang.
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