funny ad

so I pulled this from a personal ad I saw on craigslist. (No I wasn't looking for love you morons, it was merely for entertainment :p)

"I'm looking for a cop, a fire fighter or an Irishman because I like the brave types who live life doing meaningful things for society and aren't afraid to die in the pursuit of a meaningful life mission.

If you're a control-freak, the stalker type or an alcoholic, do not respond to this ad."

Now, I can see how cops and firefighters fit what she wants, but irishmen? What the hell? Thats like, the opposite of what she wants. All they do is drink all day. And she also said she doesn't want an alcoholic! I'm confused!!! :lol2:

I haven't looked at this Craiglist. I will have to go get a funny one to share.

First one I looked at:

"I am an Asian female who prefers white guys"

She better be pretty fucking hot if she's demanding that her man be willing to die. Looks like we already found our control freak :rolleyes:

I just think its hilarious that she threw irishmen in with the other 2. WTF??? :rofl:

Because we fucking rule!!! :sunglasse

Because we fucking rule!!! :sunglasse

lol, there is no way you're irish.

1. You don't have red hair. (or maybe i've only seen b&w pics of you...)
2. your not red hair isn't curly.
3. you're not an honorary midget.
4. you don't grow potatoes.
5. your not pasty enough.

AND THE SMOKING GUN:

6. You don't piss post enough.



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lol, there is no way you're irish.

1. You don't have red hair. (or maybe i've only seen b&w pics of you...)
2. your not red hair isn't curly.
3. you're not an honorary midget.
4. you don't grow potatoes.
5. your not pasty enough.

AND THE SMOKING GUN:

6. You don't piss post enough.



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Shiiiiiiiit bitch. I'm the Colin Farrell type Irishman. Good-looking stud who bangs all the ladies and makes you non-Irish, light-weight drinkin bastards jealous. :thefinger

Shiiiiiiiit bitch. I'm the Colin Farrell type Irishman. Good-looking stud who bangs all the ladies and makes you non-Irish, light-weight drinkin bastards jealous. :thefinger

Yeah, well I gots viking blood in me. Which means I get to kick your lily ass ya drunk
:iceslolan

WHOA barely mistyping it made me go into the TOTALLY wrong website..

Remember people when typing craigslist to type the s after the g, if not, going straight into a porn site. :lol:

wow now I've seen it all love on craigslist lmao... Whats next ebay prostitution!

you think YOU'RE an alcoholic?

i'm half irish, half russian.

you do the math. i'm too drunk.

you think YOU'RE an alcoholic?

i'm half irish, half russian.

you do the math. i'm too drunk.


sigged. :icon16:

Because we fucking rule!!! :sunglasse
Ever since i've seen Boondock Saints (a very good movie, recommended!!!) i've been scared of irishmen....:uhoh:

Yeah, well I gots viking blood in me.

you vikings disgust me

omg I just had a flash of ec437 with a furry hat and big horns commin out tha side of his head. arhhhhh bad pictures