The worst stink EVER!

Folks,
My projest low rider Caddy has been stunk out sooooooo bad, I can't go near it, after almost a year.

Heres the story.
Early spring, last year, my good friend very graciously lets me store the Caddy in his garage.

He had racoons living in the rafters. I chase them out, seal up a hole in the wall, and close the door TIGHT, so the racoons cannot get back in. The city has 5 million garbage cans they can knock over, so its not like they will starve.

After about 10 days, his animal loving g/f (she likes the critters more than people) is angry I turfed the animals out. She OPENS the door a foot and LEAVES IT OPEN ALL SUMMER. The garage turns into a split level raccon condo - fun house. A whole family and all their racoon relatives move in.

They proceed to pee and crap all over my car for 8 months. Last November I open it up and find the car coated with a thick sticky layer of pee goo. (The car was red, its now yellow/brown) Theres poop everywhere. Pee got past the door seals and stunk up the interior.

I wash it all off, in freezing weather, (Canada, late Nov.) alternatly spraying water and chiseling ice off the car. It finally looks pretty clean.

I start it up and go for a 2 hour drive to its new home. Its Fawking cold, so I turn on the heater AND IT STINKS!!!!!. The WORST pee/crap odour is pouring out the vents!! Huge piles of crap has poured down into the vent duct in front of the windshield ands solidified into a mass. The warmth of the heat and the water from the wash has loosened up the mass and it REEKS.

I drive for 2 hours at below freezing temps with the windows open. Its either freeze or get stunk out. I have to hang my head out the window until frostbite sets in, them hold my breath and warm up by a vent.....then hang my head out the window to breathe.

Either way, I was turning blue.......................................

Whats worse....................the car's new home is in a disused pig barn. Theres 10 year old pig poop all over the floor. Well at least its under the car and not on top.

But my car still reeks, though

After about 10 days, his animal loving g/f (she likes the critters more than people) is angry I turfed the animals out. She OPENS the door a foot and LEAVES IT OPEN ALL SUMMER. The garage turns into a split level raccon condo - fun house. A whole family and all their racoon relatives move in.

what the fuck.

That is seriously screwed up. Sounds like its time for some revenge.


Anyways, take it to a detail shop, tell them you want them to get rid of the smell, and get the hell outta there before they go out and look at your car.

Damn dude.....DAMN!!!
But....:useless:

Use a cleaner that has sctive enzymes. Otherwise you'll NEVER get the smell out.

Even then, it may still be too late.

oh man would i be pissed, seriously thats really fucked up

reminds me of that one episode of seinfeld....

hahahah oh man that's so funny i almost shat my self hahah no i didn't i'm just kidding, but thats still funnt shit! (no pun intended)

Dude thats so fucked up, i'd kill so many critters infront of her face. ESPECIALLY RACOONS!

Sounds like you should get her to pay for the damage to your car! I smell a homeowner's claim!

Try using a wet/dry vac. to get the shit out of the vents then buy several boxs of Downy dryer sheets and stick the sheets everyware. In every vent, under the seats and under the dash. Good luck.

Get some "Raccoon Out". :lol:

Seriously, try some "Oust" it chemically removes odors and might work if Redneck's suggestion doesn't work.

what kind of person feels sorry for RACCOONS?!??? thats dumb. i mean, uhh... how silly!

roflmfao, look at tha bottom advertisments. Thats some funny shit. How is vaginal odor connected to racoon shit lol. There you go, buy a bunch of female products to clean that smell up. joking. There is this stuff I baught when I had ferrets to keep tha smell away, it is calleed Bio-odor i think. It will take almost any smell out. You can get it over tha net or any pet store that has ferret products. It really does work...

Sounds like a 12 Gauge shotgun sounds in pretty good order. But IMHO you should've gotten yourself a car cover, even if storing it for a month, because if you knew it was open to the elements of raccoons you should have prepared for it. But back to the coons, get a bunch of hamburger meat and mix a bunch of rat poison or something of that sort in it, and then put it in a big pile in the shelter, stupid little fuckers, I hate raccoons.

dump that chick, and find one whos not so,....Stupid shall we say.

Why didn't you offer to swap cars with her for the rest of the winter then and there?

roflmfao, look at tha bottom advertisments. Thats some funny shit. How is vaginal odor connected to racoon shit lol. There you go, buy a bunch of female products to clean that smell up.
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dump that chick, and find one whos not so,....Stupid shall we say.

umm... ok, he'll dump his friend's girlfriend. Good plan. I say he just sets bear traps with ground beef in 'em in their yard. Just make sure you don't leave any fingerprints for when neighbor's little Fifi gets freakin' chopped in half.

haha. fishy. thats so disgustingly funny.

Hire a hitman! make that bitch pay fucking hippie!

It could be much, much worse.

I'll tell you a little story since we're on the subject.


This guy was a supervisor at a plant and treated everybody below him like shit. So the people decided to treat him like shit back.

So they took one of those water cooler tanks and decided to fill it back up. They pissed the water they drank from it back into it. One guy got sick and threw up into it. For a finale some guy took a bunch of ex-lax and took a good squirt into it.

They finally went to their supervisor's apartment and droped this huge several gallon jug onto his car.

It smashed through the windshield and busted between the seats.


So even though this might piss you off, it could be a whole lot worse.

Shoot the 'coons..all of them. Put them on her doorstep in many paper bags.


PS. Lighting the bags on fire is optional :iceslolan

wow that must of stank!

lmao i feel your pain I have the smell of rotting milk in my neon right now because i was working on it and i was drinking milk and turns out i left the cup of milk in the car and spilled \it under my seat now tell me how thats going to smell in a black car that sits in 90 + degress for a couple of days

yea, i'd agree on the homeowners insurance claim, friend isn't pissed b/c cleanup costs aren't coming out of his pocket, your happy cuz of clean smelling car, and i'm happy cuz i want to be