why u shouldnt talk s**t

im at the shop today minding my own when 2 guys start talking about who could smoke. one dude is from up north and he has a low 10 sec z06, and another guy has a bad ass ws6. the z01 guy is saying how hes never lost to a f-body so after all the mouth running these 2 fools decide to line them up. now the gay part was they did it from a damn 60 roll, i wanted to see some old school from a dig race but whatever. all i need to say is this z06 got butt screwed!! i mean like 8 cars of space in between screwed. but u think thats bad right...oh no. a 96 eclipse was already sitting at the light when they pulled up and zo6 boy must have been pissed so he decides ill kill this import......wrong again!! light turned green and that eclipse pulled so hard i thought dude in the vette wasnt even trying, but he was...lol. it was sad as hell. anyways, he followed us back to the shop and the owner knows the guy in the eclipse...turns out its a 9 sec car. sick right...he had a turbo set up that was mad sick, running like 20 something psi. the car was nice as hell, but i wouldnt have thought it was that fast. z06 dude was saying he wasnt really getting on her he was just playing with them..yeah right my ass, u could tell this fool was trying to win...well catch up lol. and to make the story worse, a guy in our club with a 04 cobra said he killed him at the track a week before... see u dont talk shit to people u dont know what they are running :disappoin

damn, that's a crucial story right there.

I talk shit to my friend who thinks he could beat me with a 90s new yorker that has a cold air intake :biggrin:.
I try to respect others cars...unless they think its bad fast when it isn't.

irony at its finest



damn thats a great story...you should turn that into hotrod magazine or something its pretty damn funny...it think

this guy is now talking crap to members of my club calling them out at the track for 1000 bucks. he's saying he wasnt at full throttle and he got his set up ready and hes gonna take down all who challenge him, yo im tripping right now, hes still going lol

I've gotten smoked before by cars I was laughing at, so its very true. You just never know and being a dick either win or lose is never a endearing quality.

I'm trying to be nice to every guy i pull up to and not cocky.... if hes cocky thats his problem... i just ask about the guys car etc... win or lose you still come out not looking like a dick

see thats what im saying but this dude is on something....the tampa area is not slack at all when it comes to racing, hell even when i lived in va i heard about the street racing, and die hard track guys they have here...this guy is gonna end up pissed when its all said and done...smh.

I think the most embarrasing lose I ever had where I am sure I came off like a total dick but I was young like 17. I had a like 295 horse GT40 done up 5.0 LX Conv and there was like a rainbow colored 70's beetle and he pulled up next to me with slicks on the back, me and my friend looked over and were laughing our asses off at him then he smoked the shit out of me. Turns out he had a turbo Porsche engine swap in it.

wow john... that so explains that project you've been keeping under wraps.... i just never knew the reason for it was so deep....


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LOL, wow. Now that is ironic.

embarrasing? I got my shit handed to me by a Chevette my girlfriend was laughing at...
bastard had the exact same 350TPI in a car 1/4 the size...

^Ohh man, thats bad when they got the same HP but 1/4 the freaking weight.:rofl:

yeah you guys think thats bad... back when I was in high school people talked shit about my car when all they had was the Nike express.

yeah you guys think thats bad... back when I was in high school people talked shit about my car when all they had was the Nike express.
I hate when people do that!

Haha sucks for you, everyone thinks highly of both my cars and somehow word got around the school that I was the guy who drives a green Camaro. When people go, "hey you're the one who drives that green Camaro right?" Im all surprised because didnt think that many people would know about it.

some kid in my high school with a lowered civic hatckback, and some jersy accent i think, was talkin crap about me bein a stupid redneck, and makin a bunch of jokes about my family. i ain't takin that so i told him i'd kick his yankee ass, throw him in his caah and run them booth over, he got scared and shut up cause he knew i could do it :lol2:

back then I drove a red camaro (and still do) ...

the kids in my highschool were stupid as hell. There was kid that drove a 1.4l saturn with a "Saturn Racing" decal... boy you should have seen him go when he put all 50hp to the pavement....

Almost everyone had huge wings on their FWD cars...

im at the shop today minding my own when 2 guys start talking about who could smoke. one dude is from up north and he has a low 10 sec z06, and another guy has a bad ass ws6. the z01 guy is saying how hes never lost to a f-body so after all the mouth running these 2 fools decide to line them up. now the gay part was they did it from a damn 60 roll, i wanted to see some old school from a dig race but whatever. all i need to say is this z06 got butt screwed!! i mean like 8 cars of space in between screwed. but u think thats bad right...oh no. a 96 eclipse was already sitting at the light when they pulled up and zo6 boy must have been pissed so he decides ill kill this import......wrong again!! light turned green and that eclipse pulled so hard i thought dude in the vette wasnt even trying, but he was...lol. it was sad as hell. anyways, he followed us back to the shop and the owner knows the guy in the eclipse...turns out its a 9 sec car. sick right...he had a turbo set up that was mad sick, running like 20 something psi. the car was nice as hell, but i wouldnt have thought it was that fast. z06 dude was saying he wasnt really getting on her he was just playing with them..yeah right my ass, u could tell this fool was trying to win...well catch up lol. and to make the story worse, a guy in our club with a 04 cobra said he killed him at the track a week before... see u dont talk shit to people u dont know what they are running :disappoin

lol, need to tell the dudes that are doing your engine swap to step on it, you can go win some fast & easy money.

That guy got :owned:

That guy got :owned:

hell yea he did, by a 9 second import to

Sounds like all of us would have gotten :owned: by the import too.
That guy got what he had coming. A big ol :boink:

Saturn racing? wdf :screwy:

Rally, that's what said. Btw Goldz28, do you own a hooters or just lucky to be around them all the time?

Haha, he wanted me to make it like that for him. But honestly.. SATURN racing? Man... :disappoin

I know dude... what is this world coming too?

should just say snail racing...smh

not as funny as the neons and cavaliers around here with "Domestic Icons" on their windshields.. lol..

*maybe its just me, but a domestic icon would really be a corvette, camaro, mustang, etc.. definately not a neon or cavalier.. :2cents:

The car companys are just moving with the times and trying to tap into the import market. The ecotec motors in the cavalier's and now cobalts can actually put out the smack when done up right. A lot of those drag racing cavaliers use the stock blocks. But course they are turbo charged out the butt... And the srt-4 is a speedy little thing. With a simple waste gate upgrade those thing drop into the 13's. The cobalts have been doing well in the scca events too. I wouldnt mind owning any of those. I think they earn the right to be called domestic performance cars. But just as Kaotic said....just my 2 cents....

true.. would just make more sense if these cars were modified.. just huge wings and stickers.. not even loud, annoying exaust..

i get people talkin shit to me all the time... walked a mach 1 yesterday like a little bitch... he thought i was a slow as fuck...

and i know some fast as hell saturns, although most of those "saturn racing" guys are huge posers...

^Nice.. SHOW UP THAT STANG.

sweet

Lalalal,alalalala Your All Noobles, I Would Smoke You In My 86 Jetta

Lalalal,alalalala Your All Noobles, I Would Smoke You In My 86 Jetta

your 86 jetta would catch on fire before it even hit 3rd.

your 86 jetta would catch on fire before it even hit 3rd.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!




And I absolutely agree with you Kaotic

Lalalal,alalalala Your All Noobles, I Would Smoke You In My 86 Jetta
Buck, please wait til your balls drop to post again. Thank you :icon16:

Lalalal,alalalala Your All Noobles, I Would Smoke You In My 86 Jetta

HAHA, yeah right. I raced and BEAT a NEW Jetta in my Monte Carlo, AND my Monte is one of the slowest cars in this part of the forum.



So...

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:iagree:

:rofl:

I love that pic, I mean LOOK AT THE DOG ON THE LEFT. :owned:

And i've been waiting forver to use that.

aww john you banned the lil bastard with his falling apart 86 jetta? yes his shit is falling apart, check out his last posts (its only 18 so all of his posts are on 1 page)

He is just some dumb ass kid that hasn't learned how to work his pecker yet and is just posting stupid shit, calling people dumb asses and what not. He is a waste of a good account in my opinion.

Damn.. oh well, wait how do you know how old the guy is anyways?

His profile says he is 18 but you go look at his replys to other threads and tell me if you know anyone over 13 that would get his kicks out of that type of posting,

I could however fairly easily find out where he lives and his age, considering I have his IP address and know his ISP and account number with them.

His profile says he is 18 but you go look at his replys to other threads and tell me if you know anyone over 13 that would get his kicks out of that type of posting,

I could however fairly easily find out where he lives and his age, considering I have his IP address and know his ISP and account number with them.

yea, i was just checking that, i cant believe you was the first to ban him, ppl where asking decent questions and he was callking them shit like "dumbFUCK" and telling them to burn their cars and telling ppl to just take it to the VW dealer but yet all of his problems he was asking and post whoring over where all problems that can be fixed by taking the pos to the dealer.

your 86 jetta would catch on fire before it even hit 3rd.

i retract the above statement and insert this one:


the turblance from anyone of our camaros passing you in 1st would make your car fall apart into a million lil peices.

+ your an asshole, which one of your parents took your leash off?
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added: opps i asked him a question, not like hes gonna beable to read / answer it :loser:

people around here are just here to help others or get help them selfs, and some ppl are here to just hang out or maybe do a lil research, then you got assholes like him that come in with their realy messed up attitude thinking they are hot shit becasue mommy bought them a computer, dude really needs a shorter leash.

Dont think he'd go that fast at all anyways.. I mean google an 86 Jetta.. oooooooglay.. Hate to be seen driving it. BUT I will stop here before John starts waving his ban stick around.

Dont think he'd go that fast at all anyways.. I mean google an 86 Jetta.. oooooooglay.. Hate to be seen driving it. BUT I will stop here before John starts waving his ban stick around.

i never said he was gonna be moving, anyones camaro here on AF could start out 10 busses behind him from a dig and pass him (in 1st) like he was standing still, and all the tubulance from the camaro passing him would be enough to make his car turn to rubble.

btw, i think the rules should state that if someone like hime wonders to far from his place on af to try to bash some one and then ppl look all his shit up and find out that hes a true asshole we should beable to flame/bash him and his ride (when called for (if hes driving a bad ass car you cant bash it unless its ugly) but in this kids case hes clearly only like 12 and his 'car' is falling apart so we should beable to flame/bash both.

Why should the other contributing Jetta members have to deal with your bashing/flaming there ride just cause a ass owns one. Would you be fine with other forums talking smack about f-bodys if one of our guys decided to be a dumb shit?. I think not, I know I wouldn't think it was cool.

^See.. Told you, Viper. Thats why I stopped.

Why should the other contributing Jetta members have to deal with your bashing/flaming there ride just cause a ass owns one. Would you be fine with other forums talking smack about f-bodys if one of our guys decided to be a dumb shit?. I think not, I know I wouldn't think it was cool.

no not everyones, just his, dont get me wrong, i like jettas and golfs, specially the mk4, then mk3s arent bad either, but ya know know, if you go somewhere and you talk shit about smoking someone in a bone stock 86 jetta 4 banger and most of your posts are about fixing all these problems and if your not posting to get help to fix your car you go post in someone else's thread and call them names and just posting shit that would have been better kept to him self, i mean come on, not everyone that has a jetta is going out there and being like i can smoke you, wait the bolt is coming loose on my belt tentioner, let me tighten it first.he goes to hop out and his door handle pops off and now hes stuck in his car, come on you know if he pulled up next to you, and this happened you would bash him and his car or atleast drive off pissing your pants laughing.

yes if you own a car that is falling apart like that but maybe it happens to be your favorite car and you have hopes & dreams of fixing it up and maybe someday getting it on a magizine cover, thats cool right there but while you are working on it you arent going around talking about i can smoke you.

and/or maybe you are currently going to college and or just got your license and arent trying to get something that your just gonna smack up anyway

maybe you cant afford better, saving up untill you can get the money for a better car, waiting to get that better paying job w/e the case maybe you wouldnt go around shoving your car in someone else face talking about i can smoke you

but yea, i can kinda see your point, im gonna think about that real quick.

im sure one of us has been in another forum acting a damn fool. with the likes of some of our past members it would be a shock to find out none of them has done this.

im sure one of us has been in another forum acting a damn fool. with the likes of some of our past members it would be a shock to find out none of them has done this.

thats true, but this dude was super prick, i cant believe he had to come all the way over here to get banned, that kid needs more then a banning, he needs mommy to throw him a beating.

im sure one of us has been in another forum acting a damn fool. with the likes of some of our past members it would be a shock to find out none of them has done this.

if i remember right i think someone did that in one of the rice forums and it kinda got outa hand and i think it was 89iroc&rs that went over and made a thread in their forum apoligizing personally for the prick and flaming started up again. moral - don't talk smack in any forum, more problems than it's worth

Yeah, that was lt1man that did that. He made some stupid thread in the Integra forum , asking "so who here has the biggest wang?" or some stupid shit like that.

Lalalal,alalalala Your All Noobles, I Would Smoke You In My 86 Jetta

you would have to go to the junkyard to get a new set of doors after i blew yours off

Yeah, that was lt1man that did that. He made some stupid thread in the Integra forum , asking "so who here has the biggest wang?" or some stupid shit like that.

yea and before that ls1man, his brother went into the stang forums bashing the shit out of mustangs... and after he was banned, he wouldn't leave, he kept making more and more accounts and talkin more trash...

Yeah, good old LS1man, I miss all his death threats. Boy, good times!!! :iceslolan

i sure was about to say how much i miss those giys lmao....but i will say when they werent being dicks they were both ok guys, and they loved to street race too. i heard on another board that they both had some pretty fast cars. were they banned for life?

oh yeah and i 4got about the death threats, who was he getting into it with that gave him his address to map quest so he killed put him in the hospital? that s**t was crazy, i couldnt beleave that guy put where he lived on this forum for all of us and that fool to see. i think that other guy was 4real