All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
tonioseven
08-18-2005, 08:21 PM
All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be!
Dear:
a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,
Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
a) car
b) house
c) pet
d) espresso maker
e) left arm
was severely damaged by my
a) infantile
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under-appreciated
prank.
How could I have known that the
a) car
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) rodent-driven sledge
e) zamboni
I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
a) house,
b) wife,
c) Cub Scout troop,
d) 1/16th-sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete
with torch-light,
e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,
you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
a) imagine.
b) fathom.
c) comprehend.
d) appreciate.
e) pay for.
Dear:
a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,
Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
a) car
b) house
c) pet
d) espresso maker
e) left arm
was severely damaged by my
a) infantile
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under-appreciated
prank.
How could I have known that the
a) car
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) rodent-driven sledge
e) zamboni
I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
a) house,
b) wife,
c) Cub Scout troop,
d) 1/16th-sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete
with torch-light,
e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,
you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
a) imagine.
b) fathom.
c) comprehend.
d) appreciate.
e) pay for.
Zcaithaca
08-18-2005, 08:25 PM
i give it a 6.3 out of 9.7
Hybridology
08-18-2005, 08:56 PM
2.0
RickwithaTbird
08-18-2005, 08:59 PM
I disagree.
Heres a new one.
Pick the situation
Dear
a)tonio
b)tonio
c)tonio
d)tonio
I just had to tell you that your
a)joke
b)joke
c)joke
d)joke
was absoultely freakin
a)retarded
b)retarded
c)retarded
d)retarded
everybody do this one and post your results.
Heres a new one.
Pick the situation
Dear
a)tonio
b)tonio
c)tonio
d)tonio
I just had to tell you that your
a)joke
b)joke
c)joke
d)joke
was absoultely freakin
a)retarded
b)retarded
c)retarded
d)retarded
everybody do this one and post your results.
Zcaithaca
08-18-2005, 09:07 PM
i got: Dear tonio, i just had to tell you that your joke was absolutely freakin retarded....funny because that fits my situation!!!
tonioseven
08-18-2005, 09:09 PM
I disagree.
Heres a new one.
Pick the situation
Dear
a)tonio
b)tonio
c)tonio
d)tonio
I just had to tell you that your
a)joke
b)joke
c)joke
d)joke
was absoultely freakin
a)retarded
b)retarded
c)retarded
d)retarded
everybody do this one and post your results.
:rofl: You know you loved it!! :icon16:
Heres a new one.
Pick the situation
Dear
a)tonio
b)tonio
c)tonio
d)tonio
I just had to tell you that your
a)joke
b)joke
c)joke
d)joke
was absoultely freakin
a)retarded
b)retarded
c)retarded
d)retarded
everybody do this one and post your results.
:rofl: You know you loved it!! :icon16:
lamehonda
08-18-2005, 09:16 PM
Yeah, that really was bad.
clawhammer
08-18-2005, 11:12 PM
This one wasn't bad.
escort357
08-18-2005, 11:59 PM
It wasn't that bad.
I could've used something like that once. Except it was the Assistant Police Chief. I am SO gonna print that off and keep a couple copies in my car.
I could've used something like that once. Except it was the Assistant Police Chief. I am SO gonna print that off and keep a couple copies in my car.
ec437
08-19-2005, 12:14 AM
It wasn't that bad.
I could've used something like that once. Except it was the Assistant Police Chief. I am SO gonna print that off and keep a couple copies in my car.
alright escort, story time :icon16:
I could've used something like that once. Except it was the Assistant Police Chief. I am SO gonna print that off and keep a couple copies in my car.
alright escort, story time :icon16:
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