In the Groove

A hippie saunters into an urban Bar & Grill and orders a cheeseburger.
"But make sure to make it not too well done, not too rare, but just in the groove." The waiter is a little annoyed at this, but serves him the burger.

"Waiter!" the hippie says after a little bit. "Could I get a cup of tea? Not too weak, not too strong, but just in the groove." More annoyed now, the waiter contemplates pissing in the tea, but doesn''t.

"Waiter!" the hippies says a little later. "Could I get some ice cream? Not too chocolate, not too vanilla, but just in the groove."

"Wait," said the waiter. "I have another idea. How ''bout you kiss my ass? Not too much to the right, not too much to the left, but just in the groove."
:eek:

i give it a 8.5 out of 9.7

I give it 8.5 out of 9.7
me too.

10/8.5 = 1.1764705882352941176470588235294
10/9.7 = 1.0309278350515463917525773195876

so we can conclude that:
8.5 x 1.0309278350515463917525773195876 = 8.7628865979381443298969072164948
and
9.7 x 1.0309278350515463917525773195876 = 10



So, I give it a 8.7628865979381443298969072164948 out of 10.

that took me like 45 minutes.

you are a sad, sad eMan

time well spent...

good joke

me too.

10/8.5 = 1.1764705882352941176470588235294
10/9.7 = 1.0309278350515463917525773195876

so we can conclude that:
8.5 x 1.0309278350515463917525773195876 = 8.7628865979381443298969072164948
and
9.7 x 1.0309278350515463917525773195876 = 10



So, I give it a 8.7628865979381443298969072164948 out of 10.

that took me like 45 minutes.

umm... you could have just divided 8.5 by 9.7 and multiplied that by 10.


But whatever.

umm... you could have just divided 8.5 by 9.7 and multiplied that by 10.


But whatever.
whatever.... i passed algebra 8 years ago.




I dont remember all that shit.

:grinno:
That is all

Hmm you want jokes about ass eh?

Two hillbillies were in a bar drinking beer. All of a sudden this beautiful gorgeous blonde walks in. She orders a beer as well and starts eating peanuts.

All of a sudden one of the peanuts goes down the wrong pipe and she starts choking. Her face is turning purple and everything.

Well the two hillbillies run over there and ask her, “Miss, are you choking!?”
She nods yes.
They then ask, “Do you want us to help you?”
She nods yes again.

One of the hillbillies then lifts up her skirt and pulls her panties down. He then sticks his tongue in her butt and licks all the way up her crack. This causes the woman to spit the peanut out.

Well after the whole thing one of the hillbillies goes to the other and says, “You know I thought all these years that, that hini lick maneuver was stupid until I actually saw it work.”

yeah that one is betta than the other one!

Muscletang's joke > tonioseven's joke






















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Muscletang's joke > tonioseven's joke






















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What he said.

Ok, now both of those are a keeper :)

TS is losing it I think.....lol. his jokes are getting too cheesey :icon16: