Stupid Pigeons...

Ok today i felt like a jack ass..sort of..

I'm leaving a lot, and doing like 2mph cause there are pigeons walking accross where i have to drive...like 8 of them.. I beep...BEEP AGAIN...at this point i'm 1ft away from them..

I get out my car, they are UNDER MY CAR, walking around like retards...? I had to literally get my autolock (autotheft device like the club) and bang the floor under my car for them to scurry away...

PS i drive away...THEN THEY ALL FLY AWAY.......

haha. Yeah today I almost hit one. I pulled up to my parking spot, real quick like, and I get out and a see an injured pigeon sitting under the front of my front tire. Literally half an inch from it. Woulda been bad karma if I'd pulled forward any farther :p

The title reminds of Seinfeld:

"Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?!"

We had a deal!

there was a pigeon where i was supposed to park... i rolled at about 1mph litteraly thinking it would just walk away... the next day i looked under my car, and the pigeon was smashed... wtf...

i roled over and crushed a pigeon going 1mph.. i would think that when the tire bumped it it would maybe walk away or something.. :screwy:

i dont even care anymore... run over the bastards... they dont seem to care either

there was a pigeon where i was supposed to park... i rolled at about 1mph litteraly thinking it would just walk away... the next day i looked under my car, and the pigeon was smashed... wtf...

i roled over and crushed a pigeon going 1mph.. i would think that when the tire bumped it it would maybe walk away or something.. :screwy:

i dont even care anymore... run over the bastards... they dont seem to care either

Nah I don't care about the pigeons, I care about my car! I don't blood and pigeon guts splattered all over my air dam.

Yeah, screw the damn pigeons! Run em over, they dont care.

They're suicidal.

Help a pigeon along...drive fast.

Pidgeons = winged rats

I know I always try to hit a bird with my car, it's just funny see em like try to scramble real fast out of the way. :lol:

Lol, that's messed up guys.....

The most nasty sh*t was when i ran over a tuna can, and it popped and shot tuna all in my wheel well and on my suspension components... It came off easily but my car stunk of tuna for a month..

lmao..... stupid ass birds... hahaha... that reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever saw... not on an eternal scale, but at the moment it was that hilarious... anyways, here it is,

my friend was givin me a ride to school, and we were goin down this residential street. There was a group of about 3-4 birds (pidgeons) in the street so he slowed down but not to stop; just so he wouldnt run them over. Anyways they didnt get out of the way in time. One (or more) got demolished by his engine... I know this from the huge cloud of feathers behind the truck, and then I saw one come out from under the truck, attempting to fly, missing half its feathers, and it just couldn't control itsself, it was all floppin around in the air and feathers were still falling off it and then it slammed straight into the side of a van and fell to the ground. I was laughing so hard my side almost split, but my friend was pissed. He hates hurting things, he was all bummed and mad, saying "stupid fucking birds!" That shit was HILARIOUS.... the cloud of feathers was like, the size of a minivan.

hehe. the related links are trying to sell me racing pigeons :icon16:

yeah.. and there are 200,000 stores.. i had no idea racing pigeons were so popular

lmao... racing pidgeons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!

new AND used....

I have to invest in this.

Pidgeons = winged rats:lol: I never heard them called that before.

TS out

The worst part about pidgeons is when you've parked in a car park and they're ina tree or ona fence or powerline etc. . . .
They shit all over ya car, most of the time you only leave ya car for about 10mins and ya come back and there 10 000 blobs of pidgeon shit ehhhhhh i can't stand it and its normally just after my car has hada wash! Thats what pissses me off about the bloody pidgeons

i dont even care anymore... run over the bastards... they dont seem to care either

Thats hilarious.

hahaha Quality used pidgeons. haha
they are stupid

Lol, i just realized it's PIDGEON...NOT PIGEON...

:lol2:

hahahha,jackass.

you speak of dirty flying rats... well how about this ???

i was coming home from a 4th of July fireworks display and i'm doing about 55-60 down a backroad with the radio on, just heading home... and then i look down for a second, look back up... there'ss a giant goddamn bird headed right for my windshield... so it smacks into the windshield, cracking it to a design that resembled a spiderweb... i slam on the brakes and go back and look... it was the biggest owl i've ever seen in my life... still laying there... flapping around... i kicked it off the side of the road so it didn't have to get run over anymore... let it die in peace... well since i don't carry insurance that covers damage by "act of kamikaze owl" the fucker cost me over $200 for a new windshield... i hate birds

i "accidently" ran one over yesterday

I "helped" one along a few years ago while driving down the highway. A group of them was in the left lane, when I came along they all flew off except for one with the "I'm cool" attitude, it walked out of the way. Here I am, big evil grin, aiming. It started to walk faster, I sped up. It jumped and started flapping as hard as it could, I downshifted and creamed it. Huge cloud of feathers and a wing flapping on the road. Payback for the time I left the t-tops out and the damn things crapped all over the inside of the car-- nothing on the outside of it. I hate pigeons.

Lol, omg this sh*t is starting to get banana's..

I "helped" one along a few years ago while driving down the highway. A group of them was in the left lane, when I came along they all flew off except for one with the "I'm cool" attitude, it walked out of the way. Here I am, big evil grin, aiming. It started to walk faster, I sped up. It jumped and started flapping as hard as it could, I downshifted and creamed it. Huge cloud of feathers and a wing flapping on the road. Payback for the time I left the t-tops out and the damn things crapped all over the inside of the car-- nothing on the outside of it. I hate pigeons.


sir, i salute you !


my mate was trying a top-speed run (175mph top end in FTO) an we got one through the windscreen. evil bastards.

you speak of dirty flying rats... well how about this ???

i was coming home from a 4th of July fireworks display and i'm doing about 55-60 down a backroad with the radio on, just heading home... and then i look down for a second, look back up... there'ss a giant goddamn bird headed right for my windshield... so it smacks into the windshield, cracking it to a design that resembled a spiderweb... i slam on the brakes and go back and look... it was the biggest owl i've ever seen in my life... still laying there... flapping around... i kicked it off the side of the road so it didn't have to get run over anymore... let it die in peace... well since i don't carry insurance that covers damage by "act of kamikaze owl" the fucker cost me over $200 for a new windshield... i hate birds


a few weeks ago i was woken up at like 3am by some huge bang from the window in my bedroom, i was a bit scared, im paranoid, an didnt do anything, went back to sleep. next morning i put the blinds up an found some huge mark from an owl, left marks from its wings, they have some kind of dust on thier wings, that left a perfect print.

Solaris, is there anything you DON'T bitch about?

Seriously dude, I've never known somebody bitch about as many things as you do.
Time to seek help?

The best part of the pigeon part was the state trooper on my right that was laughing his ass off...

The best part of the pigeon part was the state trooper on my right that was laughing his ass off...

who wouldn't ? everyone hates them.

a guy who lives near my mate was arrested for sittin on a rooftop in central london with an air-rifle and shooting the bastards. he's a great guy...

Freakray...i'm a very troubled man... :evillol: