A little joke

This is probably a repost because i heard it on a family video from 1990 but here goes anyway


There are two old men and all they talk about is their former sex life....for one of the men's 80th birthday the other one decides to get him a hooker....a week later on the man's birthday a someone knocks on the door. he yells: "Who is it!?" a female voice shouts back "Supersex!" and the old man yells back "Soup!"

Kind of lame, sorry.

"sigh" :thumbsdow

Tonio is going to get jealous...

"A little Joke". Sorry to say, very little.

its ok....i didnt really like it either although i thought someone else would

Eh, wasn't that good. So this thread isn't pointless though...

What's the worst part about oral sex?
The view

Truthfully, I found that joke so funny I forgot to laugh...

i found it soooo funny i remembered to laugh...but decided not to

hmmm sorry doesn't do any thing for me, some things need to stay in the past!

Um, I don't get it.

.........no comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

thats hilarious. (the second one)

I liked it, but it's not that funny.


Actually if you picture the old man as a realy old funny man in a wheel chair with oxygen....eh..nevermind...still not funny.

You weren't kidding when you said this joke was small. Oz's penis is even bigger than this joke.

You weren't kidding when you said this joke was small. Oz's penis is even bigger than this joke.

:owned:

Tonio is going to get jealous...
:lol:.

You weren't kidding when you said this joke was small. Oz's penis is even bigger than this joke.


Oz has a penis?? :eek7:

:dunno: I don't get it

.........no comment

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I'm still waiting for Oz to come in. :lol:

Pure Hilarity. Never heard the "[insert name here] has a small penis" jokes before. Definately original, and so well executed. :rolleyes:

http://www.jazz2online.com/spiffyjuice/pikz/yousuck.jpg

Pure Hilarity. Some absolute wits on here.

aww did ozzie not get the joke? :icon16:

Caught in mid-edit!

Went straight over my head, please break it down a bit more for me.


You knob.

and so well executed. :rolleyes:

http://tomservo.cc/show.aspx/lamer.gif

as was this comeback. bravo!!!
:icon16:

did oz just call someone a knob?

hehe

ec437, news for you:
You're not that good. You never have been, and you never will be.

But keep telling yourself differently.

HAHAAHAAiblHAHAHAHAAH

Ahh come on. Be a good sport oz. Geez. :rolleyes:

I am being a sport, sport.

I'm not the smart ass brain dead shitkicker know-it-all who calls people out in random threads for no reason.

Nor am I using my moderator tools as I suspect you want me to, so you can kick up a stink and whine to management till the cows come home.

K?

I am being a sport, sport.

I'm not the smart ass brain dead shitkicker know-it-all who calls people out in random threads for no reason.

Nor am I using my moderator tools as I suspect you want me to, so you can kick up a stink and whine to management till the cows come home.

K?

whats your deal man? I don't have any problem with you and I don't know why you're so pissed off. I'm sorry. I didn't know you would mind an innocent joke.

Your attitude problem.

Your attitude problem.

I wasn't aware that I had one. If you'd like to PM me and cite some specific instances with reasons why my responses were innapropriate (except for that "nothing works" thread, I was having a bad day) I'll try to correct it.

Apologies, I don't have the time to waste trawling/critiquing your posts. Why don't you do it?

Apologies, I don't have the time to waste trawling/critiquing your posts. Why don't you do it?


OK, I tried to be civil about this. I apologized, I asked you politely if you could help me correct my problem. Yet you refuse to do it. Great. Thank you oz, that is very helpful of you. Frankly, I am dissapointed. I would have expected more from someone that seems so damn concerned about what I am posting. As a mod, I thought it was your duty to keep things appropriate? Not doing a very good job at that, are we. :disappoin

1. You never tried to be civil.
2. You politely put the onus for fixing your problem onto me. Fortunately, I have many more pressing issues than the problems in your head.
3. Please let me know what was inappropriate about my actions, and we can compare notes.

1. You never tried to be civil.
2. You politely put the onus for fixing your problem onto me. Fortunately, I have many more pressing issues than the problems in your head.
3. Please let me know what was inappropriate about my actions, and we can compare notes.

1. IMO I did. Perhaps I was not perceived as such. No biggie.
2. That is because I, not being aware of my attitude problem or what it consists of, would not be a very good judge of how to correct it. Which is where you come in, as you are the one that told me I had one.
3. Personally I think you overreacted to an innocent joke. But that is my opinion.

1. Get some other opinions.
2. No, you put the onus on me to spend a significant amount of personal time going through and critiquing your posts, so you can argue with what I say again. It's simply not going to happen. Why? I couldn't give a shit how difficult you find your life.
3. Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.

Now that this thread is well and truly off the rails it is time for this conversation to continue in private, if you really think that is neccesary.

You might even get another volunteer to go and find exactly what I'm talking about.