Gayest Thing Ever!!!

Ok well since i couldnt get a picture your going to have to invision this. First picture the eclipse from fast and the furious, next picture a early 90s caviler. Now, put those two together and thats what i saw. A lime green caviler with a huge wing, body kit, vinyl graphics, black hood, lowered(probably cut the springs) with the stock steelies. :rice: It was so bad i had to share it with someone

do you have the pic? email it to me i can post it [email protected]

do you have the pic? email it to me i can post it [email protected]
Ok well since i couldnt get a picture...

I think that pretty much answers it :smile:.

Uh...I think the gayest thing I ever saw on the road was a stock 2000 shape Ford Mustang, stock, except for a dull pink paint job and altezza rear lights. The memory haunts me to this day; I've not been the same since....the horror.

well i guess in austin there is a red late model camaro v6 auto with stickers all over and a body kit and a big wing and the japanese flag bumper sticker and stock rims....I will try and post a pic of that

Theres all sorts of crazy ricer shit up here. There are TWO Escorts, one with white one black, with the same crazy body kit. Theres also a Malibu... yes a Malibu.... with one of the ricier bodykits out there. I too saw a pink Mustang! It was in Minneapolis area... not sure on the altezzas but it was bright freakin pink. Some people are crazy...

The ugliest car around my damn town is this little pos Aspire that this dumb ass kid drives. It's like a fricken 3 cylinder and he put a damn rear civic like bumper on it along with some rediculous spoiler on the trunk. He also has American Racing Company stickers all over the car and some kind of wom bomb on it that sounds rediculous. The kid has over and over again driven by me and rev the "engine" at me and practically broke his clutch trying to burn out which some times you'll hear like a little squeak and thats it sometimes only if hes on like wet pavement. Well any ways this kid thinks his nickname is awesome so someday I'll have to just beat the hell out of him physically or racing I don't care.

I don't know why I even hate the guy cause my 2nd car was a Toyota Tercel EZ and that only had 1.5L but I bought this spoiler from this kid for 40 bucks and it was in awesome shape so I didn't want it to just sit around so I threw it on the roof, looked rediculous but hey better then leaving it in the garage. :2cents:

thats nothing compared to what i saw yesterday in the pep boys parking lot. o god it was interesting. It was a POS geo storm, with a big park bench like wing and a bra, it had plastic hubcap spinners on it it had a STILLEN sticker on the front windsheild and a gt-r badge on the back bumper. it also said intimidator on the side windows, lol it was all black and rusted. o well if the owner likes it, more power to him

o well if the owner likes it, more power to him

A men brother :evillol:

But still it's fun just laughing at them, but makes me made is when they start shit... just leave me alone dude.

Uh...I think the gayest thing I ever saw on the road was a stock 2000 shape Ford Mustang, stock, except for a dull pink paint job and altezza rear lights. The memory haunts me to this day; I've not been the same since....the horror.

:eek7: I bet it was yours Shpyder :sly:

You just won't admit it :nono:

:bananasmi

John

yeah there is a gay looking RS or GS Eclipse in my town, it is orange with a blitz bodykit, with decals down the side off of fast and furious! lol and it has the stock wheels and isnt lowered and it has a HUGE a$$ wing! (flammer) and the kid claims its a turbo but i checked and its not, its always parked infront of a pizza shop ill go take pics today and show you guys how gay it is! (if someone can help me post the pics)

heh, i'll have to post all the pics i have sometime...me and a bunch of friends, one weekend went out with a bunch of ricer citations. every stupid car we seen got one :) and i took pics too. one of the best is a white malibu w/ body kit, rims, exhaust and stickers. another was a piss yellow saturn with a huge wing and rims. oh and how could i forget the ford escort with a ginormous wing, stickers, fart cannon, and chrome hub cap spinners...my goal is to get this damn 90 or 91 (don't know exactly but it's older) honda accord with blue neons on the interior and outside, smashed front end, one headlight, biggest carbon fiber wing i ever seen, exhaust, stickers, hub cap spinners, seat and belt covers, AND the two big ass strands of DUCT TAPE running from the front to the rear-end. :screwy: i guess he wanted race stripes or something. oh, and it's automatic :grinno:

A kid that goes to my school has a Taurus with 4 of those vents that have tape on the back stuck to his hood, at least 5 stickers, chrome hubcaps, green underglow, 5 neon lights inside, seat and steerwheel covers, and he used to have a huge ass aluminum spoiler, but took it off because when his subs hit it "rattled".

It's like there's a ricer club at my school there's the Taurus, an older monte carlo with underglow, a 92 or 93 Beretta with interior neons and a muffler tip that sticks out about 4 inches from his bumper. Also they all have they all have ready made sub/amp setup you can buy off eBay. They drive around with their systems "thumping". But really the music is so distorted because they got shit brands.

I have to look at this shit everyday. LOL

Bah. I live in San Diego. You can't throw a rock without hitting a piece of shit honda with a fart can on it. I've seen some of the most ridiculous things driving on the road. Haha I'm going to start carrying a camera around with me too to get some of these fools pictures.

gayest thing I've ever seen is a man in a miniskirt, red stockings, and a bright green rockettes jacket skipping down the street twirling a baton.

You can't throw a rock without hitting a piece of shit honda with a fart can on it.
:rofl: Thats one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time... you made my day.

I've seen a 2-tone pink 2g Eclipse around my town, I thought it was cool cuz a girl drives it, but then I saw the rims and I drove away quickly, lol. They were like some Giovanni wannabes that had almost no psokes but like ovals cut in them, yuk. As for rice, I've seen a few disgraceful 2nd gen's on this forum :uhoh:

Look at my pimpin eclipse. Perhaps the ugliest color ever made.

I love the stock rims too.

gayest thing I've ever seen is a man in a miniskirt, red stockings, and a bright green rockettes jacket skipping down the street twirling a baton.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've seen a BRIGHT grern 3g eclipse with NOS sticker all over the place. I asked him if it was sprayed when he pulled up next to me asking to race, and he said no. I laughed and didn't even waste my gas.

Seen a bunch of ugly ass neons like last year. Old school neons. HUGE vinyls, ugly rims, big A wings, neons, everything rice is made of... oh... and nitrous purges coming through the hood. The one guy had to waste a good 5 gallons just purging. Needless to say, the cars had to engine work done, and I haven't seen them around again. Probably blew their motor into their rice face.

There's just so much nastiness around here. Some people have called me rice, because of my underbodies. Hey, I only have em on when im racing down a street with no lights, and the cameras are rolling. Adds nice effects. I dont dive to and from work with em on. Shit, most of the time I forget they're even there.

Holy rice Batman!!! It's a wing, on top of a wing, on top of a wing! Wow!

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Holy rice Batman!!! It's a wing, on top of a wing, on top of a wing! Wow!

Didn't you know that makes triple the downforce on a car. And since it's probably a FWD it helps alot.

Unfortunately, there seems to be as many riced out 2nd gen's as there are fast 2nd gen's. Examples? Yes please :loser:

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::sigh:: :rolleyes:

Ok the worst car I ever saw. Was a civic that had dual exhaust tips (2 different types of tips if I may add) It was painted pink with hub cap spinners graphic oh geez well let put it like this. Take the graphic off the Supra from F&F. Replace the knight with bugs bunny and the sword with a gigantic carrot and there ya go. I felt embrassed to be on the street as that guy

Originally Posted by drdisque
gayest thing I've ever seen is a man in a miniskirt, red stockings, and a bright green rockettes jacket skipping down the street twirling a baton.

There is actually a guy that works where I work that wants to become a woman so that he can be a lesibian. But anyways he comes to work dress as a woman. The messed up thing is that he actually is allowed to use the women's restroom

Gayest thing I've ever seen is a sunfire with two dual-outlet exhause pipes (one on each side so four tips altogether) with stock rims, painted(HAND painted) brake calipers, red vinyl body graphic, red windshield wipers and a windshield banner that says (and this made me laugh the most) "Import Killer." This kid brought his car into the shop 4 times in (Josh fix this if it's wrong) a year and a half because he kept dropping his automatic transmission. Why do you ask? Because he would drive the piece of shit in first gear as hard as it would go and try and shift it like a manual tranny.

he kept dropping his automatic transmission...he would drive the piece of shit in first gear as hard as it would go and try and shift it like a manual tranny.


:rofl: That's just hilarious, LMAO!!

Found this site while browsing the net. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=343 Its worth checking out if you need a few good laughs. It has over 500 pics of wierd cars/accidents.

Found this site while browsing the net. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=343 Its worth checking out if you need a few good laughs. It has over 500 pics of wierd cars/accidents.

Thats the link to this forum...

Theres all sorts of crazy ricer shit up here. There are TWO Escorts, one with white one black, with the same crazy body kit. Theres also a Malibu... yes a Malibu.... with one of the ricier bodykits out there. I too saw a pink Mustang! It was in Minneapolis area... not sure on the altezzas but it was bright freakin pink. Some people are crazy...

if you seen it in the mpls are, probably it belongs to a mexican, cause everytime i go mpls, i swear to god, i see a lot of people trying to pimp out their cars like this one day i saw a a jimmy with flames all over, and then and expedition, and about 6 months ago a pontiac sunfire, with body kit and cage, with ugly ass rims, and today , i saw a civc with 17's and low profile tire, i looked at the guy and he said"let me go get my mazda and then we can race"

edit- i forgot to mention about my cousin's ford ranger, with flames all over, seat covers, and and steering wheel cover, and neon in the inside,

speaking of rice...

speaking of rice...

lol yeah......... wonder who he could be talking to??? lol APC? Vinals down the side? HUGE A$$ wing? hmmmmm??? i dont see any one who fits the description?? lol!!!

LMAO very good point

This has been said before, and I'll say it again. Yes, laughatrice.com has ALOT of disgusting rice cars. BUT, alot of the cars they call rice are just simple nice cars. Whatever...

This has been said before, and I'll say it again. Yes, laughatrice.com has ALOT of disgusting rice cars. BUT, alot of the cars they call rice are just simple nice cars. Whatever...


true, and I posted the ones that are rice, don't get me wrong I saw a few rednecks import haters posting on that site, but the ones I posted, definite ricers

Sorry I'm just venting, cause that site is alot of import hating bullsh*t

That's America for ya.

i went to go take pictures of the gay orange Eclipse in my town today, but the guy was walking out to it with his girlfriend or something and left, so i didnt get any today, but i will soon! lol it was funny b/c he took up like 3 spaces how he parked lol i guess he didnt want people it hit his rice mobile i dunno, i should go tear the vinals, body kit and wing off lol he would probably sh*t himself

i went to go take pictures of the gay orange Eclipse in my town today, but the guy was walking out to it with his girlfriend or something and left


haha nice one 007

Lmao...the other day I saw an old integra with a multi part/color paintjob. ONE aftermarket wheel in the back rear! Lol the size of the new wheel put on was bigger than the rest and the car was tilted from the back driver side up and the front wheels were slanted out. At first I thought this car had an exhaust too but after closer inpsection I noticed it just didn't have a muffler. I gotta say it was one gay car...but the kids ridding in it thought they were pretty cool. I'm suprised the car didn't have a cardboard/ductape wing too.

haha nice one 007

lol yeah i know. maybe I'll try again today! lol ;). also he was eyeing my car the whole time that i drove past lol he must have been gealous that mine is turbo and he just has an orange RICE BURNER that sounds like a weed wacker................. RICERS

There is a guy here that is trying to "recreate" the eclipse from f&F (like that has not been done a million times now) anyways the only think that is missing is the graphics on the side. I was walking into a stereo store here in Boise and he was getting ready to leave and he looked at us red lined his engine and dropped his clutch (which almost killed his car) I just started to bust out laughing at him

hey now. . . my eclipse is gay orange.. . .

I have nothing against oragne that is my favorite color. Especially the color of yours. I think it looks great.

We had an orange Eclipse here too. The guy sold it after his engine went to hell. The other day I watched cars drive by while I was in drive through (I work at McDonalds). There were two black Cavaliers with painted red vents and fart cans that came through. Theres also another 4-5 color Cavalier with a body kit and big ass wing. Then there was a goofy Grand Am with chrome plastic hub caps, a big freakin wing, and a fart can later. Just as I left there was a white neon with a body kit, fart can, and 15" aftermarket rims that had stickers plastered all over it. I wish I had MY camera!

lol i went and took some pictures of the gay orange eclipse today. can any one tell me how i put a pic on here?

you need to host it somewhere like www.photobucket.com. After you upload the picture, there should be a URL under it that has image tags attached. Image tags look like this : pictureURL.

try imageshack.us

they give you a special link to use in forums so that all you have to do it copy and paste. If you've got alot of big sized pictures, make sure to copy and paste the link for the thumbnails.

Lol, damnit I just realized I put the link to this forum instead of the one I was at. How freakin smart was that? Damnit...I will try to find that site again...

CLICK EM.......
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and these last ones are of a Mustang in my town that I got "lucky" enough to get behind to take a pic of it to show you guys! lol ALTEZZAS and a HUGE wing on an american muscle! lol! not the greatest pics b/c i was moving but hey...

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LOL!! There is an eclipse exactly like that orange one about 20 miles from where i live. From a distance i though someone had a supra like the one from f&f but when i could actually see it and i saw it was an eclipse RS i just laughed at it

yeah its pretty stupid looking! lol and did you notice how he parked?? LOL! course i probably would too b/c i would know how gay my car is and that people would probably try to bump their doors into it on purpose! lol

My big bro own a 2003 toyota celica yellow ( with big factory wing in the back ) , is he ricers ? :icon16:

If you brother has the action package celica I would not consider that a ricer even if it is yellow because that is a stock color. But the eclipse in the picture above is 1) a ricer, and 2) someone that really lacks orginality and creativity.

yeah its pretty stupid looking! lol and did you notice how he parked?? LOL! course i probably would too b/c i would know how gay my car is and that people would probably try to bump their doors into it on purpose! lol


Man if I was you, i'd park your car right next to his, just like he parked, then walk to like a cafe if its nearby and wait to see what the lil fucker does, lol. Man I saw a chick driving a semi-riced 2g after school, I so wanted to go chase her down...just to look ofcourse, lol. But shit I gotta save gas, booo....

Who the hell would want to park into 2-3 parkin spots? Thats just plain dumb and cant u get a ticket like that? Dont they show you HOW to park in the California drivers booklet? Lol.. damm i hate how low class cars like eclipse(no offense but our cars are cheap)/civic's/tegs etc.. parks like that. I mean i see NEW cars like a brand spankin new Mercedes/BMW park like that cause their afraid some1 will door-bust them but sometimes they do it just to show off their cars. I havnt parked or ever will park like that with my tc.. EVER! haha its just plain dumb.


EDIT: by the way.. in cali - well in sacramento if u were to park a car like that in a parking lot, expect to get keyed hahaha.

Man if I was you, i'd park your car right next to his, just like he parked, then walk to like a cafe if its nearby and wait to see what the lil fucker does, lol. Man I saw a chick driving a semi-riced 2g after school, I so wanted to go chase her down...just to look ofcourse, lol. But shit I gotta save gas, booo....

lol thats not a bad idea! lol i might have to do that! lol!