Who is one person you just want to knock out?

Urgh! I am freaking sick of this girl I work with. Name is Megan and she is lazy as hell! (I work at Sonic btw). She doesn't get anything done when she is told, she always goes off and BSs doing some side job that doesn't need done right now(nevermind the fact that it is usually not even her job to do at all), complains about doing dishes, and constantly asks for help for even the most mundane of tasks. The other night she was done with her pre-close side jobs about an hour early. She asked to go home, I told her yeah she's just gotta make sure everything is stocked. She tells me it's already done. I open the first reach-in fridge and it's not anywhere near full :eek7: The other three of four fridges were also empty. She then threw a fit and started crying because she couldn't get out FREAKING AN HOUR EARLY!!! Getting out right on time is even unheard of, usually if I am scheduled out at 11, I'll get out about 11:15 or so. The only other person in kitchen was a friend named Pablo who is an awesome worker. Some how he manages to BS a lot yet still get everything done. This guy has been there about 2-3 weeks(that's about 2 months less than Megan) and he's already ahead of her abilities. We're pretty good together, we just told her to get out and stop wasting time on the clock, we'll finish what she couldn't.

God I just want to deck her in the EYE!

And no, I would not feel bad about throwing a punch at her just because shes a girl... it's more like dog/man/downsydrome girl.


/rant :smile:


So who's the one person that pisses you off(and why) to the point you've thought about knocking them out?

You know who I wanna knock out? Fat Joe. I hate that fucking guy. He's so stupid. He's fat and ugly and his lyrics are stupid. Besides 50 cent he talks about fucking the most chicks. You KNOW 50 cent gets bitches, but Fat Joe? Come on. Your name is Fat Joe. How stupid is that? Or Joe Crack.

Then he says some shit like "take your clothes off, show me what you're workin with".... What I wanna know is how that's any different from what any lame ass guy at a bar could say. I mean, really, where's the game? That's just pathetic pleading.

And on top of that, the motherfucker is puerto rican and he uses the N word. He doesnt even LOOK half black, so why is he getting away with this?

I just cant stand hearing him talk. He's a wanna be who got famous off Big Pun. And I just wanna knock him out.


summary:
fat ugly guy with annoying voice says all the chicks wanna fuck him.
fat ugly guy with annoying voice tells all the chicks he's gonna fuck them..... without any type of game.
fat ugly guy with annoying voice isnt even black but he says the N word.


and while I'm knocking out annoying rappers, let me bitch slap Mase a few times. With his stupid ass lyrics.. "You made a hot 16, I made a very great song".... give me a fucking break. Maybe he was trying to impress me with the fact that he could use the worst lyrics ever to say how great he is. Anyways, that chump left rap for 5 years to be a priest or something, then he comes back talkin about "I gotta murk somethin". Who's actually paying to hear that?? I don't care to hear a priest rap about murder in a song that was written by a kindergartener. What a fuckin retard.


Sorry I picked two.

Depends what day of hte week it is :evil:

Now that i think aobut it, i don't really know anyone that i dislike enough now to wanna deck them...

But if i could find that kid that picked on me in the 5th grade all the time, he'd be in for one tasty knuckle sandwich.

You know who I wanna knock out? Fat Joe. I hate that fucking guy. He's so stupid. He's fat and ugly and his lyrics are stupid. Besides 50 cent he talks about fucking the most chicks. You KNOW 50 cent gets bitches, but Fat Joe? Come on. Your name is Fat Joe. How stupid is that? Or Joe Crack.

Then he says some shit like "take your clothes off, show me what you're workin with".... What I wanna know is how that's any different from what any lame ass guy at a bar could say. I mean, really, where's the game? That's just pathetic pleading.

And on top of that, the motherfucker is puerto rican and he uses the N word. He doesnt even LOOK half black, so why is he getting away with this?

I just cant stand hearing him talk. He's a wanna be who got famous off Big Pun. And I just wanna knock him out.


summary:
fat ugly guy with annoying voice says all the chicks wanna fuck him.
fat ugly guy with annoying voice tells all the chicks he's gonna fuck them..... without any type of game.
fat ugly guy with annoying voice isnt even black but he says the N word.


and while I'm knocking out annoying rappers, let me bitch slap Mase a few times. With his stupid ass lyrics.. "You made a hot 16, I made a very great song".... give me a fucking break. Maybe he was trying to impress me with the fact that he could use the worst lyrics ever to say how great he is. Anyways, that chump left rap for 5 years to be a priest or something, then he comes back talkin about "I gotta murk somethin". Who's actually paying to hear that?? I don't care to hear a priest rap about murder in a song that was written by a kindergartener. What a fuckin retard.


Sorry I picked two.
AMEN!! I think that fat joe is NOTHING without big pun. Terror Squad was a joke, "Fuck 50" is a joke, and his buddy Ja Rule is a pussy. Ja Rule IMO is one of weakest rappers ever, the only good song he's EVER had is "Can I Get A" with Jay-Z. And don't even get me started on mase, that guy is the most boring rapper ever along with fabolous....it's like LISTENING to paint dry!!.....These guys should take tips from real lyrical masters like Eminem, Kanye West, or Tupac....they talk about fuckin bitches but we all do....but we don't all the time....Kanye West rhymes about stuff that matters, Eminem raps about his childhood and his difficulties along the way, and Tupac raps about injustices in society and tough times....i would rather just get an autograph from any of those guys that HAVE to spend a day with that wannabe black guy "Joe Crack" gimme a break.....

/rant

While we're on the topic of rappers we want to punch, let me add my personal favorite - Mike Jones.

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me. BULLSHIT!!! He's stupid and ugly and a loser and I just want to hit him. HARD! No girl wants his nasty annoying voice "Mike Jooooooooones" self. Blech. Retarded moronic, stupid stupid stupid Mike Jones.

As far as any other people, I don't want to punch anyone. I'm a very friendly person. Except that stupid Lauren Edwards girl that backed into my truck. She'd get a beating on the street. If I wasn't a wimp...

:iagree: with the Mike Jones thing anyway, freaking annoying motherf*****

While we're on the topic of rappers we want to punch, let me add my personal favorite - Mike Jones.

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me. BULLSHIT!!! He's stupid and ugly and a loser and I just want to hit him. HARD! No girl wants his nasty annoying voice "Mike Jooooooooones" self. Blech. Retarded moronic, stupid stupid stupid Mike Jones.

You read my mind
You know what that means... we're soul mates!

J/K

Seriosly, Mike Jones is a joke. The only song of his I like is still tippin'. I think Paul Wall saved that song. Come to think of it, Paul Wall is the only half-decent rapper to come aroud in the past, uh... five years!
Let's see, also Lil White. Yes, I'd like to dig his ass up from under the weed plant his rotting carcas it fertilizing and piss on it. He was a cultral drain on society and ALL of his songs were promoting drug use. At least when Eminem does it, he talks about how your fucked in the end. Lastly. Paris Hilton. I don't find her attractive... at all, and after watching an ep. of that reality show of hers I am convinced she is a spoiled, pussified bitch that uses her name and the stinking bowels of hell she calls a vagina to get whatever the hell she wants. Everyone thinks she has a 10 body, she looks cracked-out... not enough meat for my taste.

I'd like to see her shot,

in the head,

twice.

HAHA. Until the other day looking at my high school's alumni sight, I had only though Paul Wall and Chamillionaire graduated from my high school. But nope, Mike Jones apparently did as well. Anyways, Mike Jones is annoying, but it's cool because Chamillionaire is a FAR superior lyricsist and will become the next big thing coming out from Kanye's camp.

The person that pisses me off the most would Craig Lowdnes, he can't drive he's shit and serves him right, he shoulda stayed with Holden, when he was driving for them he was actually winning, now that he drives for Ford He's just crap! and the way he looks and talks annoys me, but not to the point i want to beat him up he just annoys me and when it comes to bathurst i'm a Holden supporter all the way lol

And don't even get me started on mase, that guy is the most boring rapper ever along with fabolous....it's like LISTENING to paint dry!!
i have to disaggree with you....although i do agree the songs fabolous releases as singles are a little lacking..you should check out some other songs on his albums...some of them are pretty good




BTW dont kill the messenger
:lol2:

My fiances ex boyfriend. WHY: 2 words, sexual assault

hhmmmmm.....a person i would like to knock out would be my cousin's husband they're only 18 years old and married because he got her pregnant...but thats not the reason why its because hes a big dickhead he has no job and he drinks with his friends alot..IN PUBLIC..and hes a big two face to all the parents...the main thing that makes me want to knock him out is that at their wedding they got lots of money as gifts, not sure how much but it was either $500 or $5000 and he spent it all on his mobile phone bills then they bought a new suzuki swift(was his choice) he had a suzuki jimny 4wd or something like that...and plus hes always swearing at her and that makes me rally angry...so if he hits her ill have to knock him out..:p

Fuck man, I can relate. I work at mcdonalds and about half the people are like that. Fuckin helpless can't do the simplest tasks on their own and when they do work its when theyre making a meal for theirselves.

Who would I like to beat the shit out of?

Well first there's some AF members whose names will not be said.

As for rappers, all of them. Nothing but a bunch of punk asses. If I had to pick one though it'd be Eminem.

Michael Moore, shut the fuck up we don't want to hear it.

Any and all PETA members and the EPA. I like to eat my cows and pigs and for after dinner entertainment I like to destroy a tree or two..or 15.

Finally...Woody Allen, what's to like?

lol, hope I am not on that list.

let me see, my hillbilly crack head neighbor

George Bush

I think thats all for now

Fuck man, I can relate. I work at mcdonalds and about half the people are like that. Fuckin helpless can't do the simplest tasks on their own and when they do work its when theyre making a meal for theirselves.


LOL I forgot to add that point.

But honestly I had to work with her last night and it wasn't as bad as usual. I guess it was just a bad day. I still don't like her. Shes one of those ugly geeky girls who does nothing but play RPGs and watch Lord of the Rings and download Anime(not to mention she fucking cried for two days straight when she lost the "election" to become the school's "Anime club chairman" or whatever the hell. ROFL I still want to punch her in the teef.

Finally...Woody Allen, what's to like?

Meh, daughter-marrying-grossness aside, I like him. His books are the funniest things ever.

My girlfriend and I were watching elimidate last night and there was this blonde chick with nasty teeth. She kept saying "I'm just really hot, and that's all there is to it" and being an all around whore. I wanted to punch her in the face and say "Shut the fuck up you whore." Not attractive in the least and dumber than a box of rocks. I hate women like that.

Lol, i'd like to knock out them PETA assholes...

They're protesting for lobsters....saying it's to painful of a death to be boiled...

HOW FUCKING DUMB IS THAT...

Why don't they do something usefull like protest for all the people dying in africa of aids....

LOBSTERS....COME ON...

I feel like denis leary sometimes...

I would like to punch out the guys that decided it would be a good idea to play that stupid Tribeca commercial a million times.

i work with this other guy at a mexican food resturrant and by the way were busboys b/c were not 18. well his bitch ass dosent do shit and its like im working by my self when i work with him. man i would like to take that kid out back and kick the shit out of him

Is it just me or does this seem like Fight Club?

"If you could fight anyone past or present who would it be?

I'd fight Ghandi"

BTW i have a PETA shirt and on the back it says
"People Eating Tasty Animals"

verry funny to wear at conventions

jesse mccartney lol... the punked episode made me want to knock him the fk out... he talks so big its almost humorous

and also big c from that one stupid show... im not sure why... hes just retarted.. not that i like hitting retarted people or anything..

John Kerry
Michael Moore
DL Hughley (I cant even stand his last name)
Michael Jackson (I'd like to knock his nose off)
R Kelly (The closet series was funny as hell to listen to, but he's still a perverted ass 14 yr old sex having wanna be with a good voice but no game and shitty lyrics..... to put it nicely)
Tony Yayo
And that guy John Little who sells that stupid ass workout machine.
And that old ass Oreck vacuum cleaner guy. (Not everyone is so old and brittle that we need an 8 lb vacuum... get over it, there are cooler things now days like wireless internet who cares about a vacuum?)
And Paris hilton too. After I have a 3some with her and nicole richie. protected.
And last but not least, Shaq. Not because I dont like him, but because then I could say I knocked out shaq. And then I could write a song called, "Thats how I beat up shaq"

LOL sounds like rick is a big aaron carter fan :naughty:

John Kerry
Michael Moore
DL Hughley (I cant even stand his last name)
Michael Jackson (I'd like to knock his nose off)
R Kelly (The closet series was funny as hell to listen to, but he's still a perverted ass 14 yr old sex having wanna be with a good voice but no game and shitty lyrics..... to put it nicely)
Tony Yayo
And that guy John Little who sells that stupid ass workout machine.
And that old ass Oreck vacuum cleaner guy. (Not everyone is so old and brittle that we need an 8 lb vacuum... get over it, there are cooler things now days like wireless internet who cares about a vacuum?)
And Paris hilton too. After I have a 3some with her and nicole richie. protected.
And last but not least, Shaq. Not because I dont like him, but because then I could say I knocked out shaq. And then I could write a song called, "Thats how I beat up shaq"

The Shaq and the Oreck ones had me laughing like a retard.. lol!

Who would I like to "KNOCK TEH FAWK OUT?" I dunno. I'm not an angry person..

My boss at Subway. Shes an indian/muslim, and I cant understand anything she says. She also thinks shes better then everyone else, and tries to start shit with me, saying I work too slow, I'm too lazy, I sit around too much, My hair is too long yada yada.

Mike Jones. I hate this guy. Just stfu.

Andy Milonakis (or whatever). He's just an annoying fat kid with his own show that doesn't make sense. No humor whatsoever, and just plain not funny. Plus, I'd like to see what it is like when a fat kid's body goes limp and collapses to the ground. It would be like watching a huge lump of Jello hit the ground I'd imagine....

Lol....Yeah that Andy Milonakis show is beyond dumb..

I can't even see HOW THE F*CK they even let that on the air...

Viva La Bam...now that's a funny show..but it would be NOTHING without DON VITO...

YOOOOOOOO......

LOL sounds like rick is a big aaron carter fan :naughty:
look whos talkin. I didnt even know who wrote that song.

:loser:

Viva La Bam...now that's a funny show..but it would be NOTHING without DON VITO...

YOOOOOOOO......


Agreed!! :1:

The episode when they went to Europe was great, I laughed so hard when vito said something about Gondolarhea :p and when he asked "do you know why Italy is shaped like a boot? So they can stick it up your ass" :lol: :rofl:

lol, hope I am not on that list.

let me see, my hillbilly crack head neighbor

George Bush

I think thats all for now

George Bush is your neighbor?! :biggrin:



I wouldn't mind putting a few knuckles into any one of the worthless humans that have ever stolen anything from me or intentionally caused damge to something of mine that was important to me.

I want to knock out the person who goes around saying they're going to knock people out. :sly:

no he is not my neighbor if he was I would deck his ass....I cant stand that lying good for nothing wanna be man on crack that sniffs his dogs ass...ass hole

Yoooooooo....

look whos talkin. I didnt even know who wrote that song.

:loser:
damn it...

I want to knock out the person who goes around saying they're going to knock people out. :sly:
go for it... have fun... go crazy...in fact... knock yourself out