Talking while on the can?

Whats with women going #1 in the bathroom with another person in there? or talking on the phone while doing the deed?

I know all the action is hidden but I know exactly whats happening and I don't wanna talk to you if you are on the pot plain and simple. I was talking to my friend and she said that girls do it all the time. See ten try to do that stuff w/ their men and IT AINT COOL! I don't wanna hear THAT sound while I'm talking on the phone even. You know you are talking to them and you hear that distinct ECHO type sound in the background and you ask "are you in the bathroom?" I'm sorry, but if I'm doing #1 or #2 I aint talking to nobody on the phone and especially if they are in the same room.

Talking while taking a crap?! That's ludecris! No one is to talk in the bathroom, especially when someone is on the toilet, it's not proper bathroom behavior. You are supposed to let the person take a dumb in peace!:o

Well I can’t say that I talk to anyone while I’m on the toilet. So it’s not all girls that do it. :p

Oh yeah, I can't stand talking in the bathroom. When I walk by the ladies' room here at work, it sounds like a party.

My supervisor tries to talk to me while I'm peeing... I usually ignore him because I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I'M HOLDING MY PENIS!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/rocketwhore.gif

The worst is when I'm taking a shit & two guys are in stalls next to me chatting away. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I CAN FEEL MY ASSHOLE STRETCHING!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif

Originally posted by DMC12
Oh yeah, I can't stand talking in the bathroom. When I walk by the ladies' room here at work, it sounds like a party.

My supervisor tries to talk to me while I'm peeing... I usually ignore him because I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I'M HOLDING MY PENIS!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/rocketwhore.gif

The worst is when I'm taking a shit & two guys are in stalls next to me chatting away. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I CAN FEEL MY ASSHOLE STRETCHING!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif


Funny, yet so very true.:hehehe:

Originally posted by DMC12

The worst is when I'm taking a shit & two guys are in stalls next to me chatting away. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I CAN FEEL MY ASSHOLE STRETCHING!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif

LMAO!!!

Originally posted by DMC12
Oh yeah, I can't stand talking in the bathroom. When I walk by the ladies' room here at work, it sounds like a party.

My supervisor tries to talk to me while I'm peeing... I usually ignore him because I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I'M HOLDING MY PENIS!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/rocketwhore.gif

The worst is when I'm taking a shit & two guys are in stalls next to me chatting away. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHEN I CAN FEEL MY ASSHOLE STRETCHING!!!http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif Took the words right out of my mouth. It's uncomfortable to say the least.

Not as bad as when my dad would hand me the phonme when im in the shower. Im just cleaning myself up for the week, minding my own business, when my freaking dad barges in and hands me the phone. and its my EX!! argh!! that's just plain embarrasing. :o

yeesh dad.

Originally posted by Steel
Not as bad as when my dad would hand me the phonme when im in the shower. Im just cleaning myself up for the week, minding my own business, when my freaking dad barges in and hands me the phone. and its my EX!! argh!! that's just plain embarrasing. :o

yeesh dad.

Sorry, but thats pretty damn funny :D Yeah, the whole thing that you need to be available to anyone whenever they call has gotten way out of hand.

I won't talk on the phone while I'm on "there." But I have held a small, restrained conversation in a bathroom where it's only me and a friend and one or both of us are in stalls. Can't say it's too comfortable, but it has happened MAYBE a half dozen times in my life.

But sometimes people get all weird b/c I'll wander while I'm on the phone and sometimes at home I'll stop in the BR and fix my hair or something and people can tell by the sound I am not in Kansas anymore...

:D :D im on the JOHN and on the PHONE all the time!!! where else can u find such peace n quiet than on the JOHN!!!


:p :p :sun: :flash:

for some reason i feel totally comfortable talking 2 someone while i'm doing my business...but it only seems that i'm comfertable with it if i'm talking to my girlfriend because we do that kind of thing on the phone. we even put our phone on mute so we can hear the other person do their business. call it gross, but we actually think that it's kinda cute..we even do that kinda thing in front of each other and we don't mind it.....wierd isn't it?

There are rules to be observed (http://flasharcade.com/game.cgi?urinal) in the toilet.

Talking does not come into my list of accepted toilet activities. There's a toilet, for the business, a sink for the washing of the hands, but is there a comfy chair to sit and chat in? A desk behind which a talk-show host encourages you to discourse on life, the universe, and your latest wee brown jobby? No.

Gotta be the stall furthest from the door for me....talk to me at your own risk!

i could care less.. i have pissed and dumped on the phone before and i will again... anyone not believe me feel free to give me a call...

It should be socially acceptable to pee on anyone who talks to you in a public bathroom. They're asking for it, really... :rolleyes:

yeah, but then do you know how many games of "Swords" would occur in the public restrooms? :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Well I can’t say that I talk to anyone while I’m on the toilet. So it’s not all girls that do it. :p

I'm with Spec2 Girl on this one. I don't even like going to the bathroom at the same time with friends, it's just weird.

"hot girls don't shit" a great quote by my friend jake..
we were talkin bout how ya never really know what she's doin in there and how hot chicks seem to never have to take a dump... it was funny as hell ...