About Your Friggin Ex.

Nope! Earl has a cast iron stomach when it comes to stuff he's not supposed to eat... animals, socks, shirts, entire McDonalds cheeseburger (wrapper and all), crayons, 2x4's, drywall, brussells sprouts, ice cream, spaghetti... etc. Oddly, when you switch his dog food is when he gets all out of wack.

im talking about finding them with a mower, blood and guts all over the place, and im pretty sure they way earl eats nothing will slow him down execpt when you change his dog food...

Where the hell has Jim been anyways? Havent seen him for a couple of days.

whos jim??

whos jim??

talk about bad short term memory, Jim is earlsfat, earl is the dog.

hehe

You know.. the old guy with the dog and the red 2nd gen Camaro..

You know.. the old guy with the dog and the red 2nd gen Camaro..


AAAAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA :lol2:

damn.... that sucks i know the dogs name better than his....i only talk to him like every day right...im sad. my bad jim..........but u do have to agree, the dog has a cool ass name lol

Eh.. dont care about their names, a name is a name unless it sounds like really weird or funny then i'll say something about it. But he like hasnt been around ever since that rising gas prices thread.

Eh.. dont care about their names, a name is a name unless it sounds like really weird or funny then i'll say something about it. But he like hasnt been around ever since that rising gas prices thread.

yea :iagree: :(

btw Earl sounds like a serial killers name.

I just wanted to say that I was thoroughly entertained reading this entire thread...thanks guys.
BTW- I'm a female, too.
Appreciate you all letting us into your "He-man" realm. Not teasing, I mean it sincerely.
To SG- I spent a couple of years crying over my husband cheating on me- lost more years off in my looks and self esteem....... no one (male or female) is worth it! If he's disrespecting you-don't waste your time. There's someone out there who will do right by you, for sure.

I haven't read all of the messages, but guys aren't the only ones who can't let go of their ex's. I love the girl I'm with more than pretty much anything else, including my car, and I think I'm going to have to let her go because of the ex causing problems with us.

aw hell yeah lucky u are a female too huh? well i did women that drive f bodies, lets get married, ill do u right :thumbsup:

what a line.

I'll do you one better.


BITCH GIMME YO NUMBA! :)

aw hell yeah lucky u are a female too huh? well i did women that drive f bodies, lets get married, ill do u right :thumbsup:
Was did , suppose to be dig? or are you just being vulgar?

oh damn hell no that was dig....not did, that would be like 8th grade, i was going more for 2nd year in college lol. i ment dig .

Thats what I thought, just wanted to clarify. I expect better of you but I could totally see Rally or viper posting that :p

damn thats messed up, dont wanna be in the likes of those 2 guys lmao....(just playing guys)

Screw you! :flipa:


Couldnt see myself doing that.. I make no mistakes.. :p

Hi, (or should I say, "ALOOOOOHHAAA"!)

Do I get to drive your car?

Damn! I'm so many hours behind most of you guys that by the time I get back here, you're all probably all cozy and snuggling up to your teddy bears.
Well, maybe I'll catch up to you all some other time.
Goodnight!

Eh.. dont care about their names, a name is a name unless it sounds like really weird or funny then i'll say something about it. But he like hasnt been around ever since that rising gas prices thread.


Know what are some wierd names? Marcus, John and DJ......

Thats what I thought, just wanted to clarify. I expect better of you but I could totally see Rally or viper posting that :p

you could see me saying did? thats not cool, watch guys, before you know it john will be trying to get her in the jello tub to..

you could see me saying did? thats not cool, watch guys, before you know it john will be trying to get her in the jello tub to..


I can see John saying, Hey I did Earl. Don't remember all the details but the booz was good....lol Then him saying how is bum hurts after the night in the Jello hot tub......

lol

lol

Watch me get Banned again...lol

Watch me get Banned again...lol

lol, i donno, you might have had some name mix up, sure you didnt mean Eirk?

lol, i donno, you might have had some name mix up, sure you didnt mean Eirk?

Maybe I will never tell.. :naughty:

Classic!

You guys are so perverted. ....my virgin eyes!

Yes I think your right most of us are perverts. Thats what makes us guys lol

Know what are some wierd names? Marcus, John and DJ......
Yeah, the name Kasey is much better. Especially when the person doesn't have a vagina :loser:

I can see John saying, Hey I did Earl. Don't remember all the details but the booz was good....lol Then him saying how is bum hurts after the night in the Jello hot tub......
Oh shit :uhoh:, that wasn't just a wet dream?

You guys are somethin else, lemme tell ya.

Where the hell has Jim been anyways? Havent seen him for a couple of days.

Busy... Trying to get a set of projected financial statements together for a Local Fire Company thats trying to build a new firehouse. Thanks to Enron and the rest of the white collar criminal crew (and the idiots in congress) the Non-Profit Organization rules (and all the others for that matter) have been tightened up and are making simple jobs a nightmare.

Oh and Viper.... He swallows them whole with just a few chews to stop them from squirming. (ewewew...)

Know another weird name? Curtis..

Oh and Viper.... He swallows them whole with just a few chews to stop them from squirming. (ewewew...)



UGH! If it's chewy there's definitely something wrong... :eek7:

How is it that we always end up talking about his dog? :lol:

the rest of the white collar criminal crew (and the idiots in congress)

Isn't that one in the same, but at different levels of membership?

Isn't that one in the same, but at different levels of membership?

Correct you are Dylan. The benefits of being a member of congress is you get to send the other white collar crimianls to jail when you get caught!

Busy... Trying to get a set of projected financial statements together for a Local Fire Company thats trying to build a new firehouse. Thanks to Enron and the rest of the white collar criminal crew (and the idiots in congress) the Non-Profit Organization rules (and all the others for that matter) have been tightened up and are making simple jobs a nightmare.

Oh and Viper.... He swallows them whole with just a few chews to stop them from squirming. (ewewew...)


you need to put like a steel muzzle on him, just take it off when its time for him to eat.

lol names like dj huh...funny lmao. anyways lucky u live on the island huh? my sister use to live out there back in the 90's when the army sent her out that way. im trying to go next year on holiday...thats the way they say vacation in england for all u ghetto asses out there lol. just playing, but back to what i was saying...women with camaros are hot, way better than pony gilrs, and ill let u drive my car all over florida. (oh and the merry u part was real the ring will be in the mail 2morrow lol)

I wouldnt let ANY girl drive my Camaro, sorry. Just dont trust them with cars, really... Unless I knew em good enough, or ofcourse they have benefits.. :naughty:

I wouldnt let ANY girl drive my Camaro, sorry. ........., or ofcourse they have benefits.. :naughty:


Yeah, hows about a car that wreaks of unburnt gasonline cruising through the emissions station, passes with flying colors because the attendant is too buisy waiting for her to move the wrong way, and the mini flips up?

Haha.. well if she has benefits that arent just visual.. let me put it that way. :D

oh, well yes, all that too. marrage has some advantages

hey u guys are forgetting something here, she has her own f body.. so why wouldnt u let her drive yours, im sure she could handle it..2 girls in my club have 11 sec maro's that are bad assed, and if they said dj let me drive your car to the store ill be like ok, now just some adverage accord driving chick, i thinks not. f body chicks are cool because they can handle power...and that my friends is what every man wants...a strong woman who can handle her's!

I just dont trust chicks dude, because i've seen so many that are bad drivers and even if they can handle power they still mess it up and really dont care for the car.

It's just how I am.

hey u guys are forgetting something here, she has her own f body.. so why wouldnt u let her drive yours, im sure she could handle it..2 girls in my club have 11 sec maro's that are bad assed, and if they said dj let me drive your car to the store ill be like ok, now just some adverage accord driving chick, i thinks not. f body chicks are cool because they can handle power...and that my friends is what every man wants...a strong woman who can handle her's!

that hot, give them my number

lol...i use to be that way 2, but now and days i pick and choose and im telling u, if a chick drives a badd azzed car, im sure she can handle another bad azzed car, as long as its not too crazy.

Lol I let my girl drive my fbody and she wouldn't go above 30, meanwhile in her f-150 05 she'll do 90 on the freeway :screwy:

wasnt it lt1 man or somebody who was teaching his wife how to drive his car last summer, and she came on here telling us how much fun she had doing burnouts and stuff, i mean thats great when u can get a female to be down like that, it beats the hell out of the ones who grab the seat for dear life and tell u how fast u are going and u need to stop

It was tacoma mans girl that was telling us that and she was putting down mustangs and GTstang was getting all heated :rofl:

Thats funny, getting a mod pissed.

But I like chicks who grab for the seat and if they tell me im going to fast i'll tell em to not back seat drive

the only chick thats in your car is your mom :P

Ouch.

the only chick thats in your car is your mom :P

Better than your fat girlfriend which would weigh me down severly..



"NO, CANT GO FASTER THAN 50 MPH.. AGH. Xeno's girlfriend is too much for my car!"

Yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaahahha

thats great when u can get a female to be down

:disappoin